Tim Robbins: "Come over here, I'm going to fuckin' stab you!
Jack Black: "What? No, we're not comin' over there!"
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
~Fast Times at Ridgemont High
*cue Kashmir*
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
~Fast Times at Ridgemont High
*cue Kashmir*
:thumbup:
The brilliance of that scene is the audience to think Ratner hasn't listened to Zeppelin or chose the wrong album, when in fact, they couldn't get the rights to LZ4.
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!
- Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
you climb obstacles like old people fuck!
Hate to be the dumb one, but what is this from?
Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Rose Garden Arena - Nov 02, 2000, Key Arena - Oct 22, 2001, Key Arena - Dec 08, 2002, Key Arena - Dec 09, 2002, Clark County Amphitheater - Sep 26, 2009
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future. "
"800 leaf tables and no chairs? You can't sell leaf tables with no chairs. Chairs you got a dinette set, no chairs you got dick. I ask my wife she got more sense. Miles...alls I know is I'm away from the office a few days to play with my kids and everything goes straight to heck. I ain't gonna stand for it!... Yeah and if a frog had wings it wouldn't bump it's ass a-hopin', I am sick of your excuses Miles! It is now precisely...eight forty five in the p.m. I'm gonna be down at that store in exactly 12 hours to kick me some butt or my name ain't Nathan Arizona!"
Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a c**t. You're a c**t now, and you've always been a c**t. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger c**t. Maybe have some more c**t kids.
Harry: Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my c**t f**king kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your c**t f**king kids.
Harry: Insult my f**king kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
Fletch: I hope there's no-one sitting next to me. See, I always fly first class and I take up both seats. I'm in bridge construction and these fold outs take up a tremendous amount of space!
Pan Am Clerk: I'm afraid there is somebody sitting next to you...
Fletch: Oh for god-dahh-dahh! Who is it, Mister Sinilindin?!
Pan Am Clerk: No, the name is Cavanaugh.
Fletch: Ah! Is that Morris or Pierre?
Pan Am Clerk: It's Sally-Ann Cavanaugh. She's connecting out of...Provo.
Fletch: Ah...Provo, Spain?
Pan Am Clerk: Utah. In fact, you purchased the ticket for Ms. Cavanaugh.
Fletch: Doesn't mean I want her sitting next to me, does it?
"See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
Comments
Jack Black: "What? No, we're not comin' over there!"
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny
-Mallrats
When Lord? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbuQ6APGYnQ
~Fast Times at Ridgemont High
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
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"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
~Office Space
- Gunnery Sgt. Hartman
- Anchorman
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"I don't know."
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
~Miles-Risky Business
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.
~Grandma's Boy
Del: Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?
Neal:Yeah, how would he know?
Harry: Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my c**t f**king kids!
Ken: I retract that bit about your c**t f**king kids.
Harry: Insult my f**king kids? That's going overboard, mate!
Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?
Pan Am Clerk: I'm afraid there is somebody sitting next to you...
Fletch: Oh for god-dahh-dahh! Who is it, Mister Sinilindin?!
Pan Am Clerk: No, the name is Cavanaugh.
Fletch: Ah! Is that Morris or Pierre?
Pan Am Clerk: It's Sally-Ann Cavanaugh. She's connecting out of...Provo.
Fletch: Ah...Provo, Spain?
Pan Am Clerk: Utah. In fact, you purchased the ticket for Ms. Cavanaugh.
Fletch: Doesn't mean I want her sitting next to me, does it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_wnD6jxREU#t=1m50s