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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear Speedy McCready,

    Do you & 81 ever go to ball games together & do you like the same teams? I'm not much of a sports fan so I don't follow the sportS threads. If your answer is No you do not attend sporting events with 81, then I have to ask if you ever would attend a ball game with 81?

    Comfortably Numb,
    Chadwick
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Franny
    Franny Posts: 2,054
    Dear Septum and Adenoids,

    The relationship we have shared over the past 31 years have been frought with pain, agony and infection. You have interfered in my work, my social life, my ability to sleep well and worst of all my sex life. C'mon, it's bad enough that you kill my stamina and leave me breathless (not in the good way), but to cause me to snore, that is NOT an attractive characteristic for a female to have to endure.

    So in 2 days, 8 hrs and 30mins I will bid you farewell! And $5895 to do so.

    Goodbye constant sinus infections. Goodbye constant headache. Goodbye snoring.

    Hello peaceful sleep. Hello swimming and touch footy (I have missed you so much).

    HELLO LIFE.

    Yippee,

    Fran :D
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dear Smarchee's bathroom,

    I am sorry you have been neglected and been allowed to become a pit of rank germs and disgust. But he loves his laundry more.

    Hugs,
    washer and dryer
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear number1pjfan's washer and dryer,

    Are you working extra hard today, all getting caught up on number1pjfan's filthy laundry habit?
    Please stay strong and run like a well oiled machine. Nowadays new washers and dryers are very nice and a bit cashy. Thank you for you and your friends. My washer and dryer say hello.

    Clean as fuck,
    Chad
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dearest Chad,

    Thanks for your concern over the cleanliness of my laundry. But alas, my laundry still layeth in piles all over my bedroom. If only I were as steadfast as Smarchee was about his laundry, then my soiled linens wouldn't have to worry about when they would become clean again. Maybe he and I can work out some sort of laundering deal in the not so distant future.

    xxoo,
    dirty duds
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear dirty duds,

    Smarchee is the exception to the rule of men and laundry amazement. You contacting smarchee on the topic of fantastic laundering will be the best thing for you and your garments and other fabrics. In closing I myself just pick up the dirty clothing off my bedroom floor and started a load of wash. Also, I need the floor in my bedroom picked up so I can vacuum here directly.

    Smiles,
    suck boy the vacuuming maniac
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dearest Suck Boy,
    Be advised, after I contact Smarchee, you will be getting a call. Bring your vacuum.

    regards,
    worthless housekeeper
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear Worthless Housekeeper,

    I just vacuumed my bedroom floor. It looks nice. Next thing I get when out shopping will be the floor powder shit that smells good and is vacuumed up, I'm getting some floor powder. Next topic... The Grateful Dead.

    Clean house to Jerry & the boys. This is how cleaning house should be done.
    Pearl Jam & The Grateful Dead = house cleansing beautiful chants.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R3WBhod0sE
    If you can not vacuum to this I suggest therapy.

    Your jamming out maid,
    Chadly the spotless little bastard
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • smarchee
    smarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    haha, you guys crack me :lol:

    dear comfy couch,

    hey, it's me, smarchee, I know you miss me 5 days a week when I work, and I am pretty busy Saturday's, but Sunday's are our time babe, and you have been enjoying some serious ass and snuggle time. Just wanted to inform you that this will continue during 4-7 with the late football games, and let's not fool ourselves,the 8 to 11 time period will also be our time to reunite. I will miss you wholeheartedly on Monday, more than you can ever now. For now,let's enjoy this day of me laying on you

    Love,
    smarchee
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Dear Chadwick

    I am a little concerned. You have been overly obsessed with cleaning of late. I think that you may want to consider counselling.

    Yours

    Worried reader.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear Worried Reader,

    i think that Chads obsession with cleaning is due to the fact that he is on a rampage of making girls cry...he is probably drowning out his feelings of guilt and transferring the thoughts to cleaning...at least he is a boy interested in cleaning...i know many boys who do not know what cleaning is.

    All my Love,
    Concerned Reader
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Dear concerned reader

    I too am pleased that little chad {{pinch cheek, ruffle hair}} knows what cleaning is. But I think his guilt may be better served by taking the unfortunate ladies out to dinner, or buying them flowers and chocolates. Too much cleaning can make your hands smell funny and go wrinkly.

    Yours.

    Worried reader.
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear Worried Reader...

    I agree, dearest little Chaddy needs to apologize to his lady friends for making them cry. Reminds me of the nursery rhyme:

    Chaddy Baddy puddin' pie
    Angered the girls and made them cry...

    I cannot remember the rest of the rhyme...would you be able to finish for me? I believe Chad would be moved enough to make good on a nice dinner, flowers and chocolates.

    Regards,
    Concerned Reader
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    Dear Ms. Amy Winehouse,

    Upon revisiting some of your older work and some live recordings...please get your shit together. We need more people with good voices singing instead of most the crap being played nowadays.

    Seriously, bust a move chick,
    b
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear Mickeyrat,

    Thank you for inspiring me to be a good boy around the drink. I'm sure if you're inspiring me then you are inspiring others as well.

    Not drunk,
    Chad
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,756
    chadwick wrote:
    Dear Mickeyrat,

    Thank you for inspiring me to be a good boy around the drink. I'm sure if you're inspiring me then you are inspiring others as well.

    Not drunk,
    Chad
    Dear Mr. Not Drunkwick,


    Thank you for your kind words.
    I must ask though, really?
    No foolin ?
    yes/no?
    maybe?

    Yours kindly,
    Mr. Mick E. Rat
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mickeyrat wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    Dear Mickeyrat,

    Thank you for inspiring me to be a good boy around the drink. I'm sure if you're inspiring me then you are inspiring others as well.

    Not drunk,
    Chad
    Dear Mr. Not Drunkwick,


    Thank you for your kind words.
    I must ask though, really?
    No foolin ?
    yes/no?
    maybe?

    Yours kindly,
    Mr. Mick E. Rat

    very much for real
    no foolin
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dear Monday,

    I hate you with a passion. I wish you would drop off the face of the earth. Saturday and Sunday are so peaceful and relaxing and then you have to come along and fuck everything up. I hope you die a slow, painful, agonizing death.

    your secret admirer,
    x
  • number1PJfan
    number1PJfan Posts: 3,748
    Dear sweet, sweet kitty Gremmie,

    Why do you insist on testing my patients? Why did you piss in the dryer? In the time it took me to walk the nice clean sheets from the dryer to the bedroom and return, you had left a pool of yellow bile in the poor dryer. Did you somehow confuse the big white gaping hole with your tiny little litter box? Are you mad I took you from your vacant lot home? Trust me that I am telling you the truth when I say animal control had been called because you were a naughty boy when you couldn't keep your claws and teeth to yourself. Are you looking for a free ride back to that vacant lot? Keep up the good work and we will see what we can work out there mr. kitty.

    regards,

    a scorned mommy
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Dear Fuckers,
    You make me wake up everyday; and the only thing you have going for you, is that you use Pearl Jam to wake me up.. Fuck you.. I have been trying to die for years.. but to no avail, because you fucks keep sending me new Pearl Jam. Wait.. Seriously.... the Memo just got here.. Oh yeah,... I have a show to go to in a few weeks.. like I said fuck you.. yet,I love you.. I'm here casue of the memo.. goodnight, and love to all..

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