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  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard has left the building
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    happy_larry wrote:
    Despite help form hundreds of people Stone Gossard has never been able to find Wally (or Waldo if your one of those Americans) and will never give up on the hunt until he does.

    :D

    Stone Gossard is Micheal Jackson's mother! (sorry Stone)
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Stone Gossard was the original singer of Rage Against the Machine but was asked to leave the group for being "too political".
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    It wasn't Jeff that stole the basketball, it was Stone dressed as Jeff
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    When Eddie Vedder isn't looking, Stone Gossard likes to sneak a slice of 'wafer thin ham' into his sandwich.
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard farted and lost 12 pounds.

    Stone Gossard bought an iPhone and then fucked it.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • dq4life
    dq4life Posts: 154
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard likes to keep Ed in check as to who is the better guitar player by rearranging the strings on Ed's guitar. Also, he sometimes changes the direction of the arrow so Ed has no idea where to strum his pick.
    ahahaahahahaahaha nice one.
  • dq4life
    dq4life Posts: 154
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard farted and lost 12 pounds.

    Stone Gossard bought an iPhone and then fucked it.
    how is that possible? i guess i shouldn't ask, it IS stone.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dq4life wrote:
    how is that possible? i guess i shouldn't ask, it IS stone.
    Now you are getting it! lol

    Stone Gossard is part of the group of people that is always referred to as "they". As in THEY say it is supposed to rain alot this year. Or they say smoking will kill you. But don't tell him I told you cuz then he would have to kill you.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard is the one that talked Jeff's girl (at the time) to make Jeff wear those ridiculous hats and 5 pairs of shorts at a time.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard wishes his friend would forgive him and get on with it so he can stop trying to drink him off his mind.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard is the one that talked Jeff's girl (at the time) to make Jeff wear those ridiculous hats and 5 pairs of shorts at a time.

    Did someone say Jeff?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Stone Gossard once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

    Stone Gossard counted to infinity - twice.

    If Stone Gossard is late, time better slow the fuck down.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Stone Gossard thought up some of the funniest Stone Gossard facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the pit because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    cutback wrote:
    Stone Gossard thought up some of the funniest Stone Gossard facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to the pit because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

    he did write some of them because he was jealous of all the attention Jeff was getting!
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Stone Gossard can divide by zero.

    Stone Gossard is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Gossard claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

    Stone Gossard can slam revolving doors.
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    cutback wrote:
    Stone Gossard can divide by zero.

    Stone Gossard is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Gossard claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

    Stone Gossard can slam revolving doors.


    This was nice work.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    Stone Gossard can divide by zero.

    Stone Gossard is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Gossard claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

    Stone Gossard can slam revolving doors.
    Dude...where the hell have you been in this thread??????
    I want to see a Stone-off between you and FailedPersephone. lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Stone Gossard says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

    Stone Gossard once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Stone Gossard?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

    Stone Gossard owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Stone Gossard says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

    Stone Gossard once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Stone Gossard?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.

    Stone Gossard owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
    Cheers, friend. Cheers.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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