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  • Foxborough MA Posts: 1,075
    SatansFuton wrote:
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    Pam Oliver?

    I know she's normally not that bad, but her pre-game update was bad. It seemed like she was just reading in monotone off a cue card or something. Maybe the Green Bay weather has her brain frozen.
    hehe i was thinking the same thing...i think joe thiesman needs to hit on her to keep her from getting fired when the year is over :lol:
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  • Posts: 31,225
    tybird wrote:
    Kenny Albert, I believe....Marv's brother
    SON of Marv. Yessssssssssssssssssssssss!
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Posts: 11,432
    imalive wrote:
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    SON of Marv. Yessssssssssssssssssssssss!

    From the biting incident?
  • Posts: 31,225
    DewieCox wrote:
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    From the biting incident?
    was there biting involved? I just remember the women's undergarments :lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Posts: 11,432
    imalive wrote:
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    was there biting involved? I just remember the women's undergarments :lol:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marv_Alber ... lt_charges

    He likes it a little weird.
  • Posts: 31,225
    DewieCox wrote:
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marv_Alber ... lt_charges

    He likes it a little weird.
    from wiki - "serve him up a facial" :lol::lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Posts: 1,415
    I'm not 100% sure, but I think it was Dierdorf who said one of the dumbest things I've ever heard an announcer say during a football game. A WR made a leaping catch in the end zone and the announcer said, "He was going to catch that ball come heck or high you know what." To this day, I wonder when "water" became a word so dirty that it had to be referred to as "you know what" on TV.
    The Fixer wrote:
    speaking of awful announcers...welcome to the party dan dierdorf.

    fitting...awful playoff matchup + dan dierdorf
  • Posts: 31,225
    altho not technically an "announcer," herm edwards annoys me more every time I hear him :x

    plus, he's got a bad coors light commercial (redundant?)
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Posts: 33,497
    imalive wrote:
    altho not technically an "announcer," herm edwards annoys me more every time I hear him :x

    plus, he's got a bad coors light commercial (redundant?)


    I'm with you on the Herm Edwards thing. The whole "play to win the game" is getting old.
  • between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Jaworski is out

    ......'Monday Night Football' switching to 2-man booth
    Associated Press – Wed, Feb 15, 2012....Email
    Share0Print......BRISTOL, Conn. (AP) — "Monday Night Football" is switching to a two-man booth.

    Analyst Ron Jaworski has signed a five-year contract extension to appear on other programming on ESPN and will no longer join play-by-play announcer Mike Tirico and color commentator Jon Gruden on Monday nights, the network said Wednesday.

    Jaworski, the former Philadelphia Eagles quarterback, will work various ESPN studio shows year-round, often focusing on his specialty of breaking down video.

    "With him doing one game each week, we don't necessarily believe we were getting the best Ron Jaworski had to offer to the network," executive vice president Norby Williamson said.

    Jaworski called "Monday Night Football" games the past five seasons. Gruden, the former Raiders and Buccaneers coach, joined MNF in 2009 and agreed to a five-year extension in October. This is the first time in 15 years ESPN has used a two-person lead team on its NFL game coverage.

    "There was nothing broken about 'Monday Night Football,'" Williamson said.

    He said network executives believed Tirico and Gruden worked well as a two-man booth and there was no need to add a third person.

    "I fully expect Mike Tirico and Jon Gruden to be together for the foreseeable future," Williamson said.

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  • HTOWN Posts: 37,489
    Jim Nantz needs to stick to golf. I can't stand it when he calls anything other than golf. I turn the volume off. And Simms can shut up too.
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  • Posts: 12,837
    I actually like most nfl announcers.

    dierdorf is bad. gruden is fucking brutal

    all time worst award goes to joe theismann. 'when I played'....

    yeah joe, we know...please shut up
  • Posts: 31,225
    mfc2006 wrote:
    Jim Nantz needs to stick to golf. I can't stand it when he calls anything other than golf. I turn the volume off.

    yes, stick to what you do best.....i.e. slurp tiger's balls.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    has anyone said bob costas :lol:

    i can't stand that fool.

    news flash, highly unlikely that cleveland will ever forgive modell...no need to rub salt in that wound with your 5 minute wax of modell last night.
    81 is now off the air

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  • between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    81 wrote:
    has anyone said bob costas :lol:

    i can't stand that fool.

    news flash, highly unlikely that cleveland will ever forgive modell...no need to rub salt in that wound with your 5 minute wax of modell last night.


    yeah, I like what Costas says, but he has such a weird cadence, I lose track of what he is saying. It's like he is trying to talk to preschool kids.
  • Posts: 33,497
    Marv Albert. HORRIBLE
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    Chris Collinsworth blows
  • Posts: 12,837
    LloydXmas wrote:
    Chris Collinsworth blows

    I don't understand the hate for him. He is fantastic
  • Posts: 11,432
    The Fixer wrote:
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    I don't understand the hate for him. He is fantastic


    He was pretty annoying yesterday.

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