Seinfeld "Sufferings"

1…1718202223…118

Comments

  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    I think things were going okay.

    We were having a nice conversation.....
















    I mentioned how I liked horse manure.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,594
    Ledbetterman10 wrote:
    I think things were going okay.

    We were having a nice conversation.....
















    I mentioned how I liked horse manure.


    ....and it was right around then when she said she had a boyfriend? :think:
    www.myspace.com
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it. ~ George Costanza

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • Indifference71
    Indifference71 Chicago Posts: 14,909
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Indifference71 wrote:
    I think my favorite line ever might be from Newman to the cops in the episode where they kidnap the dog that was barking and keeping Elaine up at night.

    Newman: "What took ya so long?"

    That one gets me every time.


    Isn't he smoking a cig also? lol

    Great show. :D


    Yep, he opens the door with a cig hanging out of his mouth. Classic.
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Elaine: All right, let's go, I'll give you half an hour.
    Jerry: You're serious?
    Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
    Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    That's a rat hat?
    sacamano1.jpg
    And a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,527
    The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli....
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli....
    ........ is that a Titleist?
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • Jearlpam0925
    Jearlpam0925 Deep South Philly Posts: 17,527
    Oh yes they did Jerry they were all over me. It was like Rocky 1. Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a marine biologist!

    She told me to go to hell and I took the bus home.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Jearlpam0925 wrote:
    The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli....
    ........ is that a Titleist?

    a hole in one.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • rcs
    rcs Posts: 711
    This is a really long thread so I sorry if this has been posted already.

    http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/01/19/17-th ... fographic/
    E agora? Faz xixi na mão e deita fora!
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    rcs wrote:
    This is a really long thread so I sorry if this has been posted already.

    http://www.tvsquad.com/2011/01/19/17-th ... fographic/

    Sadly (or awesomely depending on your point of view) I knew every one of those facts.
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Today. The cable company was supposed to be at my house from 8am-12pm

    They didn't show up until 330 and I didn't answer the door. They waited outside for an hour before they left.

    I think I might continue this on like Kramer did.
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Today. The cable company was supposed to be at my house from 8am-12pm

    They didn't show up until 330 and I didn't answer the door. They waited outside for an hour before they left.

    I think I might continue this on like Kramer did.
    I love their reunion. :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    ELAINE: Hello.

    JERRY: So?

    ELAINE: What?

    JERRY: Come on. How was your date?

    ELAINE: Oh, the date. The date.

    JERRY: Ya how was it?

    ELAINE: Interesting.

    JERRY: Really.

    ELAINE: Oh ya.

    JERRY: Why what happened?

    ELAINE: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.

    JERRY: Just put it.

    ELAINE: He took it out.

    JERRY: (confused) He what?

    ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

    JERRY: He took what out?

    ELAINE: It.

    JERRY: He took It, Out?

    ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

    JERRY: He couldn't.

    ELAINE: He did.

    JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...

    ELAINE: Noooo.

    JERRY: You mean he just

    ELAINE: Yes.

    JERRY: Are you sure?

    ELAINE: Oh quite.

    JERRY: There was no mistaking it?

    ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.

    JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") you're having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound "mmm") then all of sudden...

    ELAINE: Yea.

    JERRY: It.

    ELAINE: It.

    JERRY: Out.

    ELAINE: Out.

    JERRY: Well I, I can't believe this. I know Phil, he, he's a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?

    ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?

    (Kramer enters)

    KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?

    ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.

    (Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)

    KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can't breathe in there. It's in human.


    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rc7c07.gif
    81 is now off the air

    Off_Air.jpg
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    rc7c07.gif

    Dude, GIF win! :lol::lol:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Jerry: "I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
    Father Curtis: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
    Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian."

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    Jerry: "I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes."
    Father Curtis: "And this offends you as a Jewish person?"
    Jerry: "No, it offends me as a comedian."
    A schtickle of flouride. :ugeek:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    what would happen if you spliced a bunch of Seinfeld episodes into a movie trailer?

    (sorry if this has been posted...)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z14_-En-JTk
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless

Categories