And I haven't even watched much of this game but may as well go ahead and add Trent Dilfer to my list. Just a total dipshit. A good example of one of 2 things wrong with alot of ESPN personalities. Either they think people put all their stock in everything they say(this is him) or they think everybody thinks they're funny. He's just dumb and loud.
I can't imagine anyone watching a game that Dan Dierdorf is announcing and not getting angry at him at least ten times for talking out his butt in a matter of fact way.
I didn't see his name in the search, but this TNF commentator Mike Mayock has to be one of the worst. I love how he decided the Bears were "imploding" (a word he has used so much that I think he may have just learned it today), then when they showed signs of life he was proud of them for not panicking, then when they go 3 and out they are imploding again.
Also, it was easy to figure out (I knew even before I looked it up) that Mike Mayock played safety, because basically all he did was talk about the safety, and gave credit for every single play to the safety. Sack by the LB, well that was because the safety did such a good job of taking away the pass. etc etc
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
I didn't see his name in the search, but this TNF commentator Mike Mayock has to be one of the worst. I love how he decided the Bears were "imploding" (a word he has used so much that I think he may have just learned it today), then when they showed signs of life he was proud of them for not panicking, then when they go 3 and out they are imploding again.
Also, it was easy to figure out (I knew even before I looked it up) that Mike Mayock played safety, because basically all he did was talk about the safety, and gave credit for every single play to the safety. Sack by the LB, well that was because the safety did such a good job of taking away the pass. etc etc
I think that he simply tries too hard to say something about every play.
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imploding was the worst....
that said....
bears shot themselves in the foot from opening kickoff on. :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:
bears shot themselves in the foot from opening kickoff on. :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:
what a shit show.
Yeah, to me imploding means that they had been playing well and then fell apart, when in reality the Bears, for whatever reason just didn't show up. Or as you put it, shot themselves in the foot from the opening kickoff.
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
I didn't see his name in the search, but this TNF commentator Mike Mayock has to be one of the worst. I love how he decided the Bears were "imploding" (a word he has used so much that I think he may have just learned it today), then when they showed signs of life he was proud of them for not panicking, then when they go 3 and out they are imploding again.
Also, it was easy to figure out (I knew even before I looked it up) that Mike Mayock played safety, because basically all he did was talk about the safety, and gave credit for every single play to the safety. Sack by the LB, well that was because the safety did such a good job of taking away the pass. etc etc
mayock knows his stuff, but he doesn't shut the fuck up. and his lisp drives me crazy
I like nessler much better for college games
I think everyone needs to give collinsworth another chance. he is the best analyst in the business
cuntler and marshall both suck. If I had to play on cuntlers team I would fight him daily. such a steaming turd
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yeah, I picked up on "imploding" too. didn't actually think you could "implode" in the second game of the season.
how about deion and michael irving together? god.
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mayock knows his stuff, but he doesn't shut the fuck up. and his lisp drives me crazy
I think everyone needs to give collinsworth another chance. he is the best analyst in the business
Yeah, Mayock is knowledgeable, but give it a rest every now and then. It feels like he was talking more than Nessler last night.
I love Collinsworth. I think it's his voice that can make him sound a bit condescending and douchey but he really knows his shit. Him and Al Michaels together is a great pairing.
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Dan Patrick. getting more ridiculous as time goes on.
Dan Patrick. getting more ridiculous as time goes on.
always been about dan :thumbdown:
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Dan Patrick. getting more ridiculous as time goes on.
His radio show is pretty awful too.
He does a decent interview but the rest of the show sucks. He's always talking to the other guys, who are boring. I also don't give a shit about the latest shitty Sandler movie.
This show, another show, a show here and a show there.
Yeah Dan Patrick blows. I've tried his show because he gets guests I'm interested in....but i've given up on it. He talks as if he's "one of the guys" with the athletes and it's so annoying/pathetic. The funniest was a few weeks ago when he asked Charles Barkley if he thought Dan would have been able to start for Angola (the small country that the 1992 Dream Team destroyed in their first Olympic contest). Barkley shot him right now. He said (and i'm VERY MUCH paraphrasing) "You're a little bitch, Dan. Just because those Angolans looked bad against me and Michael Jordan doesn't mean YOU are better than them." Again...that was very paraphrased.
