Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
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    I've got a hair on my tongue and I can't get it off. You know why? Of course you do. It's because nobody's bumped this thread in a while. Think I didn't notice? Well I've noticed. And now YOU ARE ON NOTICE!
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents? Remember, it was such a treat to go and they serve you this different food that you never saw before, and they put it in front of you, and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure? And now, I just feel like a big, sweaty hog waiting for them to fill up the trough.
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I'm the Wiz and nobody beats me
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    norm wrote:
    Remember when you first went out to eat with your parents? Remember, it was such a treat to go and they serve you this different food that you never saw before, and they put it in front of you, and it was such a delicious and exciting adventure? And now, I just feel like a big, sweaty hog waiting for them to fill up the trough.

    Come on Judge. You can do better than that (copying and pasting the Seinfeld Facebook quote of the day).
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

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  • pinkbutterfly
    pinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    :lol:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVrIC6eABeU
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Last night I watched the one where Elaine leaves an extremely erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. Funny shit! :lol:
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Last night I watched the one where Elaine leaves an extremely erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. Funny shit! :lol:

    Well we're talking with with adult-film star Elaine Benes on the set of her new picture Elaine Does The Upper West Side
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Last night I watched the one where Elaine leaves an extremely erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder. Funny shit! :lol:

    Well we're talking with with adult-film star Elaine Benes on the set of her new picture Elaine Does The Upper West Side
    Kramer: Well we're talking with Elaine Benes; Adult film star on the set of her new picture "Elaine does the Upper West side"

    Elaine: ( to the camera) Hi. How 're you doin'?

    Kramer: I'm doin' fine.

    George: Do you speak English?...English!!

    Kramer: Whooooa! here's the director Jerry Seinfeld . Jerry , you discovered Elaine Benes?

    Jerry: Well yes I did that's true. A couple of a guys I knew in the coastguard told me about her.... and I sensed that she had the anger and intensity that I needed to make this film work.

    George: English. Does anybody speak English .Nobody speaks English.

    Kramer: So What scene are you ready to shoot now , Elaine?

    Elaine: In this scene my co-star who's right over here ( goes over to George who is still on the phone)

    Follow meeeee... is George Costanza, he plays an airline pilot who's just returned from Rome and I'm about to show him how much I've missed him.

    Door buzzer rings

    Kramer: That's my Chinese food...So George is this your first movie with Elaine?

    George: (visibly disturbed) I...I..I dunno.

    :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,594
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1Vm8VLj5dQ
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    These pretzels are making me thirsty
  • DURP
    DURP OhighO Posts: 2,180
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    These pretzels are making me thirsty

    That episode was on TBS today

    I like Jerry secondhand smoke two packs a day
    My butt itches!
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Is that a Titleist?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • DPrival78
    DPrival78 CT Posts: 2,263
    you tell that son of a bitch.. that no yankee is ever going to houston. not as long as you bastards are running things!
    i'm more a fan of popular bands.. like the bee-gees, pearl jam
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    "That is damn good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell, scotch."
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,594
    she could have used anyone of those fingers. THAT finger was for me! :x :lol:
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    The Juggler wrote:
    she could have used anyone of those fingers. THAT finger was for me! :x :lol:

    Yeah....she knew what she was doing!
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I just got my intern application accepted at Kramerica. :thumbup: :lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    MY WALLET'S GONE!! MY WALLET'S GONE!!!!


    i was at the docs today and sitting in a thin paper grown i thought of morty :lol::lol:

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