The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    "She's gone from suck to blow!"
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • yellowwhoyellowwho Posts: 1,661
    I killed your cat, you druggie bitch....God...What?...Why?
    I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

    Also......

    Ahh, fuck you! I'm sweatin my ass off draggin your fuckin rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds!

    And who could forget.....

    I'll catch you on the flip side

    Boonedock Saints
  • jimbojones1138jimbojones1138 Posts: 3,640
    "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."


    first one that came to mind
    it's largely due to eddie that i liked to jump off of things as a child...
  • jimbojones1138jimbojones1138 Posts: 3,640
    "THE FLOWERS...ARE STILL STANDING!"

    anyone? anyone?
    it's largely due to eddie that i liked to jump off of things as a child...
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June...BOOM!!

    1:05

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NvFgoAKOhI
  • KatyzKatyz Posts: 838
    Nigel Tufnel: These go to eleven.

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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,839
    "THE FLOWERS...ARE STILL STANDING!"

    anyone? anyone?

    I looked at the trap, Ray
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  • jimbojones1138jimbojones1138 Posts: 3,640
    "THE FLOWERS...ARE STILL STANDING!"

    anyone? anyone?

    I looked at the trap, Ray

    i worked in catering for years. Do you know how bad i wanted to do this?
    it's largely due to eddie that i liked to jump off of things as a child...
  • jimbojones1138jimbojones1138 Posts: 3,640
    "aww, lookie here. Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy"
    it's largely due to eddie that i liked to jump off of things as a child...
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
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    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?
  • "looks like a picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."
    it's largely due to eddie that i liked to jump off of things as a child...
  • You can't handle the truth!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Bring out the gimp.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • i fart in your general direction!

    *french accent
    it's largely due to eddie that i liked to jump off of things as a child...
  • ShimmyMommyShimmyMommy Posts: 7,505
    "No need to panic. But I think you just swallowed Plan B." ~ Rango
    Lots of love, light and hugs to you all!
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Posts: 10,665
    Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
    Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
    Chris Knight: Not right now.
    Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
  • Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
    Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
    Chris Knight: Not right now.
    Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.


    Don't eat that. Don't you know that eating that can give you very large breasts? Oh my God, I'm too late!
    it's largely due to eddie that i liked to jump off of things as a child...
  • Dakota Skye

    I choose to jump face first; to not just kick back and enjoy the ride. I choose neither my future nor my past, but my present, my now.
    No time to be void or save up on life...you've got to spend it all.
  • "they're gonna cut your dick off larry!"
    it's largely due to eddie that i liked to jump off of things as a child...
  • titchinellotitchinello Posts: 3,139
    2 of my favourite from the same movie
    dirty harry

    [Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
    Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
    The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
    Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
    [walks out of the room]
    The Mayor: He's got a point.

    and

    Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
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  • Princess Leia: I love you.

    Han Solo: I know.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • Princess Leia: I love you.

    Han Solo: I know.


    or how bout this one?


    han solo: i love you

    princess leia: i know


    ...i know i know... not as good as the original delivery frm empire ;)
    it's largely due to eddie that i liked to jump off of things as a child...
  • g under pg under p Posts: 18,178
    2 of my favourite from the same movie
    dirty harry

    [Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
    Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
    The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
    Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
    [walks out of the room]
    The Mayor: He's got a point.

    and

    Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

    I believe this was the INTRO to the Hysteria World Tour for the band Def Lepperd....It worked the crowd up.

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Lizard wrote:
    GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF OF ME YOU DAMNED, DIRTY APE!!!!!!!!!!

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    Yea.... I quoted myself in honor of the new movie now playing.
    :D
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • pinkbutterflypinkbutterfly Posts: 1,391
    edited November 2011
    .
    Post edited by pinkbutterfly on
    My last message to you ~

    You're right. You are a monster! You are sick! Get help!

    At least, I am not a fuck-up! A lying fuck-up!
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    You guys wanna see a dead body?
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    You guys wanna see a dead body?
    I loooove that movie!
    Did your mother have any kids that lived?
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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