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  • Princess KJPrincess KJ Posts: 442
    Stone Gossard will always tell you when your arse looks huge in those jeans.
    If I knew then, would I know now?

    * Perth Entertainment Centre - Mar 06, 1995
    * Melbourne Park - Mar 02, 1998
    * Brisbane QSAC- Nov 25, 2009
    * EV Solo- QPAC- March 10, 12 and 13 2011

  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is the wind beneath Bette Midler's wings.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be appearing in next week's episode of FlashForward.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard improved the touringfans.net site and relaunched it this morning.
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone can point to Belgium on a map. A map that has been turned over that is... and the map is of Africa.

    Stone Gossard is cognizant of the fact that if the earth WERE squished FLAT, and pole touched pole, Belgium WOULD be directly opposite Africa on any said map of squished earth. Stone Gossard would NOT be able to point to it, however, because....Didn't you hear? The earth has been squished FLAT!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    DangDang wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone can point to Belgium on a map. A map that has been turned over that is... and the map is of Africa.

    Stone Gossard is cognizant of the fact that if the earth WERE squished FLAT, and pole touched pole, Belgium WOULD be directly opposite Africa on any said map of squished earth. Stone Gossard would NOT be able to point to it, however, because....Didn't you hear? The earth has been squished FLAT!


    lol... pole to pole...
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard buys and sells cars on the side for some extra income.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard buys good cigars as gifts.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • Vedder_Girl77Vedder_Girl77 Posts: 4,335
    Stone Gossard does not know if there will be a 20th anniversary show. :|
    8/29/00, 7/3/03, 5/24/06,6/28/08 & 6/30/08, 10/9/09,10/28/09, 10/30/09 & 10/31/09, 5/15/10, 5/17/10, 5/18/10, 5/20/10 & 5/21/10, 10/23/10 & 10/24/10, 9/3/11, 9/4/11, 9/11/11, 9/12/11, 9/23/11, 9/22/12, 9/30/12, 7/16/13, 7/19/13
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard has recently announced his new dating relationship with Monica Lewinsky.
  • Model Roll ModelModel Roll Model Posts: 215
    Stone Gossard won a staring contest in his mirror.
  • -decodified--decodified- Posts: 2,686
    Vedder_Girl77 wrote:
    Stone Gossard does not know if there will be a 20th anniversary show. :|
    ...because Stone Gossard doesn't remember the exact day he founded Pearl Jam...
    Bill Graham Civic Auditorium - Jul 15, 2006
    Outside Lands Festival - Aug 28, 2009
    Key Arena - Sep 21, 2009
    Viejas Arena - Oct 09, 2009
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 23, 2010
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 24, 2010
    Oracle Arena Nov 26, 2013
    Shoreline Amphitheater - Oct 26, 2014
    Parque Simon Bolivar - Bogota, Colombia - Nov 25, 2015 - MY HOMETOWN!!!
    Madison Square Garden - May 01, 2016
    Madison Square Garden - May 02, 2016
    Wrigley Field - Aug 20, 2016
    Wrigley Field - Aug 22, 2016 - MY B-DAY!!!

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard created Windows for your computer but had a falling out with Bill Gates after Bill lost a guitar battle with Stone.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can swallow a sword carnival style.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has two dogs and their names are Rock and Shale.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard was performing illegal excavation work yesterday in Massachusetts when he inadvertently struck a water main and now those of us in 30 communities in the metro Boston area must boil all our drinking water, including that which we use to brush our teeth.

    Nice going, Stone.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Stypo420Stypo420 Posts: 519
    Stone Gossard has 99 problems and a bitch aint one.
  • InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    lgoose420 wrote:
    Stone Gossard has 99 problems and a bitch aint one.

    :lol:
  • pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,417
    Stone Gossard digs the long ball
  • phungiphungi Posts: 641
    Stone Gossard changed by not changing at all
    37 PJ Shows, 3 EV Shows, 1134 Total Songs, 24 Different Openers, 9 Different Closers, 252 Unique Songs (never enough)
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has a high member number but it's only becasue he let his 10C membership lapse in 1997.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,739
    Stone has NO IDEA what this announcement business is about.
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    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard has a high member number but it's only becasue he let his 10C membership lapse in 1997.

    stone gossard would not let his 10c number lapse, Stone Gossard is the 10C
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    Beach Bum wrote:
    Stone Gossard is the biological father of Sandra Bullock's new baby.


    :lol:
  • bobby dazzlersbobby dazzlers Posts: 2,017
    has awesome hair!
    That I no longer give a fuck
    Who is wrong and who’s right
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard prefers Pepsi over Coke.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone Gosard has a tattoo on his chest that reads "ENOTS", so when he looks in the mirror he can read it.
  • mookiemoochie16mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    Stone Gossard invented the keytar.
    The oceans made me, but who came up with love?

    "You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 37,739
    Stone Gossard approves of this PJ Radio. In fact he invented it.
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • Stypo420Stypo420 Posts: 519
    Stone Gossard likes skipping stones
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