And how sad an existence must it be to be one of the "Dan-ettes"? Those guys who work on his radio show with him. A Danette?? Like a Rockette? So Dan's the man and his employees are girls? Dude, needs to get over himself. And he also needs to realize that Adam Sandler hasn't been funny since like 1996.
Yeah Dan Patrick blows. I've tried his show because he gets guests I'm interested in....but i've given up on it. He talks as if he's "one of the guys" with the athletes and it's so annoying/pathetic. The funniest was a few weeks ago when he asked Charles Barkley if he thought Dan would have been able to start for Angola (the small country that the 1992 Dream Team destroyed in their first Olympic contest). Barkley shot him right now. He said (and i'm VERY MUCH paraphrasing) "You're a little bitch, Dan. Just because those Angolans looked bad against me and Michael Jordan doesn't mean YOU are better than them." Again...that was very paraphrased.
And how sad an existence must it be to be one of the "Dan-ettes"? Those guys who work on his radio show with him. A Danette?? Like a Rockette? So Dan's the man and his employees are girls? Dude, needs to get over himself. And he also needs to realize that Adam Sandler hasn't been funny since like 1996.
well said
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Phil Simms on Madden '13. Every time I complete a pass to a receiver who wasn't the furthest down the field (it happened last night on a 25 yard pass for a 1st) he accuses me of padding my stats. Fuck you Phil
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
Phil Simms on Madden '13. Every time I complete a pass to a receiver who wasn't the furthest down the field (it happened last night on a 25 yard pass for a 1st) he accuses me of padding my stats. Fuck you Phil
Phil Simms sucks at life and his boner for Brady is annoying.
Phil Simms on Madden '13. Every time I complete a pass to a receiver who wasn't the furthest down the field (it happened last night on a 25 yard pass for a 1st) he accuses me of padding my stats. Fuck you Phil
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i think simms and nance are great together actually.
i think simms and nance are great together actually.
dude. :fp:
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jesus, where is the mute button?
And I haven't even watched much of this game but may as well go ahead and add Trent Dilfer to my list. Just a total dipshit. A good example of one of 2 things wrong with alot of ESPN personalities. Either they think people put all their stock in everything they say(this is him) or they think everybody thinks they're funny. He's just dumb and loud.
It's funny. I like COllinsworth in the studio. Doing games, not so much.
Also, it was easy to figure out (I knew even before I looked it up) that Mike Mayock played safety, because basically all he did was talk about the safety, and gave credit for every single play to the safety. Sack by the LB, well that was because the safety did such a good job of taking away the pass. etc etc
that said....
bears shot themselves in the foot from opening kickoff on. :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp: :fp:
what a shit show.
Yeah, to me imploding means that they had been playing well and then fell apart, when in reality the Bears, for whatever reason just didn't show up. Or as you put it, shot themselves in the foot from the opening kickoff.
mayock knows his stuff, but he doesn't shut the fuck up. and his lisp drives me crazy
I like nessler much better for college games
I think everyone needs to give collinsworth another chance. he is the best analyst in the business
cuntler and marshall both suck. If I had to play on cuntlers team I would fight him daily. such a steaming turd
:shock: tell us how you really feel
yeah, I picked up on "imploding" too. didn't actually think you could "implode" in the second game of the season.
how about deion and michael irving together? god.
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Yeah, Mayock is knowledgeable, but give it a rest every now and then. It feels like he was talking more than Nessler last night.
I love Collinsworth. I think it's his voice that can make him sound a bit condescending and douchey but he really knows his shit. Him and Al Michaels together is a great pairing.
always been about dan :thumbdown:
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His radio show is pretty awful too.
He does a decent interview but the rest of the show sucks. He's always talking to the other guys, who are boring. I also don't give a shit about the latest shitty Sandler movie.
And how sad an existence must it be to be one of the "Dan-ettes"? Those guys who work on his radio show with him. A Danette?? Like a Rockette? So Dan's the man and his employees are girls? Dude, needs to get over himself. And he also needs to realize that Adam Sandler hasn't been funny since like 1996.
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well said
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Phil Simms sucks at life and his boner for Brady is annoying.
Hah.
dude. :fp:
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