Seinfeld had quite a bit of writers, but if I remember right credit is given to at least Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld at the beginning of each episode.
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After watching Curb Your Enthusiasm, you can really see Larry David's influence on Seinfeld...
George's character is based on Larry David.
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there are many writers on sitcoms and there is usually head writer...in this case, jerry and larry david were the head writers...they decide on the plot of the episode which either comes from them or one of the writers on the staff...then it is fleshed out by jerry and david and the then the whole staff pitches jokes and ideas...but this whole process can vary from episode to episode
also when you read the credits, you'll see 'written by'...that is the person(s) that came up with the initial idea/treatment...you'll also notice several 'producers'...that's the writing staff
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George: Yes she is. It's a pity we won't be seeing much more of her.
Vivian: Really, why?
George: Oh, you haven't heard, she's going to live with her grandparents in Redding, Pennsylvania.
Vivian: Her grandparent passed away five years ago.
George: Yes they did. I was covering. Elaine has been deported back to Scotland.
Vivian: She's American citizen, I have seen her passport.
George: All right, no more lies. Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project.
Vivian: I haven't heard anything about another Biosphere.
George: That's because it's underwater.
Vivian: This is insane.
George: Is it?
Vivian: Yes it is.
George: Well, it's all for charity, so what's the difference.
[Oven pings]
Vivian: You...very knowledgeable.
George: Well, I'm also an architect. Is that pastrami?
Vivian: Yes it is. I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats. Hungry?
George: Very.
[They kiss and fall down to the floor.]
Vivian: Oh, wait...[Vivian turns the TV on.] Oohh...
George: Vivian!!
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Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George: Who said that?
Boss: She did.
George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.
Boss: You're fired.
George: Well you didn't have to say it like that.
Boss: I want you out of here by the end of the day.
George: What about the whole Christmas spirit thing? Any flexability there?
Boss: Nah. Wait, wait, she wanted me to give you this.
He tosses the sweater and it lands right on top of George's face. George walks out of the office "wearing" it.
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George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.
George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.
I love the way George says this
Me too. I just love, "I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing"...that line cracks me up.
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Elaine calls Puddy on the phone after meeting The Wiz: "Puddy we're through".
Puddy: Again?
Eliane: Yeah, that's right!
Same episode, funny shit:
(Scene: At Elaine’s apartment)
Puddy: So the gloves were right by the phone. That is pretty funny.
Elaine: See, this is what Jerry’s doesn’t understand. We can see each other. We can see each other every day, but it doesn’t mean we are back together.
Puddy: I mean I love just seeing you and having sex.
Elaine: Yeah.
Puddy: Not having to do all that…you know…work.
Elaine: Well, either way…
Puddy: All that calling you, and buying you stuff…
Elaine: David…
Puddy: Caring about how everyone at work isn’t as smart as you. It’s brutal. (THIS kills me! )
Elaine: Alright that’s it! We’re back together!
Puddy: Oh, no.
Elaine: Oh, yeah.
Puddy: Look Elaine, be reasonable.
(Elaine kisses Puddy)
Elaine: Get those clothes off. You’re going to spend the night and we’re going to cuddle.
Puddy: What?
Elaine: You heard me. Strip!
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Elaine (to passenger): You know my last boyfriend, he had a real kroner
comprehension problem. No what I mean? A real cement head.
Puddy and the woman across the aisle share a laugh.
Woman: David, you are so funny.
Puddy: Yeah, I know.
Elaine (grabbing Puddy): What are you doing?
Puddy: It's a long flight, Elaine. I had to get on with my life.
Elaine: By making time with some floozy across the aisle?
Puddy: Yeah, that's right. Well, what's going on over there with you and, uh,
vegetable lasagna?
Elaine: This guy? He's an idiot. he doesn't mean anything to me.
Passenger (heretofore known as vegetable lasagna): I can here you.
Puddy: Well, she doesn't mean anything to me either. If it were up to me, we'd
still be together.
Elaine: Well maybe I feel the same way.
Puddy: Ok.
Elaine: Ok, so now what?
Puddy: Let's make out.
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Seinfeld had quite a bit of writers, but if I remember right credit is given to at least Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld at the beginning of each episode.
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
George's character is based on Larry David.
there are many writers on sitcoms and there is usually head writer...in this case, jerry and larry david were the head writers...they decide on the plot of the episode which either comes from them or one of the writers on the staff...then it is fleshed out by jerry and david and the then the whole staff pitches jokes and ideas...but this whole process can vary from episode to episode
also when you read the credits, you'll see 'written by'...that is the person(s) that came up with the initial idea/treatment...you'll also notice several 'producers'...that's the writing staff
Wihelm, you're fired. I owe you an apology, Body Suit Man. Streak on....
