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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    he's the gay one right?
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard eats twice the recommended daily allowance of potassium. When asked about this, he said "what up, mofo?"
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    davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Stone Gossard only eats Frois Gras when the goose is stuffed humanly.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard's favorite snack food when he goes to the movies are SnowCaps.
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    vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is named after Stonehenge.
    Stone Gossard built Stonehenge with his bare hands and some crazy glue.
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,304
    Stone Gossard returned the basketball that Jeff Ament stole from the guy on here.
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    ActionJackActionJack Posts: 137
    DS1119 wrote:
    Stone Gossard is named after Stonehenge.
    Stonehenge is named after stone gossard

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    InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    KO282453 wrote:
    he's the gay one right?

    Stone Gossard doesn't give a fuck about comments like that. 8-)
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    davidtriosdavidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Stone Gossard maintains certain philosophies that boggle your mind yet you will blindly agree with them.

    btw- this thread reminds me of the XX beer ads (which are phenominal)
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    DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Stone Gossard claims that, despite his high potassium levels, there was never any instructions given to fly.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I caught Gossard all over my girlfriend one night, and I liked it.

    http://www.gossard.com/
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will be a guest mentor on American Idol and will perform Mankind next week.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard will personally be taking ticket orders for May 18th in Newark.
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    InHerOwnWorld wrote:
    KO282453 wrote:
    he's the gay one right?

    Stone Gossard doesn't give a fuck about comments like that. 8-)

    because it's true?
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    demetriosdemetrios Canada Posts: 88,949
    Stone will be routing again for the Bruins tonight & laughing @ the Hab's as they loose 3 games to 1.
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    KO282453 wrote:
    InHerOwnWorld wrote:
    KO282453 wrote:
    he's the gay one right?

    Stone Gossard doesn't give a fuck about comments like that. 8-)

    because it's true?

    Stone Gossard invented tolerance.

    (that isn't a funny post, but then...neither was KO282453's)
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard likes the nickname "pudding pants" he just wishes that tapioca didn't chafe quite so much.
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    who was trying to be funny... you don't get a gay vibe from stone?
    also i didn't indicate anything wrong with being gay.
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard has trained 57 weasels in emergency rescue, which is commendable...the only thing that is questionable is why they must rescue while wearing miniature roman legion suits.


    not that anyone wants to question Stone directly.
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard calls the "interstate" the "innerstate" and then giggles because he thinks it sounds naughty.
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Don't ever ask Stone to tell you the story of that one time, with that guy...and that one place...the one with the girl. He just blushes and stammers...and will never look you in the eye again.
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    InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    KO282453 wrote:
    InHerOwnWorld wrote:
    KO282453 wrote:
    he's the gay one right?

    Stone Gossard doesn't give a fuck about comments like that. 8-)

    because it's true?

    Is that supposed to be an insult? It's an insult to be gay? Maybe you are just sad that he's not gay? :D

    Moving on...
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    BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    [Stone Gossard doesn't give a fuck about comments like that. 8-)[/quote]

    because it's true?[/quote]

    Is that supposed to be an insult? It's an insult to be gay? Maybe you are just sad that he's not gay? :D

    Moving on...[/quote]

    He is rich!!! and in think he knows Eddie Vedder and Mike Face Melter Mccready.
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    InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    Okay buddy, could you please stop? That is not what this thread is about. If you keep acting like this you are going to get this locked up and ruin for those of us who are respectful and are having a good time.
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once fit 4,323,547 chicklets into his mouth, simply by using the "unhinging" method that he learned from watching Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom special on snakes.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    Stone Gossard can recite the entire script of Steel Magnolia's.
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    failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    InHerOwnWorld wrote:
    Stone Gossard can recite the entire script of Steel Magnolia's.
    I would pay my ENTIRE bank account to see that...if he reenacts with wigs.


    Stone Gossard has a tattoo of Dolly Parton on his lower lower back...her breasts are lifelike.
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    Stypo420Stypo420 Posts: 519
    Stone Gossard is planning a pre-show opener for the coming tour 30 mins of miming
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was the 32nd flavor at Baskin Robbins.
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    demetriosdemetrios Canada Posts: 88,949
    demetrios wrote:
    Stone will be routing again for the Bruins tonight & laughing @ the Hab's as they loose 3 games to 1.

    Thanks again, Stone! :)
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