The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Don't let Alan drive... there's something wrong with him...
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,202
    You're tearing Me Apart, Lisa!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc
    8/28/98- Camden, NJ
    10/31/09- Philly
    5/21/10- NYC
    9/2/12- Philly, PA
    7/19/13- Wrigley
    10/19/13- Brooklyn, NY
    10/21/13- Philly, PA
    10/22/13- Philly, PA
    10/27/13- Baltimore, MD
    4/28/16- Philly, PA
    4/29/16- Philly, PA
    5/1/16- NYC
    5/2/16- NYC
    9/2/18- Boston, MA
    9/4/18- Boston, MA
    9/14/22- Camden, NJ
    9/7/24- Philly, PA
    9/9/24- Philly, PA
    Tres Mts.- 3/23/11- Philly. PA
    Eddie Vedder- 6/25/11- Philly, PA
    RNDM- 3/9/16- Philly, PA
  • Snoopy Died For Our Sins
    Snoopy Died For Our Sins Posts: 2,608
    "My cat can eat a whole watermelon!"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK1YOz7apOs
    "No way to save someone who won't take the rope,and just lets go..."
  • Sian-of-the-dead
    Sian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf...

    It's Jesus Christ's fuckin' blood, of course ye don't fuckin' HAVE te!

    One gay beer for my gay friend and one normal beer, for me.

    YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!!

    ok, I retract the statement about your cunt fuckin' kids.

    I love In Bruges :mrgreen:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • yellowporch
    yellowporch Posts: 510
    (Talking about Marcia Brady)
    Yeah, too bad she's harder to get in to than a Pearl Jam concert.

    :S
  • demetrios
    demetrios Posts: 97,393
    - "Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out? "

    - "Let's never come here again because it will never be as much fun."

    Lost in Translation
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Best In Show- I love Guest's understated, deadpan comedies:

    [trying to coerce his son to get down from jumping off the roof]

    Max Berman: I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down here? I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I'll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

    :Step Brothers
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    This is classic (40 yr old Virgin)

    Mooj: [talking to a customer] This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma.
    Jay: What are you doing? That's my customer.
    Mooj: It certainly is not. When I came upon her, she was unattended
    Jay: No, no, that's my... She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested.
    Mooj: I apologize, but it's too late. The transaction is completed.
    Jay: Then you gonna give me half the commission.
    Mooj: You will receive none of the commission.
    Jay: I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy, man!
    Mooj: This is bullshit! Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. How about... how about Jesse Jackson? Oh, Jesse, he needs a call...
    Jay: I'm sick of you poaching my customers.
    Mooj: I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit!
    Jay: You wanna take this shit outside? You wanna just take it outside and just squash it?
    Mooj: Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I cannot return it until it has spilt blood.
    Jay: Listen to me, listen to me! You are fucking with the wrong nigger.
    Mooj: Hey, hey! You are fucking with the wrong sand nigger, okay?
    Jay: I will hang your old ass by your turban!
    Mooj: [Mooj has a very definite Indian accent] Oh, turban, now! Do you see any fucking turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, you want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" Fuck you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?
    Jay: All right, man. Calm down, dude! Look... you still covering my shift on Friday or what?
    Mooj: If I can keep this commission... with pleasure.
    Jay: Cool, man. All right, pops.
    [They hug; Jay leaves]
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    "Now, I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet"
    "Which one is it?"
    "It's the one that says Bad Mo Fo on it"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi64t3zhDRQ
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • gregkitefan
    gregkitefan Posts: 1,122
    I think you're the fucking Antichrist.
    38
  • UpSideDown
    UpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,436
    jimed14 wrote:
    CAN YOU DIG IT????

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    awesome movie!!
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    rented the Big Lebowski this past weekend and finally saw it begining to end. GREAT MOVIE. I should own it:


    Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
    The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
    Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Bill: You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Robert Loggia as Mac in Hot Pursuit

    "Some people drink from the fountian of knowledge, other's....gargle"
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    edited October 2010
    "I think you're all f--ked in the head. We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you want to bail out. Well, I'll tell ya something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f--king fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! Ha, ha, ha. I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy S--t!"
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    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    "Good Morning My Neighbors!!"
    "Aye, Fuck You!"
    "Yes! Yes! Fuck You too!!"
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    "Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kz7YUdy-Cg
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com

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