Stone Gossard...

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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    FP has a few ideas I'm sure.

    I know! :D That was what I was implying. :D

    :)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Oh Dear GOD!
    Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!

    Stone's image has miraculously appeared in the salt and grease of potato chips, he has a collection of about 2,490 such images.

    I would just like him to ship me #2,128 (the one where the image of him is holding a duck)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Oh Dear GOD!
    Stone will be forever grateful to failedpersephone for starting this thread for him. He's trying to think of a way to repay her right now!


    hmmn, does Stone still have the 430 gallons of brown gravy and that wet suit?
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone was a self-lactating baby.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone can tie the stem of a cherry using his butt cheeks and a squirt bottle of seltzer.

    (the seltzer is just to keep people in the front rows on their toes)
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  • failedpersephone
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    When he was 12, Stone so believed in the space program that he would wear a plastic bag tied over his head and while standing on his couch breathe deeply to achieve "deep space" after he came to, he would claim to have spoken to martians.

    this fascination with space ended when he was 13 and rented the porn, "deep space"

    a marked shift in fascinating subjects ensued...
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    Stone will have to go to bed in half an hour otherwise he will be grouchy...

    ...and then of course there will be a big bust up between himself and Ed... and Ed will sulk... and Jeff will laugh and say 'I don't care! I'm in Three Fish, fuckwads'! ...you know how it is... :confused:
  • failedpersephone
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    When Stone Gets grouchy he likes to do some SBD's around Matt's drumkit.

    it puts him in a better mood.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone is a one man orgy.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    Stone Gossard cut the bottom out of his car so he can run along with his feet on the floor like Fred Flintstone.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone tried to introduced a new holiday tradition to his mother's sewing circle.

    He encouraged the elderly, nearsighted women to hang ornaments and string lights all along Santa's staff.


    there was no staff.:p
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  • drtyfrnk29
    drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    I'll put my hand in this.

    Stone Gossard invented the roundhouse kick...

    Stone Gossard can recite the alphabet backwards in eight different languages...

    Stone Gossard cut the tongue out of every pair of Nike shoes in the Garden City, KS Lady Foot Locker...
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Every Friday night Stone plays strip canasta at the senior center. Followed by an intense game of ring toss.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • pjfanatic10
    pjfanatic10 Posts: 15
    Stone invented Christmas.....it's true.....look it up!
    David St. Hubbins: "It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."


    7/20/06-Portland
    11/2/2000-Portland
    7/19/1998-Portland
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    When Stone is having trouble falling asleep he does his insomniac ritual. First, he prepares a nice cup of warm milk. Next, he reads a little Calvin and Hobbes (he just loves that damn tiger!). Finally, he slams his testicles in his bedroom door three times which causes him to pass out from the pain.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is creating a new t-shirt for the holidays. On the front it will read:

    Stone Say Relax


    On the back:

    Frankie Can Blow Me.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    When Stone is having trouble falling asleep he does his insomniac ritual. First, he prepares a nice cup of warm milk. Next, he reads a little Calvin and Hobbes (he just loves that damn tiger!). Finally, he slams his testicles in his bedroom door three times which causes him to pass out from the pain.

    :eek:

    this is a marked improvement from when Stone attempted to take out his own front tooth as a child. He only listened to half of the instructions, and instead of tying the string to his tooth, he tied it to his right nutsack. tore that door right off it's hinges!

    he must still have a love-hate relationship with doors. ;)
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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Stone's buns are so tight that he can crush diamonds with them.

    Stone is so tough he uses napalm as aftershave and has plutonium smoothies at breakfast.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    To compete with the overwhelming popularity of the Two Girls One Cup Video, Stone is filming his own version entitled Cup O' Stone. He has already received cease and desist paperwork from the Cup 'O Noodles company. This could get ugly in more ways than one!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone invented the mandi-wipe.

    it was supposed to keep a man fresh down south for hours...it was also designed to be made with lava soap and brillo pads...
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