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  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Two of the funniest scenes for me are:

    The cigar store Indian episode when Kramer drives by in the cab and yells out "Hey Jerry, look what I got!" and then starts mimicking an Indian.

    The episode where Frank and Kramer are trying to play pool and the pool cues keep hitting the walls because the room isn't big enough.

    I have seriously laughed so hard at these 2 episodes that I was crying. Lol
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  • keeponrockin
    keeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u8KUgUqprw

    One of my favourite. Marine Biologist.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Waiting Trophy Man wrote:
    Two of the funniest scenes for me are:

    The cigar store Indian episode when Kramer drives by in the cab and yells out "Hey Jerry, look what I got!" and then starts mimicking an Indian.

    The episode where Frank and Kramer are trying to play pool and the pool cues keep hitting the walls because the room isn't big enough.

    I have seriously laughed so hard at these 2 episodes that I was crying. Lol

    I watched the two part episode "The Trip" last night, where Jerry and George go to LA due to Jerry being on The Tonight Show and they look for Kramer out there. I had forgotten how hilarious that episode was.

    BACK TO POLICE CAR

    George: Hi.

    Jerry: Hi, I'm Jerry.

    George: George, how you doing?

    GEORGE OFFERS HIS HAND, BUT THE GUY IS IN CUFFS

    Guy: What did you do?

    George: Nothing.

    Jerry: Nothing.

    Guy: Oh yeah right, me neither. Hey I didn't do nothing!

    Cop: Shut up.

    Jerry: Hot out.

    Guy: Brutal.

    George: What do you tip a chamber maid.

    Guy: I don't know, five bucks a night.

    Jerry: No, a dollar, two tops.

    Guy: Hey, you guys aren't cuffed. What are you, narks?

    George: Narks?

    Jerry: Imagine, us narks?

    George: No no no, you know actually we are friends of a serial killer.

    Guy: Really? Well, that's very nice.

    George: Oh, thank you.

    Jerry: Suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it.

    George: Yeah well, we don't think.

    Jerry: We're pretty sure.

    Guy: A dollar a night?

    Jerry: Yeah, that's a good tip!

    Guy: That stinks!

    Jerry: I read it in Ann Landers.

    Guy: Oh, Ann Landers sucks!
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    A real life hand model!!!

    http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/interview-with-creepy-hand-model-takes-internet-by-storm--1902?nc

    she is scary.
    I wonder if she allows herself to enjoy sex--probably afraid she will hurt her hands!!!! :lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    "I'd like to stop at the duty-free shop."

    "I'd like to stop at the duty-free shop."
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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/12/13/national/a130050S75.DTL&feed=rss.bondage

    Associated Press
    Inmate seeking kosher meals cites Festivus belief

    Associated Press December 13, 2010 02:58 PM
    (12-13) 14:58 PST Santa Ana, Calif. (AP) --

    A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "Seinfeld" to get better meals at the Orange County jail.

    The Orange County Register reported Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail, so he used his devotion to Festivus as a reason to get kosher meals reserved for inmates with religious needs.

    Keeping kosher is not one of the tenets of Festivus, which was depicted on "Seinfeld" as celebrated with the airing of grievances and the display of an aluminum pole.

    Sheriff's spokesman Ryan Burris says King got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order thrown out in court.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Jerry is in town tommorrow and sat.

    tickets are expensive. :x
    81 is now off the air

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/12/13/national/a130050S75.DTL&feed=rss.bondage

    Associated Press
    Inmate seeking kosher meals cites Festivus belief

    Associated Press December 13, 2010 02:58 PM
    (12-13) 14:58 PST Santa Ana, Calif. (AP) --

    A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "Seinfeld" to get better meals at the Orange County jail.

    The Orange County Register reported Monday that Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail, so he used his devotion to Festivus as a reason to get kosher meals reserved for inmates with religious needs.

    Keeping kosher is not one of the tenets of Festivus, which was depicted on "Seinfeld" as celebrated with the airing of grievances and the display of an aluminum pole.

    Sheriff's spokesman Ryan Burris says King got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order thrown out in court.

    Interestingly enough, Festivius isn't fictional.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    Jerry is in town tommorrow and sat.

    tickets are expensive. :x

    he was here a couple years back. You're right about the $$$. Pretty damn steep.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    This thread should never die.

    INSIDE JOE DIVOLA'S APARTMENT

    Jerry: (answering machine) leave a message and Ill call you back, thanks.
    JOE DIVOLA: Jerry, Joe Divola. *Pbt* *Pbt* *Pbt* I have a hair on my
    tongue, I can't get it off, you know how much I hate that? Course you do,
    you put it there. I know what you said about me Seinfeld. I know you
    badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now Im gonna
    put the kibosh on you. You know Ive kiboshed before, and I will kibosh
    again.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Jerry is in town tommorrow and sat.

    tickets are expensive. :x

    he was here a couple years back. You're right about the $$$. Pretty damn steep.


    with fee's it's like $220 for a pair. hopefully the prices fall tommorrow on day of show.
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    Jerry is in town tommorrow and sat.

    tickets are expensive. :x

    he was here a couple years back. You're right about the $$$. Pretty damn steep.


    with fee's it's like $220 for a pair. hopefully the prices fall tommorrow on day of show.

    Possibly. I bet it sells out though.
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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Interestingly enough, Festivius isn't fictional.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

    your quoting wikipedia as fact :lol:
    im betting that was this guys only defense as well....
    now if he had just decided to convert to Judaism....well, he probly woulda gotten his kosher meals...that woulda required a little more work tho i assume
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Interestingly enough, Festivius isn't fictional.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

    your quoting wikipedia as fact :lol:
    im betting that was this guys only defense as well....
    now if he had just decided to convert to Judaism....well, he probly woulda gotten his kosher meals...that woulda required a little more work tho i assume

    Is the rest of the internet really any better? :lol:
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  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    dcfaithful wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Interestingly enough, Festivius isn't fictional.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

    your quoting wikipedia as fact :lol:
    im betting that was this guys only defense as well....
    now if he had just decided to convert to Judaism....well, he probly woulda gotten his kosher meals...that woulda required a little more work tho i assume

    Is the rest of the internet really any better? :lol:

    no, not really
    :oops: :lol:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Is the rest of the internet really any better? :lol:

    no, not really
    :oops: :lol:

    Serenity now!!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Possibly. I bet it sells out though.

    it's sold out on ticketmaster. but the online ticket brokers still have em.
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  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Slippery Pete...he's the best. And the worst.
    "FF, I've heard the droning about the Sawx being the baby dolls. Yeah, I get it, you guys invented baseball and suffered forever. I get it." -JearlPam0925
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Slippery Pete...he's the best. And the worst.

    :lol:

    Is that the Frogger?
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  • FenwayFaithful
    FenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    dcfaithful wrote:
    FenwayFaithful wrote:
    Slippery Pete...he's the best. And the worst.

    :lol:

    Is that the Frogger?
    Yeah, it was on yesterday.

    I think it's the same episode where Elaine eats the cake from the royal wedding.

    Get well, get well soon, we wish you to get well. :lol:
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