Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • peacegirlpeacegirl Posts: 841
    Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

    George: Who said that?

    Boss: She did.

    George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.


    I love the way George says "was that wrong? should I have not done that?" :lol::lol:
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    For some reason I was thinking about the mulva episode as well as the one when Jerry drops his girlfriends toothbrush in the toilet. Classics.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    where's your Christmas spirit? an eye for an eye!!
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Elaine: Hey! Have you seen the Christmas card?

    Kramer: Of course I have, I took the picture.

    Elaine: Yeah? Well what's that? *points to card*

    Kramer: That's a nipple.
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    TTWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXX!!
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  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    81 wrote:
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    Pretty sure this is when kramer throws him off. Then newman meets that hot farmers daughter.
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I just watched the episode where Susan dies from the toxic envelopes and can't stop laughing at the last scene when George calls Marissa Tomei. :lol::lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Watched "The Blood" last night... pretty damn funny episode:

    Elaine: Vivian, hi it's Elaine. Yeah, I'm over at Jerry's, I got your message...What? Yeah, he's right here, hold on...[hands the phone to Kramer.]

    Kramer: For me? Go...Yeah, what tonight? Yeah, I'll be there...Yeah later. [puts the phone down] Well, somebody's baby-sitting.

    Elaine: You? I'm more responsible than you are!

    Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
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    Pretty sure this is when kramer throws him off. Then newman meets that hot farmers daughter.


    we need to lose some weight....
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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,919
    81 wrote:
    81 wrote:
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    Pretty sure this is when kramer throws him off. Then newman meets that hot farmers daughter.


    we need to lose some weight....

    It's like we're......sluggish.
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  • rival.rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Newch91 wrote:
    Pimple-popper M.D.

    Must take quite a zit to KILL A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I've had georges answering mac hine message stuck in my head for two days




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  • PissBottleManPissBottleMan Union City, TN Posts: 4,154
    81 wrote:
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    I always love this episode because they were traveling to Saginaw, Michigan for the bottle deposit.

    My mother worked in Saginaw for over 25 years.

    When that episode first aired, it surprised me.

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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:

    I totally can relate to this!

    At my work (I work in a document control department) we often are required by our SOP's to get check-by's on a lot of the work we perform. This morning, some co-worker asks me to give him a check-by on some number assignments to some documents... verifying correct title, correct sequential number issuance, correct revision, etc...

    Everything looked good, so I replied in an email... "You are the master of your domain."

    :lol::lol:
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:

    I totally can relate to this!

    At my work (I work in a document control department) we often are required by our SOP's to get check-by's on a lot of the work we perform. This morning, some co-worker asks me to give him a check-by on some number assignments to some documents... verifying correct title, correct sequential number issuance, correct revision, etc...

    Everything looked good, so I replied in an email... "You are the master of your domain."

    :lol::lol:

    c'mon, no penske file reference?! :P :lol:
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:

    I totally can relate to this!

    At my work (I work in a document control department) we often are required by our SOP's to get check-by's on a lot of the work we perform. This morning, some co-worker asks me to give him a check-by on some number assignments to some documents... verifying correct title, correct sequential number issuance, correct revision, etc...

    Everything looked good, so I replied in an email... "You are the master of your domain."

    :lol::lol:

    c'mon, no penske file reference?! :P :lol:

    When the context is right. 8-)

    Truthfully, I'm just waiting for someone to catch me drumming with my pencils. :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Truthfully, I'm just waiting for someone to catch me drumming with my pencils. :lol:

    or sleeping under your desk

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Truthfully, I'm just waiting for someone to catch me drumming with my pencils. :lol:

    or sleeping under your desk

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    Too much Hennigan's will do that to you...

    and make you have sex with the cleaning woman. :shock:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    81 wrote:
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:

    I'm 100% convinced that every real life situation can be referenced back to Seinfeld! The other day we got an ad in the mail about a new fat-free yogurt place in our area....immediately I knew that it must be tested!!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:

    I'm 100% convinced that every real life situation can be referenced back to Seinfeld! The other day we got an ad in the mail about a new fat-free yogurt place in our area....immediately I knew that it must be tested!!

    I am of this group that is 100% convinced as well. If you pay attention, it is not hard at all to reference Seinfeld.

    I often experience or witness things in my life and think "Damn, that would have been great in a Seinfeld episode"
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:

    I'm 100% convinced that every real life situation can be referenced back to Seinfeld! The other day we got an ad in the mail about a new fat-free yogurt place in our area....immediately I knew that it must be tested!!


    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=140786&hilit=sue&start=435#p3735542


    how's the burg treating you. i keep looking for a pj20 sticker...no luck yet. :lol:
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,389
    81 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:

    I'm 100% convinced that every real life situation can be referenced back to Seinfeld! The other day we got an ad in the mail about a new fat-free yogurt place in our area....immediately I knew that it must be tested!!


    viewtopic.php?f=14&t=140786&hilit=sue&start=435#p3735542


    how's the burg treating you. i keep looking for a pj20 sticker...no luck yet. :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol: That's amazing!!! I can't believe they didn't even reference Seinfeld in that article, what's wrong with that journalist?!

    Actually loving it out here - I never have to worry about a parking spot and the number of hipster spottings has gone incredibly down, so I can't complain. Still waiting to run into a red truck blaring a 'Roo boot!
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Actually loving it out here - I never have to worry about a parking spot and the number of hipster spottings has gone incredibly down, so I can't complain. Still waiting to run into a red truck blaring a 'Roo boot!


    You actually found a way to minimize your hipster sightings? Holy shit... I'm moving there. Now.
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Actually loving it out here - I never have to worry about a parking spot and the number of hipster spottings has gone incredibly down, so I can't complain. Still waiting to run into a red truck blaring a 'Roo boot!


    You actually found a way to minimize your hipster sightings? Holy shit... I'm moving there. Now.

    it's full on suburbia. home of soccer moms and teeny boppers. :lol:

    i stopped at a dominicks store in the city last night, and was like, where the fuck am i. :lol:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Actually loving it out here - I never have to worry about a parking spot and the number of hipster spottings has gone incredibly down, so I can't complain. Still waiting to run into a red truck blaring a 'Roo boot!


    switched to out of my mind from philly 4. :lol:

    good stuff
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Actually loving it out here - I never have to worry about a parking spot and the number of hipster spottings has gone incredibly down, so I can't complain. Still waiting to run into a red truck blaring a 'Roo boot!


    You actually found a way to minimize your hipster sightings? Holy shit... I'm moving there. Now.

    it's full on suburbia. home of soccer moms and teeny boppers. :lol:

    i stopped at a dominicks store in the city last night, and was like, where the fuck am i. :lol:

    I think I'd rather be surrounded by teeny boppers and soccer moms. I don't know how many more shitty beards, v-necks, and pretentious douche-bags I can handle. SLC is infested.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
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