Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
agree to disagree
When in Rome
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
as a person who doesn't watch a lot of movies it would be great if people wrote the name of the movie from the quote! some of these quotes make me want to watch the movie!
as a person who doesn't watch a lot of movies it would be great if people wrote the name of the movie from the quote! some of these quotes make me want to watch the movie!
as a person who doesn't watch a lot of movies it would be great if people wrote the name of the movie from the quote! some of these quotes make me want to watch the movie!
sorry! Will you watch anchorman now just for the whale's vagina quote?
as a person who doesn't watch a lot of movies it would be great if people wrote the name of the movie from the quote! some of these quotes make me want to watch the movie!
sorry! Will you watch anchorman now just for the whale's vagina quote?
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
There's not a year that goes by, not a year, that I don't read about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
There's not a year that goes by, not a year, that I don't read about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
Easily one of my favorite movie quotes of all time!
Bob Wiley: You ever hear of Tourette's syndrome? Involuntarily shouting profanity?
Dr. Leo Marvin: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob Wiley: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch! Bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead, BITCH!
Dr. Leo Marvin: Why exactly are you doing this?
Bob Wiley: If I fake it, then I don't have it.
There's not a year that goes by, not a year, that I don't read about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
What movie is that from?
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
There's not a year that goes by, not a year, that I don't read about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
Are you a real red head? Are you real? How can I find out if this is your real red hair? If this is the same red hair you have on your, uh, your, your, these eyebrows.
Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs!
[crowd cheers]
William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!
Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music.
[a few claps]
Russell Hammond: [beat]
Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!
[crowd cheers]
-Almost Famous
Tell the captain 'This boats not safe And we're drowning.'
I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.
~Stepbrothers
Let's see you try to play "Moby Dick" now!
Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
I witnessed with my eyes your testicles touching my drum set.
~Stepbrothers
Let's see you try to play "Moby Dick" now!
"John Bonham's playing "Moby Dick" for real! Such an awesome movie!
"We're going to be having so much fuckin' fun, we're going to be whistling 'Zippity Do Da" out of our assholes! I must be out of my mind. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!"
"Now YOU listen. When we are on this ship, you are to refer to me as 'Idiot' not 'You Captain'!"
Thurgood Jenkins: The MacGyver smoker is a very handy guy to have around, especially when it comes to reefer.
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.
[Gets up from airplane seat]
Tyler Durden: Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.
Comments
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
sorry! Will you watch anchorman now just for the whale's vagina quote?
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
There's not a year that goes by, not a year, that I don't read about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!
Dr. Leo Marvin: It's exceptionally rare.
Bob Wiley: Shit-eating son-of-a-bitch! Bastard, douche-bag, twat, numb-nuts, dickhead, BITCH!
Dr. Leo Marvin: Why exactly are you doing this?
Bob Wiley: If I fake it, then I don't have it.
~What About Bob?
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Mallrats..Jason Lee is hilarious in that movie.
~The Outsiders
[crowd cheers]
William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words!
Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music.
[a few claps]
Russell Hammond: [beat]
Russell Hammond: I'm on drugs!
[crowd cheers]
-Almost Famous
'This boats not safe
And we're drowning.'
~Stepbrothers
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"We're going to be having so much fuckin' fun, we're going to be whistling 'Zippity Do Da" out of our assholes! I must be out of my mind. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!"
McGayver Friend: Hey, man, we're out of papers.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil.
McGayver Friend: We don't have a corkscrew.
McGayver Smoker: All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
McGayver Smoker: [Friend looks at him funny] Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!
~Half-Baked
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Cliff Poncier: Sometimes.
~Singles
- Nigel Tufnel
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.
[Gets up from airplane seat]
Tyler Durden: Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?
~Fight Club
I think you're all fucked in the head!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydp2mN3d_gM
classic
"Say what one more goddamn time. I dare you! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!"
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.