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  • einatshaul
    einatshaul Posts: 2,219
    1. gorene, are you a copywriter? you should be.

    2. and are you trying to pop your ghost cherry in one day? cause you just might.

    3. I never deny it. In fact. I have people beating me up to get me to shut up about it.

    4. It doesn't work.

    5. The reason it is called "Pearl JAM" is because they all liked the name "pearl" so much Stone jammed his finger in a jar of jam with excitement.
    I desire peace where I live
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  • gorene
    gorene Posts: 26
    Out of resepect to you Einat,
    I will not number my answers.

    I only post quality posts, as you well know and the quantity is
    not important to me at all.

    You never shut up about stone's canary story?
    and he said to me that I am the only one he told about that, go figure.

    I wish I was ....
    a copywriter
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone refers to himself as the "other white meat".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Noonie
    Noonie Posts: 93
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    When Stone Gossard was trying to persuade Eddie Vedder to join Mookie Blaylock, he tried to impress him by putting malteasers into every orifice of his body... but he fluffed and one of the malteasers popped out and hit Jeff in the forehead!

    Which one? The world needs to know this!
    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Stone lives at the North Pole.
    I love to turn you on
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can lick himself clean in 34 seconds. 15 seconds if you dip him in his favourite gravy first.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    gorene wrote:
    and he said to me that I am the only one he told about that, go figure.

    sorry gorene, but Stone Gossard also told Robert Marley about that sad story, and he cried too when telling him, that is when Bob wrote "No Woman No Cry"
    .
    fuera de este mundo
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Noonie wrote:
    Which one? The world needs to know this!

    The one in his bottom. He 'fluffed' it out. Fact.
  • electronblue
    electronblue Posts: 3,502
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  • rvp
    rvp Posts: 779
    einatshaul wrote:
    Not many people are aware of the fact, that Stone actually used to be a duck, he was transformed into a human after eating one of those said shells...
    That’s why he was invited to join The Ducky Boys, the name was actually an homage to Stone.

    But the real story goes like this: When Stone Gossard was born, as a human being in case someone was wondering, he was named John. Two days after, on that sunny 22nd of July 1966, his parents brought him home and his little left hand accidentally touched the strings of his father’s guitar that was laying around. Such incredible sound emerged from those strings that Stone Mountain surfaced in Giorgia, miles and miles away. And that is when his parents decided to change is name to Stone Carpenter Gossard.
    .
    fuera de este mundo
  • rarghrargh-brownstar
    rarghrargh-brownstar Posts: 1,272
    I better use this one up quick, as the global warming issue was used quicklier than the ozone being depleted itself (ok, that wasnt even clever).


    Stone Gossard is to Stonies' Ponies, what Steadman is to the OPRAH.

    :D
    Rarghstarfarian.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone believes that everytime you pop your gum, an angel is massacred.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard has been known to dish out black eyes to anyone that tried to eat the Parson's nose on Thanksgiving. Only Stone eats the turkey's ass, dig??
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Stone believes that everytime you pop your gum, an angel is massacred.
    When Stone takes a number 2, angels weep.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    When Stone takes a number 2, angels weep.

    Yet another thing Stone and I have in common!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Even after Stone found out that waterboarding was a form of torture, he still supported its use as it just sounds like so much fun!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    When Stone plays dodgeball he palms a handful of sand so that when he throws the ball, not only is the other person eliminated they are also temporarily blinded.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard has been known to dish out black eyes to anyone that tried to eat the Parson's nose on Thanksgiving. Only Stone eats the turkey's ass, dig??

    Truly, truly disturbing Tracey.

    Stone Gossard was Eddie Vedder's stand-in in Singles.
    I love to turn you on
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone's Thanksgiving dinner consists of a 12 pack of Budweiser, three twizzlers, and a pack of Clove cigarettes.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone plans on challenging Stone Phillips to a Cage Match Flame Thrower Death Match slated for 12/31/2009. Turns out that is what Ed has been hinting at for years in Do the Evolution.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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