All of Stones financial decisions are made by a miniature purple monkey that Stone keeps in his left trouser pocket. After the last monkey died Stone's dry cleaning lady has now forbidden Stone from sitting down when wearing tight jeans, those stains were a nightmare to get out.
At present Stone's financial position is very strong, he has a good monkey with him at the moment.
Stone is constantly going up to stray dogs, saying "what's that behind your ear?" and proceeding to pull a quarter out. He has been bitten twelve times doing this.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Three weeks ago, Stone Gossard ate a whole box of Wheaties. The combined fortified vitamins and minerals gave him such a rush that briefly he believed he could fly.
The casts will come off sometime in August.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Three weeks ago, Stone Gossard ate a whole box of Wheaties. The combined fortified vitamins and minerals gave him such a rush that briefly he believed he could fly.
The casts will come off sometime in August.
Not only did it give him a rush but also gave him the runs. Those too should be finished in August.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
(Anyone that knows the movie reference has my undying affection.)
HBO's Taxicab Confessions? Probably not, because in that case you would have had him in the back in a much different way. Wasn't Stone the cab driver in Chicago Cab?
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
HBO's Taxicab Confessions? Probably not, because in that case you would have had him in the back in a much different way. Wasn't Stone the cab driver in Chicago Cab?
lol No, not the HBO show. But the same meaning. We used to always joke about how we had everyone in the back of our cab.
You have my undying appreciation of your wit in this thread, as does FPerseph.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Stone Gossard wanted to win the prize behind door number 3 yesterday, when he was watching a reshowing of "Let's Make a Deal" it was a toaster oven and dinette set.
the Toaster oven would heat his hot pockets perfectly and the dinette set was just really cool in genuine imitation mahogany...I mean, can't you just see it in the dining room with maybe some candlesticks and a really tasteful arrangement of flowers??
sigh, Stone really wanted it.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard once saw the image of Barbara Steisand in his toast. He yelled "I got you my pretty!!" right before he wolfed it down and chased it with a shot of Jack Daniels.
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Stone Gossard once saw the image of Barbara Steisand in his toast. He yelled "I got you my pretty!!" right before he wolfed it down and chased it with a shot of Jack Daniels.
Stone Gossard likes to dress up in his Halloween costume from 2001. (Britney Spears) he sings 'hit me baby" while riding his mechanical bull that he had installed in his breakfast nook.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Stone Gossard refuses to believe that Darth Vader is Luke's father.
it has gotten to the point where he filmed a "alternate ending" in his backyard.
He plays the role of Princess Leia. Darth Vader is played by his kitty cat, "The Grand Sir Snowflake" and Luke is played by his pet iguana with the patched eyes.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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At present Stone's financial position is very strong, he has a good monkey with him at the moment.
Wembley 07
Shepherds Bush
Manchester
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Wembley 07
Shepherds Bush
Manchester
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Stone Gossard likes to go up to merry-go-rounds and ask all of the horses, "WHy the long face?"
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Three weeks ago, Stone Gossard ate a whole box of Wheaties. The combined fortified vitamins and minerals gave him such a rush that briefly he believed he could fly.
The casts will come off sometime in August.
Not only did it give him a rush but also gave him the runs. Those too should be finished in August.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
If he talked about how he just lost his family in a fire and contracted HIV, then yes, it was him. Otherwise, it was some other freak.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
His most popular is when he turn wine into urine. it's pretty amazing if you can spring for the wine and the $4.59 service charge.
He is always feels a wee bit cheap, and a little sad when the leprechaun gets his way...and he always gets his way.
He seriously wanted the cookie selling badge.
(Anyone that knows the movie reference has my undying affection.)
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
HBO's Taxicab Confessions? Probably not, because in that case you would have had him in the back in a much different way. Wasn't Stone the cab driver in Chicago Cab?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
You have my undying appreciation of your wit in this thread, as does FPerseph.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
In Brazil.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
the Toaster oven would heat his hot pockets perfectly and the dinette set was just really cool in genuine imitation mahogany...I mean, can't you just see it in the dining room with maybe some candlesticks and a really tasteful arrangement of flowers??
sigh, Stone really wanted it.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
He showed people this boil for weeks, until it got too painful and he had to have it lanced...but, he still has about 12 Polaroid shots of it.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Stone Gossard likes to dress up in his Halloween costume from 2001. (Britney Spears) he sings 'hit me baby" while riding his mechanical bull that he had installed in his breakfast nook.
it has gotten to the point where he filmed a "alternate ending" in his backyard.
He plays the role of Princess Leia. Darth Vader is played by his kitty cat, "The Grand Sir Snowflake" and Luke is played by his pet iguana with the patched eyes.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
what Stone didn't know was that it WAS a honeybaked ham...and it was prolly the bestest practical joke that Matt has ever played.