Stone Gossard...

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard also realizes that people with bad grammar also can't spell the word realize. They spell it "realise." Stone Gossard is a great believer in the book Hooked on Phonics.

    Stone Gossard realises that some people come from the real world, and not America, where we spell things differently and correctly :lol:


    Stone Gossard writes in his native language of English American only...he would never spell center like centre or realize like realise.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dunkman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is amazed that someone who thinks this thread is so stupid continues to not only read it but post comments themselves. Stone doesn't like hypocrites.


    Stone realises that dunkman was a regular contributor to this thread from it's inception and that he became disillusioned by its morphing into a... well.. bit of a shitey sports thread.

    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard knows there are two "t"'s in the word shitty. Stone is a very smart man.

    Stone Gossard is a well traveled and well educated man, who knows that Shite is a real word in Scotland.

    Stone Gossard knows that shite is the origin of the word shit...but also knows that shitey would still be spelled shittey. Stone loved world grammar studies as a youth.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,669
    Stone wants to meet up the "cow suit" guy again. In private.
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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard is the chugging, sputtering, live-on-two-legs motor engine of the band, People!
  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 92,683
    Stone Gossard is a Chicken Bacon Ranch Subway kind of guy!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has been seen wearing a Snuggie at Mariner's night games.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will not pay a lot for that muffler.
  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard will not pay a lot for that muffler.

    Stone Gossard Likes This.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    DS1119 wrote:

    Stone Gossard knows that shite is the origin of the word shit...but also knows that shitey would still be spelled shittey. Stone loved world grammar studies as a youth.


    Stone knows that as the word is predominately used in Scotland, then Scottish people would know how to both say it and spell it... ergo the word, as approved by Stone, is 'shitey'... the pronunciation of which is shy-tay.

    Stone also wrote this dictionary and his words are thus:

    "Shitey Cloot - Ahm no sayin he's got a drink problem - but he'd sup whiskey through a "shitey cloot" so he would.
    Shitey Cloot - Literally means "shitty cloth"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dunkman wrote:
    DS1119 wrote:

    Stone Gossard knows that shite is the origin of the word shit...but also knows that shitey would still be spelled shittey. Stone loved world grammar studies as a youth.


    Stone knows that as the word is predominately used in Scotland, then Scottish people would know how to both say it and spell it... ergo the word, as approved by Stone, is 'shitey'... the pronunciation of which is shy-tay.

    Stone also wrote this dictionary and his words are thus:

    "Shitey Cloot - Ahm no sayin he's got a drink problem - but he'd sup whiskey through a "shitey cloot" so he would.
    Shitey Cloot - Literally means "shitty cloth"


    Stone Gossard only observes proper grammar and spelling and will not use "urban" words or spelling. When Stone is in Scotland he is nothing short of being a proper gentleman and will not stoop to slang terms.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone isn't that bothered by grammar, especially on a music forum, as he is way too busy writing his Scottish dictionary. His updated version will include a word for someone who can't get the joke and so will resort to a period of sustained observation of people's grammar as a last resort.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Stone Gossard thinks the new Arizona law is fucken facsist because asking to see someone's papers is straight out of Nazi Germany.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone isn't that bothered by grammar, especially on a music forum, as he is way too busy writing his Scottish dictionary. His updated version will include a word for someone who can't get the joke and so will resort to a period of sustained observation of people's grammar as a last resort.

    you two - Don't make me turn this car around!
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone isn't that bothered by grammar, especially on a music forum, as he is way too busy writing his Scottish dictionary. His updated version will include a word for someone who can't get the joke and so will resort to a period of sustained observation of people's grammar as a last resort.

    Stone Gossard has added a new word to the Scottish dictionary. He has added the word "dunkman" which is loosely translated as someone who lingers around certain threads in online forums that they have already deemed stupid... but don't go away or stop posting.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard secretly wishes he was Horatio Caine, except for all the dealings with dead bodies.
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  • demetriosdemetrios Posts: 92,683
    Stone Gossard is so happy the Boston Bruins have made it to the next round. Beating the #1 goalie & mega star of Team USA. Stone's sad though that the Hab's have won tonight. Hopefully they will loose in Washington the following night!
  • davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Stone Gossard takes pity on the city of Buffalo- 4 straight super bowl loses, the no goal clincher against the Stars 10 years ago, and now this terrible upset vs the Bruins. Poor, Poor Buffalo.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    DS1119 wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Stone isn't that bothered by grammar, especially on a music forum, as he is way too busy writing his Scottish dictionary. His updated version will include a word for someone who can't get the joke and so will resort to a period of sustained observation of people's grammar as a last resort.

    Stone Gossard has added a new word to the Scottish dictionary. He has added the word "dunkman" which is loosely translated as someone who lingers around certain threads in online forums that they have already deemed stupid... but don't go away or stop posting.


    Stone yawned readin this and went to the centre of the earth and back wearing just his orange Speedos.. the magma is currently still in therapy.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone can point to Belgium on a map. A map that has been turned over that is... and the map is of Africa.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone leaves the map of Hawaii behind in every venues men's room - and sometimes the ladies room.
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard took tap dancing lessons as a child. He tried ballet, but was kicked out of class after he executed his first spin and promptly vomited at the feet of the instructor.

    Oh wait _ that was me.
    :(
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard never talks with his mouth full.
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can also play the clarinet.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone Gossard can play the clarinet without using his hands
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    The first song Stone Gossard ever learned to play on the guitar was "I Honestly Love You" by Olivia Newton John, but he's embarrassed to admit that now.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • BlahBlah Posts: 469
    edited April 2010
    When asked what he would dooooooo for a Klondike Bar, Stone Gossard replied "Fuck Off".
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  • dreamweaverdreamweaver New York Posts: 720
    Stone Gossard doesn't do the "Duck Walk", Instead, ducks do the "Stone Gossard".
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard owns 38% of NetFlix.
  • BlahBlah Posts: 469
    Stone Gossard is the biological father of Sandra Bullock's new baby.
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