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The Great Movie Quotes Thread

davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
edited November 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
I'm suprised there isn't one dedicated to this awesome topic. So, I will begin:

Daniel: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Daniel: Ever catch one?
Miyagi: Not yet.
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  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,285
    From Back to School:

    Professor Terguson: You remember that thing we had about 30 years ago called the Korean conflict? And how we failed to achieve victory? How come we didn't cross the 38th parallel and push those rice-eaters back to the Great Wall of China?
    Professor Terguson: [rips a desk apart] Then take the fucking wall apart
    [shouts]
    Professor Terguson: brick by brick and nuke them back into the fucking stone age forever? Tell me why! How come? Say it! Say it!
    Thornton Melon: [incensed] All right. I'll say it. 'Cause Truman was too much of a *pussy wimp* to let MacArthur go in there
    [shouts]
    Thornton Melon: and blow out those Commie bastards!
    Professor Terguson: Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
    Thornton Melon: [chuckling to his classmates] Good teacher. He really seems to care. About what I have no idea.
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    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
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    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    that's my boat.....from forrest gump
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Hudsucker Proxy

    "Norville Barnes, you don't know a thing about that woman. You don't know who she really is. Only a numbskull thinks he knows things about things he knows nothing about. "
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    are u talking to me???
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    keeponrockin wrote:
    "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

    is it just me or did burger king steal that in the double cheeseburger commercial? those dirty rats.
  • Quinn427Quinn427 Posts: 60
    "Big gulps huh?.....Well, catch you later"
  • BrinkofForeverBrinkofForever Posts: 373
    This negativity just makes me stronger, we will not retreat, this band is unstoppable!
    Make your life a mission - not an intermission. - Arnold Gasglow
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    We're gonna need a bigger boat ...

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    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    Ruthless People - Danny DeVito answering the phone "Linda can't talk right now, she's got my dick in her mouth", hangs up, then says "I love wrong numbers".
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • marcosmarcos Posts: 2,112
    How'd you like some ice cream Doc? - From the Shining, though maybe not a quote as it was not actually said. It was shined, a good movie to watch if you're in the Northeast right now.
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    edited February 2010
    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


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    Post edited by dimitrispearljam on
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    jimed14 wrote:
    We're gonna need a bigger boat ...

    Jaws-thumb-475x203.jpg


    God damn it! You beat me to it. That is the first thing I think of when people talk movie quotes.
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    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
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  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Pulp Fiction

    Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    Master and Commander:

    Aubrey: Well, Stephen . . . the bird's flightless?
    Maturin: Yes.
    Aubrey: Its not going anywhere.
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    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ... ... ... ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    Cool Hand Luke:

    What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
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    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    It's a "grunge thing".

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    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • DriftEdDriftEd Posts: 74
    "Utah! Get me two."
    I sometimes wonder if they know that I'm gone...
  • FlaggFlagg Posts: 5,856
    Aliens:

    Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
    Vasquez: No. Have you?
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    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Posts: 9,285
    From Planes, Trains and Automobiles:

    Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
    Neal: Yes.
    Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
    Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
    Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
    Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
    Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
    Neal: I threw it away.
    Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
    Neal: Oh boy, what?
    Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!
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    Albany 2006 Camden 2006 E. Rutherford 2, 2006 Inglewood 2006,
    Chicago 2007
    Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
    Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
    Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
    Fenway 2, 2018
    MSG 2022
    St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
    MSG 2024, MSG 2024
    Philadelphia 2024
    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    CAN YOU DIG IT????

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    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • didntknowdidntknow Posts: 67
    QA217709 wrote:
    "Big gulps huh?.....Well, catch you later"


    funny!...great minds think alike (or great humour??) for some reason when I saw this thread the first thing (deep huh)that came to my mind was..

    'just when you couldn't get any dumber...you go and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!'...
    I am mine
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Willy Wonka walks down the hall which gets shorter as it goes on in the skewed perspective room]
    Charlie Bucket: Hey, the room is getting smaller!
    Mrs. Teevee: No, it's not, *he's* getting *bigger*.
    Mr. Salt: He's at it again.
    Mike Teevee: Where's the chocolate?
    Sam Beauregarde: I doubt if there is any.
    Mr. Salt: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive.
    Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never ever doubt what nobody is sure about.
    Mrs. Gloop: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door.
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Yieppe-ki-yay mother fucker!!!!!!


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    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    We may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us.
    We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square.
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    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • JOEJOEJOEJOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,497
    jimed14 wrote:
    I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ... ... ... ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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    Gotta love Roddy Piper!
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