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    DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard put the bomp in the bomp ba-bomp ba-bomp.
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    ActionJackActionJack Posts: 137
    stone gossard wears a disguise and manages a minor league baseball team in his spare time

    I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bullfights on acid...


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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,311
    even Stone Gossard hates Duke basketball
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has two left feet...literally.
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    demetriosdemetrios Canada Posts: 88,982
    Stone Gossard hates the Montreal Canadiens hockey team with a passion.
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    davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Stone Gossard does what he wants.
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard ground up is gun powder. He was discovered in 800 A.D. by the chinese.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
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    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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    DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard's fortune cookie read, "You... Rock"
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,085
    Stone Gossard wrote the BIble
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,311
    Stone Gossard is the only man who can stop the Phillies offense.
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard has built up an immunity to iocane powder.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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    demetriosdemetrios Canada Posts: 88,982
    Stone Gossard will be watching & routing for the Boston Bruins tonight. Also, he will be booing the whole Montreal Canadiens team.
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard IS what the fuck this world is running to.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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    vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard IS what the fuck this world is running to.

    he didn't leave a message?? :twisted:
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard discovered that Pluto is not really a planet.
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    demetriosdemetrios Canada Posts: 88,982
    Stone Gossard is sad tonight that the Bruins lost and that the Hab bum's won! :(
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    Princess KJPrincess KJ Posts: 442
    vedder_soup wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Stone Gossard IS what the fuck this world is running to.

    he didn't leave a message?? :twisted:

    could've heard his voice one last time
    If I knew then, would I know now?

    * Perth Entertainment Centre - Mar 06, 1995
    * Melbourne Park - Mar 02, 1998
    * Brisbane QSAC- Nov 25, 2009
    * EV Solo- QPAC- March 10, 12 and 13 2011

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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    edited April 2010
    Stone Gossard is the owner of a Dehydrated Water company and wrote the jingle music for the products TV advert.
    <high pitched> "Just add water!"
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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard is Boom Gaspar's tour bitch... eg. "Get me a beer now Stone!"
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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard wanted to call the band FIG JAM... because he thinks THAT highly of himself starting the band.
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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    MC Hammer's song 'You can't touch this' was written about Stone Gossard, as was Sir Mix a Lot's 'Baby Got Back'...
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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard is jealous of the "Brown note" sound that Liam Finn acheived with his guitar during his opening Australian tour set in Perth...
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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard wears a Speedo (Speedos) at the beach, but did so only after he had heard them called Budgie Smugglers...
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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Stone Gossard is the love child of Bill Gate's first sexual experience...

    ... Because of this the 'Start' button in Windows was going to say 'Stone', but Start is code for Bill's first born child..
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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    Eminem's song Stan was originally called Stone. Dido made him change the name because Stone once stood her up on date and made her tea go cold..
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,311
    Stone Gossard is the Walrus koo koo kajoob
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,311
    Stone Gossard is who the Jones' are trying to keep up with.
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard's dna was extracted and put into the white-vinyl which is what makes it so valuable.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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    Grandmas JamGrandmas Jam Posts: 1,860
    Stone Gossard once shot a man in the face and didn't get arrested for it.....oh wait that wasn't him, that was our former VP Dick Cheney
    Ryan Crooks insists upon himself
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    Stypo420Stypo420 Posts: 519
    edited April 2010
    Stone Gossard is the love child of Heman & Shera. He is on a journey to find skeletor and destroy him ones and for all!



    I don't want to start any rumors but have you ever noticed CJSMT3K's avatar who is that really behind Skelet....I mean the hoff's face? :?
    Post edited by Stypo420 on
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