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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Dear 'So-Called-Pearl-Jam-Fan' that I live with,

    Yes, you should have pulled over when you got through to the radio station to win STP tickets. Sure they might kinda suck right now, and the show may not go on, but I am fully humiliated that you missed a really easy question.
    Let's review the question....remember, the answer has the word STONE in it!

    Question: Member of Pearl Jam
    Answer: STONE Gossard

    They even gave you a freaking hint, 'Not Matt Cameron' ( :twisted: )

    Presently, I am rethinking if you should be honored enough to be my 'Plus 1' at the next PEARL JAM show. Please study the entire discography and family tree on all related Pearl Jam entities. There WILL be a 250 question test. If you fail, I will be forced to pretend that I do not know who you are.

    Cordially,
    'a TRUE Pearl Jam Fan'

    P.S. Your new mantra is : STONEgossardSTONEgossardSTONEgossard...if you are not heard uttering this, I will be forced to remove your precious red stapler.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • pandora
    pandora Posts: 21,855
    Dear Twisted,
    Your enthusiasm about my humble threads is greatly appreciated as is your creative uninhibited humor, i.e.

    "Dear Work:
    I hate you. Fuck off and die."

    This a lovely example of pure unabridged emotion that can provide an important life lesson for us all.
    Thank you for your response and I look forward to engaging in much more delightful dialogue.

    Sincerely,
    PJ

    P.S. ugogirl.gif!!!
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Dear Pandora:
    Thank you for you never ending kindness and for understanding my sometimes over the top humor.
    P.S. I love your smilies!!!

    -twisted
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear Forum Members,

    We will be closing the board next week.

    Thanks
    Mgmt
    81 is now off the air

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  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Dear 81,

    You really should stop smoking. I've been posting here since March and can't help but notice that your avatar has not met anticipated growth goals in terms of height and weight during this interval. I suspect you are at or below the 5th percentile for posters in your gestationally corrected age group. I am concerned that this may have an adverse impact on your future development.

    Sincerely,
    Unlost Dogs
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    Dear Boss,

    Did you really just say that to me? Remember, I am the one helping you, covering your ass.
    So fuck you very much. And by the way, your breath smells like ass.

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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Dear Five Other People Who Work In This Office Suite,

    What the fuck? I'm the only one here today and the frigging motion sensor keeps shutting off the light in the entry suite.

    Fuckers.

    Unlost Dogs
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Dear Boss,

    Did you really just say that to me? Remember, I am the one helping you, covering your ass.
    So fuck you very much. And by the way, your breath smells like ass.

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    Dear RYEzupSF:

    I think you may be my twin sister...is it possible we were separated at birth and ended up on the complete opposite sides of the country?
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Dear Boss,

    Did you really just say that to me? Remember, I am the one helping you, covering your ass.
    So fuck you very much. And by the way, your breath smells like ass.

    finger.gif


    Dear RYEzupSF:

    I think you may be my twin sister...is it possible we were separated at birth and ended up on the complete opposite sides of the country?

    Oh my God I hope you're not both working for me... :o

    Wait _ I don't have any direct reports! Yay me!
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    unlost dogs wrote:
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Dear Boss,

    Did you really just say that to me? Remember, I am the one helping you, covering your ass.
    So fuck you very much. And by the way, your breath smells like ass.

    finger.gif


    Dear RYEzupSF:

    I think you may be my twin sister...is it possible we were separated at birth and ended up on the complete opposite sides of the country?

    Oh my God I hope you're not both working for me... :o

    Wait _ I don't have any direct reports! Yay me!
    I thought the same thing :lol:
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Dear 43,

    I am going to miss you.
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Black Diamond wrote:
    Dear 43,

    I am going to miss you.

    Dear BD
    is 43 any relation to 81?

    your pal,
    Chad
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    Dear Mr. Chadwick

    Although not entirely sure, I have heard rumors that they are distant cousins

    Sincerely

    Mr. Diamond, CPA
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dear 81,
    Are you related to 43?

    Kind regards,
    Wickery
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • twisted thoughts
    twisted thoughts Posts: 4,377
    Dear Unlost:
    You seem like a quite upstanding person and employee. I do not however work with you. If I did, it would be cool and we would get even less done at work than we do now.

    Dear Fellow Employees:
    Am I the only person working today?!?!?!?! No... Well then why am I the only one answering the phones?!?!?!?!
    Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA -  August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...



  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    twisted thoughts wrote:
    RYEzupSF wrote:
    Dear Boss,

    Did you really just say that to me? Remember, I am the one helping you, covering your ass.
    So fuck you very much. And by the way, your breath smells like ass.

    finger.gif


    Dear RYEzupSF:

    I think you may be my twin sister...is it possible we were separated at birth and ended up on the complete opposite sides of the country?


    It is quite possible. My family moved around a lot and my parents were always losing things. There are a lot of similarities. Tip it for crazy weed smokin drunk bitches with vocabularies like sailors!
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10
  • eMMI
    eMMI Posts: 6,262
    Dear customers,

    when you act like jerks towards me, I'm tempted to act like a jerk
    towards you. I'll do my too-nice-to-actually-mean-it-routine for as
    long as I can, but I have my limits. You cross it, it's your fault.

    My boss may be an idiot, but he's on my side.

    With kind regards,
    Emmi.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dear Chad,

    No, I am not related to Mr. 43. However, I do have a friend, she is 69.

    Cheers
    81
    81 is now off the air

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  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    Dear Liquid Lunch,

    I love you. You make the rest of my boring Friday afternoon go by much better. The little "secret" that I share with the others that shared in your fun. The knowing only by the select few,... and the "others" sitting around wondering what the hell we "cool kids" thinks is so funny. Liquid lunch, you have made my day...
    and I thank you.


    - Steve

    P.S.

    Please tell your sister Liquid Dinner, that I will be stopping by to see her tonight.
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • RYEzupSF
    RYEzupSF Posts: 6,003
    the wolf wrote:
    Dear Liquid Lunch,

    I love you. You make the rest of my boring Friday afternoon go by much better. The little "secret" that I share with the others that shared in your fun. The knowing only by the select few,... and the "others" sitting around wondering what the hell we "cool kids" thinks is so funny. Liquid lunch, you have made my day...
    and I thank you.


    - Steve

    P.S.

    Please tell your sister Liquid Dinner, that I will be stopping by to see her tonight.

    Dear Steve-

    I like the way you think.

    -Sara
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    Don't fuck sheep. -EV 7/11/11
    You can never have enough Neil in the mix. -EV 10/24/10
    There's only one commandment: Don't be an asshole. -EV 5/6/10

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