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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,501
    leave it to norm :lol:

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    shepshep Houston Posts: 5,648
    "what I wanna know is: who forgot to pay da power bill at da superbowl?"

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    I literally was rolling on the floor laughing when he said it.

    CBS should renew his contract until eternity based on the delivery of that line... it was priceless.
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    DURPDURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    The Juggler wrote:
    again--i don't get the hate for simms and nance. :lol:

    simms is a bit of a douche

    That's why plus his mancrush on Brady get's annoying.

    Nance I don't mind but Simms should go jump off a cliff.
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    SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    The Juggler wrote:
    again--i don't get the hate for simms and nance. :lol:

    simms is a bit of a douche, but i find him humorous (albeit sometimes no on purpose) and knowledgeable.

    nance is hokey...but i've always thought he calls a solid game. hello friends... :lol:

    EVERYTHING he said during the Super Bowl was wrong. It's safe to say Simms will never be a coach, the coaches seemed to do the exact opposite of everything he said they should or shouldn't do, and it usually worked out. On the safety call, in his defense, I don't think anybody knew they'd be able to kill 8 seconds, but even if they were only able to kill 4-5, it was still the best option I think.
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    The JugglerThe Juggler Behind that bush over there. Posts: 47,315
    SatansFuton wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    again--i don't get the hate for simms and nance. :lol:

    simms is a bit of a douche, but i find him humorous (albeit sometimes no on purpose) and knowledgeable.

    nance is hokey...but i've always thought he calls a solid game. hello friends... :lol:

    EVERYTHING he said during the Super Bowl was wrong. It's safe to say Simms will never be a coach, the coaches seemed to do the exact opposite of everything he said they should or shouldn't do, and it usually worked out. On the safety call, in his defense, I don't think anybody knew they'd be able to kill 8 seconds, but even if they were only able to kill 4-5, it was still the best option I think.

    he did have a bad super bowl. i will give you that.
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    rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    I do not care for Bob Costas.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,501
    I know most people like the guy.....but al michaels sucks.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    There's a guy that sounds like Jesse Ventura and another guy that sounds like Anderaon Cooper. I like them both though.
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    Indifference71Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,747
    imalive wrote:
    I know most people like the guy.....but al michaels sucks.


    Really? I love Al Michaels. I love how he always seems to mention the point spread or over/under...
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    intodeepintodeep Posts: 7,228
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    SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    imalive wrote:
    I know most people like the guy.....but al michaels sucks.

    A year or so ago I would have said you were crazy. And I still think he's a good commentator. But I'm starting to think he's kind of a douche. I read a couple of interviews recently where he really came off as a little bit of a prick. And I don't know if he's always been this way and I'm just now noticing, or maybe I'm imagining it, but since then I've started to notice how he's always making sarcastic remarks and busting people's balls all the time.
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,501
    Indifference71 wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    I know most people like the guy.....but al michaels sucks.


    Really? I love Al Michaels.

    Really. ;)
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,501
    SatansFuton wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    I know most people like the guy.....but al michaels sucks.

    A year or so ago I would have said you were crazy. And I still think he's a good commentator. But I'm starting to think he's kind of a douche. I read a couple of interviews recently where he really came off as a little bit of a prick. And I don't know if he's always been this way and I'm just now noticing, or maybe I'm imagining it, but since then I've started to notice how he's always making sarcastic remarks and busting people's balls all the time.

    prick and douche seem like perfect descriptions :lol:
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    imalive wrote:
    I know most people like the guy.....but al michaels sucks.
    Blasphemous. No better team than Michaels and Madden.

    Now Simms, yea, he sucks
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    chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
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    good call guys
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,501
    oh, fuck......simms is as bad as ever.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    imalive wrote:
    I know most people like the guy.....but al michaels sucks.

    He should retire.
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    Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,731
    lukin2006 wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    I know most people like the guy.....but al michaels sucks.

    He should retire.

    Here's an Al Michaels-ism that I've noticed. I don't know exactly how to word it. He does this thing where he says a guys "says" something when he doesn't. I know that doesn't make sense. Here's some examples to explain:

    -Mike Tomlin calls a timeout.
    "And Tomlin says he wants a timeout."

    -Tom Brady hurries his team to the line of scrimmage"
    "And Brady says I wanna move quickly here."

    -John Fox signals for the punt team on 4th down but Peyton Manning waves him off to go for it.
    "Fox says let's punt but Peyton says no, let's go for it."
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    lukin2006lukin2006 Posts: 9,087
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    lukin2006 wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    I know most people like the guy.....but al michaels sucks.

    He should retire.

    Here's an Al Michaels-ism that I've noticed. I don't know exactly how to word it. He does this thing where he says a guys "says" something when he doesn't. I know that doesn't make sense. Here's some examples to explain:

    -Mike Tomlin calls a timeout.
    "And Tomlin says he wants a timeout."

    -Tom Brady hurries his team to the line of scrimmage"
    "And Brady says I wanna move quickly here."

    -John Fox signals for the punt team on 4th down but Peyton Manning waves him off to go for it.


    "Fox says let's punt but Peyton says no, let's go for it."


    :lol::lol:
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    eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 40,952
    chadwick wrote:
    http://youtu.be/UZNcZwGrTXo
    good call guys

    :lol: that was great!
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,501
    this mayock guy is not bombastic or full of himself.....but the voice is pretty annoying :lol:
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Not crazy about Marv Albert's voice. And I don't like the 2 meatheads that do Thursday night Football.

    And there's one guy that sounds like Anderson Cooper, but he's okay
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Not crazy about Marv Albert's voice. And I don't like the 2 meatheads that do Thursday night Football.

    And there's one guy that sounds like Anderson Cooper, but he's okay

    I REALLY don't like these 2 guys on TNF. It's painful. The play by play guys not as bad- it's the other guy I can't stand. I wish he'd just STFU, Lol
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    HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    This is not even close...it's Mike Mayock. All that dipshit does is rattle off combine stats.
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    don smithdon smith Posts: 833
    this may have been said, but Dennis Miller sucked!
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    WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,501
    simms and nance have a synergistic thing going where their combined suckiness is greater than the sum of their individual suckiness :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    Vancouver 11
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    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
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    Last-12-ExitLast-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    imalive wrote:
    simms and nance have a synergistic thing going where their combined suckiness is greater than the sum of their individual suckiness :lol:
    that made me laugh. I hate Simms. Gruden might be my favorite right now.
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    DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,413
    Last-12-Exit wrote:
    Gruden might be my favorite right now.

    :? Favorite worst, right?
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    Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,731
    It seems as if everybody on the internet hates every sports announcer. Except for Gus Johnson. They like him
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    I find that even the commentators I start out liking, I start disliking them eventually. Like Gruden and his partner on MNF? Started out liking them, but now they're getting on my nerves. They should rotate sports commentators so they don't have the same gig all the time. Same with these 2 meatheads on SNF. They bug me now. :fp:
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