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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard's favorite activity to do on a Tuesday afternoon is play cowboys and indians.


    If you supply the rope, he'll bring the popguns!!
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard is still trying to figure out a way to piss Diet Pepsi.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Did you know that walking up to park visitors and asking if they would like to "squeeze" or "fondle" your muffins is prohibited? Stone Gossard learned that the hard way.

    And now, Stone Gossard is not allowed back to Central Park.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard kinda thinks that Harry Potter is loosely based on his life...without the magic and the English accents and stuff...
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  • failedpersephone
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    The Song "Icky Thump" kinda reminds Stone Gossard of that one time...but he'd rather not think about it.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard swims with water wings...he is an excellent swimmer, but still follows the motto of "better safe than sorry"
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard tells people that he invented the light bulb.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard kinda thinks that Harry Potter is loosely based on his life...without the magic and the English accents and stuff...

    I would love to know what goes through your head! :D
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard finds himself gently aroused by the sound of Tigers growling.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Sometimes when it thunders, Stone Gossard cowers in the corner...it all started when his beloved grandma told him that thunder is the sound of God's anger at little boy's who masterbate.
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  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard once angrily left his therapist's office when she told him that French's Yellow Mustard should NOT be used as a personal lubricant.
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
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    failedpersephone wrote:
    Sometimes when it thunders, Stone Gossard cowers in the corner...it all started when his beloved grandma told him that thunder is the sound of God's anger at little boy's who masterbate.

    ...my dad told me it was God moving his furniture around!
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes to hide easter eggs even when it isn't easter.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard once got his hand stuck in a mailbox because he changed his mind about joining the Leif Garrett fanclub and tried to fish the application out before the mailman came.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone Gossard would tuck you into bed, while singing a lullaby...nighty night!

    Okay. I must go to bed.

    I know this is a Stone thread but I sure hope no one makes a joke about Jeff before I lay down to go to sleep! ;)
  • failedpersephone
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    Stone Gossard would rather play the Key Arena than The Gorge in the summertime...mostly because he gets a severe heat rash.
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard prefers Mrs Howell to both Ginger AND MaryAnn.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Okay. I must go to bed.

    I know this is a Stone thread but I sure hope no one makes a joke about Jeff before I lay down to go to sleep! ;)


    Stone sings lullabies to get your mind off of the fact that Jeff is hiding under your bed...and that "axe" isn't another name for his guitar...
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  • failedpersephone
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    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard prefers Mrs Howell to both Ginger AND MaryAnn.


    Mmmmmm!! old lady wearin a real pearl necklace...
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard is a member of the Church of the Poison Mind.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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