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  • Noonie
    Noonie Posts: 93
    Little known fact- the Mookie Blaylock shirt number story is just a cover, Ten is actually titled after Stone's measurement.

    Flaccid.
    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
  • gorene
    gorene Posts: 26
    S.G: "Vini Vidi Vici"
    S.G: "itsss a small stepppp for man shhhhhhhhhh...."
    S.G: "I didn't have the S word with this woman, Mrs Lewinski"
    S.G: "Are you talking to me?"
    S.G: "you and how many?"
    S.G: "My name is S.G, you killed my father, prepare to die...."
    S.G: "The king is dead but he's not forgotten, this is the story of stone gossard"

    S.G: "is it a gift? shall I wrap it up for you? "
    S.G: " That's a nice dog you have there"
    S.G: "Let me repeat that, two Woppers, large fries and diet coke right?"
    S.G: "I forgot the licesne in my other pants officer"
    S.G: "Stop qouting me in forums or I will....I Will....damn"
    S.G: "Goooooooooooooooooood morning vietnam"
    S.G: "We're jamming, I wanna jammin with you"
    S.G: "Hey mista, you want some good stuff...?"
    S.G. " Sir do you have a few bucks for me, I need to get to Seattle?"
    S.G: "God save the Queen, and her Facsist regime"
    S.G: "Good night Seattle"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Noonie wrote:
    Little known fact- the Mookie Blaylock shirt number story is just a cover, Ten is actually titled after Stone's measurement.

    Flaccid.


    Stone wanted to call the latest album, 17 for his fully engorged circumference.

    True.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard tried to create a half pumpkin-half man super hero to help him avenge the theft of his favorite halloween candy.

    at least that is how he explained his ravaging of so many of the gourds to the pumpkin patch owner, the school bus load of children, the police chief, and the fire marshal.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    When Stone Gossard slows down in his car, his butt cheeks light up like break lights.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard counts up the number of times he failed to brush his teeth over the course of a year and takes that number multiplied by the square root of the number of letters in his full name divided by 3. He then mortifies his buttcheeks with a iron tab studded oak paddle.

    He videotapes the whole procedure including the math.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard counts up the number of times he failed to brush his teeth over the course of a year and takes that number multiplied by the square root of the number of letters in his full name divided by 3. He then mortifies his buttcheeks with a iron tab studded oak paddle.

    He videotapes the whole procedure including the math.

    Wow! Such detail. I don't know how you Americans do it!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Wow! Such detail. I don't know how you Americans do it!


    Failed Persephone neglected to mention that she is the one holding the camera when all of this is taking place.


    Stone adds chocolate chips to his mac n' cheese. If he's out of chips, thumper balls (his pet rabbit) droppings will suffice.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone will be unable to tour next year as he has just been offered a starting position with the Miami Dolphins as head cheerleader. GO STONE GO!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Noonie
    Noonie Posts: 93
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone will be unable to tour next year as he has just been offered a starting position with the Miami Dolphins as head cheerleader. GO STONE GO!

    http://www.pearl-jam.com/pictures/group3/pjbball.jpg
    Gimme a "G"!
    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone will never play Pushin Forward Back again as the title confuses the fuck outta him.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    About three times a week Stone goes to the post office and asks for a couple of "Handle With Care" stickers. They hand them to him at which point he smacks one on his crotch and laughs all the way home.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone orders pizzas for his neighbors saying they will pay cash on delivery. Once the neighbors turn away the pizza man Stone approaches and offers $3 and a "glimpse at the goods" for the pizza's. So far he has only went home hungry and horny.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone really gets frustrated by all of the recent database errors the pit has been experiencing lately.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has Yosemite Sam mud flaps on his Prius.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Due to a small very rare urinary tract condition Stone peed Hawaiian punch all over his power ranger pajamas, thereby humiliating himself at Jeff's annual sleepover.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Oh Dear GOD!
    Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone makes smores with marshmallows from his lucky charms that he sucks the milk off of and keeps in a jar.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone paid Ed $250.00 for a can of whoop-ass.

    after the stitches came out he claimed to have learned his lesson...yet


    Boom just sold him a can of "mega-whoop-ass" for $500.00 and a ride to the nearest 7-eleven.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Oh Dear GOD!
    Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!


    FP has a few ideas I'm sure.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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