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Much funnier in the bloopers from the season 1/2 dvd. The different takes are hilarious...
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Wilhelm? My name is.....Tanya! Most of the world is carpeted.....and one day, WE will do the cleaning!
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Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Fargo 2003
Winnipeg 2005
Winnipeg 2011
St. Paul 2014
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
No doubt pastrami is arousing.
[Elaine is visiting Vivian.]
Elaine: Vivian...
Vivian: Elaine!
Elaine: Hi! This is my friend George.
Vivian: Hi...
Elaine: I'm gonna go say hi to Jimmy.
Vivian: Ok.
Elaine whispers to George: You're up.
Vivian: Oh, isn't Elaine fantastic?
George: Yes she is. It's a pity we won't be seeing much more of her.
Vivian: Really, why?
George: Oh, you haven't heard, she's going to live with her grandparents in Redding, Pennsylvania.
Vivian: Her grandparent passed away five years ago.
George: Yes they did. I was covering. Elaine has been deported back to Scotland.
Vivian: She's American citizen, I have seen her passport.
George: All right, no more lies. Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project.
Vivian: I haven't heard anything about another Biosphere.
George: That's because it's underwater.
Vivian: This is insane.
George: Is it?
Vivian: Yes it is.
George: Well, it's all for charity, so what's the difference.
[Oven pings]
Vivian: You...very knowledgeable.
George: Well, I'm also an architect. Is that pastrami?
Vivian: Yes it is. I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats. Hungry?
George: Very.
[They kiss and fall down to the floor.]
Vivian: Oh, wait...[Vivian turns the TV on.] Oohh...
George: Vivian!!
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8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
THAT'S the George you grew up with.
Movie George, coffee shop George,
bawdy George...
- I love that George!
Me too, + he's dying Jerry!
Great scene.
Cheers.
Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
George: Who said that?
Boss: She did.
George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.
Boss: You're fired.
George: Well you didn't have to say it like that.
Boss: I want you out of here by the end of the day.
George: What about the whole Christmas spirit thing? Any flexability there?
Boss: Nah. Wait, wait, she wanted me to give you this.
He tosses the sweater and it lands right on top of George's face. George walks out of the office "wearing" it.
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
Lol.., It doesn't get much better than that. Classic, classic.
Another habit says its long overdue
Another habit like an unwanted friend
I'm so happy with my righteous self
Puddy: Again?
Eliane: Yeah, that's right!
Same episode, funny shit:
(Scene: At Elaine’s apartment)
Puddy: So the gloves were right by the phone. That is pretty funny.
Elaine: See, this is what Jerry’s doesn’t understand. We can see each other. We can see each other every day, but it doesn’t mean we are back together.
Puddy: I mean I love just seeing you and having sex.
Elaine: Yeah.
Puddy: Not having to do all that…you know…work.
Elaine: Well, either way…
Puddy: All that calling you, and buying you stuff…
Elaine: David…
Puddy: Caring about how everyone at work isn’t as smart as you. It’s brutal. (THIS kills me!
Elaine: Alright that’s it! We’re back together!
Puddy: Oh, no.
Elaine: Oh, yeah.
Puddy: Look Elaine, be reasonable.
(Elaine kisses Puddy)
Elaine: Get those clothes off. You’re going to spend the night and we’re going to cuddle.
Puddy: What?
Elaine: You heard me. Strip!
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
In airplane: (not exact, but close enough!)
Elaine: Don't you have a book to read?
Puddy: Nope
Elaine: Well aren't you going to do something during the flight?
Puddy: Nope
Elaine: You mean you're just going to stare at the back of that seat for the whole flight?
Puddy: Yeah that's right.
Elaine: That's it!! We're done!
comprehension problem. No what I mean? A real cement head.
Puddy and the woman across the aisle share a laugh.
Woman: David, you are so funny.
Puddy: Yeah, I know.
Elaine (grabbing Puddy): What are you doing?
Puddy: It's a long flight, Elaine. I had to get on with my life.
Elaine: By making time with some floozy across the aisle?
Puddy: Yeah, that's right. Well, what's going on over there with you and, uh,
vegetable lasagna?
Elaine: This guy? He's an idiot. he doesn't mean anything to me.
Passenger (heretofore known as vegetable lasagna): I can here you.
Puddy: Well, she doesn't mean anything to me either. If it were up to me, we'd
still be together.
Elaine: Well maybe I feel the same way.
Puddy: Ok.
Elaine: Ok, so now what?
Puddy: Let's make out.