Hooper: Anti-Shark cage.
Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Luke: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Loudmouth Steve: Yeah, but in how long?
Luke: A hour.
Society Red: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager.
*We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!
my favorite quote from my favorite comedy...damn, how have i missed this thread! Gobble, gobble!
“ "Thank you Palestrina. It’s a wonderful evening, it’s great to be here and I wanna dedicate you a super sexy song." " (last words of Mark Sandman of Morphine)
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Man: "We're paying you to sing, not share your thoughts on life!"
Robbie Hart: "Well I have a microphone and you don't... so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"
Grand High Witch: Child... starts to shrink. The child... starts to... grow fur. Starts... growing a tail! All this happens in precisely twenty-five seconds! Shrinking more... child is no longer a child.
[chuckles]
Grand High Witch: Child... is a MOUSE!
"we got out to to where the geese were and it was then we realized that we had forgotten our shotguns so of course we didn't bag any geese. You couldn't approach them....wise bunch of birds." -Joe Pesci in JFK
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Comments
There's something about this that's so black, it's like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.
or
It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.
or
You can't really dust for vomit.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
...Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
<can I get a dime bag?>
15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
What buzz?
The Internet buzz.
What the fuck is the Internet?
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
Great movie.
Quint: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
"We're ready to believe you."
Pearl Jam bootlegs:
http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Luke: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Loudmouth Steve: Yeah, but in how long?
Luke: A hour.
Society Red: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager.
The whole scene..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNyl6gXLMLQ
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
Bob Barker - "I don't want a piece of you, I want the whole thing!"
Roberto Clemente.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs8QKXtCN9w
Ah the great Stephen
Neighbor: AY FUCK YOU!
Prince Akeem: YES! YES! FUCK YOU TOO!
Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
Bum #2: Almost?!
*high fives*
-From Dirty Work
Forgive me if someone's already said it but:
Chopper! Sick balls!
Adelaide 1998
Adelaide 2003
Adelaide 2006 night 1
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Adelaide 2009
Melbourne 2009
Christchurch NZ 2009
Eddie Vedder, Adelaide 2011
PJ20 USA 2011 night 1
PJ20 USA 2011 night 2
Adelaide BIG DAY OUT 2014
Aim for the flatop!!! Ghostbusters
It all comes down to changing your head~~John Lennon
MSG 6-24-08/MSG 5-21-10/Philly MIA 9-2-12/Chicago Wrigley Field 7-19-13/Brooklyn NY 1&2 10-2013/Philly 1&2 10-2013
Robbie Hart: "Well I have a microphone and you don't... so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
"No, there will be no sex."-Male Masseuse
"But you started him."- Borat
Didn't see any lines from that movie on this post, maybe I missed it...
"HooooWahhhh"....or something like that....
"Fuck you too.."
"If I were the man I was 10 years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place..."
Pacino also has great lines in the movie "Heat"
"Cause she has a GREAT ASS!!! And you got your head, all the way up it!!!
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It all comes down to changing your head~~John Lennon
MSG 6-24-08/MSG 5-21-10/Philly MIA 9-2-12/Chicago Wrigley Field 7-19-13/Brooklyn NY 1&2 10-2013/Philly 1&2 10-2013
Took me half an hour to find this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt7VgdOwA_c
That line never gets old
I am going with number #1 movie line ever!!!
It all comes down to changing your head~~John Lennon
MSG 6-24-08/MSG 5-21-10/Philly MIA 9-2-12/Chicago Wrigley Field 7-19-13/Brooklyn NY 1&2 10-2013/Philly 1&2 10-2013
[chuckles]
Grand High Witch: Child... is a MOUSE!
The Witches 1990- Anjelica Huston is a genius!