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  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone has a karaoke machine installed in each of his six bathrooms with speakers installed in each room. He loves singing "Take this job and shove it" after eating Mexican Food.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard ALWAYS rides up front in the car
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard wants to beat his own world record for number of rubber bands placed around his penis.


    (there really isn't a world record for this - but, Stone doesn't know that...shhhh!)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can't wait to go to chicago...he dreams about the all-beef chicago hot dog.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone collects the state quarters. The worst day in recent memory was when his wife bought a snickers bar out of a vending machine without first asking if he had the California quarter.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Whenever Stone Gossard passes a field, turnips grow twice as big. My boyfriend's idea... meh)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard donates his frequent flyer miles to inner city youth programs.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Whenever Stone Gossard passes a field, turnips grow twice as big. My boyfriend's idea... meh)


    Stone Gossard has created the only completely biodegradable sex toy in modern history...hmmmn, it DOES use turnips.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard buys vaseline and strawberries in bulk
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    After DeFraggin' Friday, Stone likes to check that all of his books are in alphabetical order. If they're not... Mike is surely to blame and he will get a slap!
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard is only 3 feet tall but through a complex system of mirrors that he carries around with him he appears much taller
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Sometimes when it's really dark outside, and the moon is new you can hear Stone Gossard fucking Mt. Rainier...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Curiosity didn't kill the cat





    Stone Gossard did
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    After DeFraggin' Friday, Stone likes to check that all of his books are in alphabetical order. If they're not... Mike is surely to blame and he will get a slap!



    Stone refuses to read books if they are not kept in alpha order...it usually takes Jeff a few hours in the library before Stone is allowed in to peruse the stacks.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    happy_larry wrote:
    Curiosity didn't kill the cat





    Stone Gossard did

    he also runs over badgers in his tractor for fun... happy larry
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard hired Zsa Zsa Gabor's publicist to be his personal stalker.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard had small rocks named after him
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    happy_larry wrote:
    Curiosity didn't kill the cat





    Stone Gossard did

    Which makes his missing cat posters all the more disturbing.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard is soley responsible for the world shortage of fence panels
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone is constantly starting mystery auctions on Ebay like this:
    http://cgi.ebay.com/A-TRUE-MYSTERY-MYSTERY-AUCTION_W0QQitemZ170125543115QQihZ007QQcategoryZ102534QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

    Only to place three pubes, a naked self portrait done in crayon, and a note saying "You're Welcome" in the box.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"

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