The Great Movie Quotes Thread

1101113151631

Comments

  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Lizard wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF OF ME YOU DAMNED, DIRTY APE!!!!!!!!!!

    heston.jpg


    Yea.... I quoted myself in honor of the new movie now playing.
    :D

    ... and it's on right now as well. :twisted:
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    edited November 2011
    .
    Post edited by pinkbutterfly on
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • My Cousin Vinny:

    "The two yutes."

    "What is a yute?"
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Two from "Army Of Darkness"

    "Gimme some sugar baby"

    "This is my boom stick"
    original.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "That's where they took a piece of my brain. They got it back in D.C. in that God damn jar. I got a little bag of sand up there now."
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • eeriepadaveeeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 41,772
    jimed14 wrote:
    CAN YOU DIG IT????

    warriors%2006.jpg

    Warriors Come Out To Play!

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTTDG4OiGHWoJ5ilxJB0LFWcv17LXbo7mnIZTzsYCNtlyZJV5US
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    (answers phone) Hello... Hey yo scumbag... Suck your own... Eat me... Same to you buttface. (hangs up phone) Mom says Hi

    5367890_std.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    (answers phone) Hello... Hey yo scumbag... Suck your own... Eat me... Same to you buttface. (hangs up phone) Mom says Hi

    5367890_std.jpg


    this is a GREAT movie...my first exposure to boobs as a kid...she had a great rack!
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Davidtrios wrote:
    this is a GREAT movie...my first exposure to boobs as a kid...she had a great rack!

    "Where do you get off having tits?"
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Davidtrios wrote:
    this is a GREAT movie...my first exposure to boobs as a kid...she had a great rack!

    "Where do you get off having tits?"


    :lol:

    what's the name of this again?
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Davidtrios wrote:
    Davidtrios wrote:
    this is a GREAT movie...my first exposure to boobs as a kid...she had a great rack!

    "Where do you get off having tits?"


    :lol:

    what's the name of this again?

    Just One Of The Guys
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    such a bs premise.how could she possibly hide those?...that woman had 'D' tits
  • conmanconman Posts: 7,493
    Davidtrios wrote:
    such a bs premise.how could she possibly hide those?...that woman had 'D' tits
    haha! i knew all this sounded familiar.... my first exposure to boobs too.

    i remember watching it and then going to little league practice but i asked my mom if could skip practice that day, she said no :lol:
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    You guys cut it out. You know you were more focused on William Zabka in that movie.

    greg.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    You guys cut it out. You know you were more focused on William Zabka in that movie.

    greg.jpg


    Girlfriend - "Excuse me. Hi! It worked, thanks! ... ... He knew how to fix my earring."
    Billy Zabka - "That's because he's a little tulip."
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    jimed14 wrote:
    You guys cut it out. You know you were more focused on William Zabka in that movie.

    greg.jpg


    Girlfriend - "Excuse me. Hi! It worked, thanks! ... ... He knew how to fix my earring."
    Billy Zabka - "That's because he's a little tulip."

    "Another good exercise for upper body strength... the pussy toss for distance"

    3790353583_69dea3ddd1.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    (answers phone) Hello... Hey yo scumbag... Suck your own... Eat me... Same to you buttface. (hangs up phone) Mom says Hi

    5367890_std.jpg
    Classic movie.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    connery-as-bond-in-dr-no.jpg

    "That's a Smith & Wesson... and you've had your six"

    six.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    in honor of NEW beavis and butthead episodes coming soon:

    Little Old Lady: Oh, hello, there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?
    Beavis: Yeah. We're gonna score.
    Little Old Lady: Oh, well, I hope to score big there, myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots.
    Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Yeah. Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?
    Little Old Lady: Oh, there are so many slots, you won't know where to begin.
    Beavis: Whoa. Hey, Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.
    Butt-head: Cool.
    Little Old Lady: It's so nice to meet young men who are so well-mannered.
    Beavis: Yeah. I'm gonna have money and a big screen TV and there's gonna be sluts everywhere. It's gonna rule.
    Little Old Lady: Well, that's nice.
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Davidtrios wrote:
    in honor of NEW beavis and butthead episodes coming soon:

    Little Old Lady: Oh, hello, there. Are you two heading for Las Vegas?
    Beavis: Yeah. We're gonna score.
    Little Old Lady: Oh, well, I hope to score big there, myself. I'm mostly gonna be doing the slots.
    Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts, too. Yeah. Do they have a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?
    Little Old Lady: Oh, there are so many slots, you won't know where to begin.
    Beavis: Whoa. Hey, Butt-Head, this chick is pretty cool. She says there's gonna be tons of sluts in Las Vegas.
    Butt-head: Cool.
    Little Old Lady: It's so nice to meet young men who are so well-mannered.
    Beavis: Yeah. I'm gonna have money and a big screen TV and there's gonna be sluts everywhere. It's gonna rule.
    Little Old Lady: Well, that's nice.
    :lol::lol:

    I love that movie. That scene is hilarious.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Betty White from "Lake Placid"

    tumblr_lhkpdkoVlF1qci3mxo1_500_large.gif
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    Since Halloween is almost here how about a little love for Tom Waits as Renfield in "Bram Stoker's Dracula", one of the best acting performances ever by a musician in film. It would have been impressive even for somebody who was an actor full-time. Dude held his own in a movie with Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHXBD5Qo3OJ1uEQPeqqrh4k0bUDOalVQwvKSH03V-iVDg7zOZ-rxjC5dJE

    Doctor Jack Seward: Your diet, Mr. Renfield, is disgusting.

    Renfield: Actually, they're perfectly nutritious. You see, each life that I ingest gives back life to me.

    Doctor Jack Seward: The fly gives you life?

    Renfield: Certainly. But you might as well ask a man to eat molecules with a pair of chopsticks than to interest me in a lesser carnivore.

    Doctor Jack Seward: I shall have to invent a new classification of lunatic for you.

    17774-2371.jpg

    Renfield: Oh, yes. A kitten. I beg you. A little, sleek - a playful kitten. Something I can teach. Something I can feed. No one would refuse me a kitten.

    Doctor Jack Seward: Wouldn't you prefer a cat?

    Renfield: Oh, yes, a big cat! My salvation depends upon it!

    Doctor Jack Seward: Your salvation?

    Renfield: Yes! I need lives. I need lives for the master!
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • titchinellotitchinello Posts: 3,139
    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."


    or this scene

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BMCSDvQR1A
    Glasgow cathouse-1992-2-23, San diego sports arena-1995-11-06 & 07, Glasgow secc-2000-06-03, Tampa st petes times forum-2003-04-13, London O2 arena-2009-08-18, Belfast odyssey arena-2010-06-23.Leeds 2014 - 07-08
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Anybody wants to hold hands with my dick, I insist they buy me a drink first. I mean, after all, I'm not asking for dinner and dancing. "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Principal Rooney sees a Cubs game on tv at a bar.

    rooney: what's the score
    bartender: 0-0
    rooney: who's winning?
    bartender: Da Bears
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam. "
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • SatansFutonSatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    My name....IS HORACE!

    monstersquad15.jpg
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Bill: Ted...it's Sigmund Frood.

    Ted: Oh.....HOW'S IT GOIN' FROOD DUDE!?
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024Philly 2

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
Sign In or Register to comment.