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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is still trying to figure out what Willis IS talking about...

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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard believes that the Pope is hiding a whole lot of Jiffy pop in that hat!
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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes to hitchhike his way across the USA. And he once thought he was James Dean for a day.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is not convinced that Casper is the friendliest ghost he knows...but he is willing to give him the benefit of the doubt until he is proved wrong.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard paints peanut butter on his nipples before he goes to the zoo.



    and then he blushes and acts surprised when the elephants try to molest him.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Jeff Ament has convince Stone that "WWJD?" stands for What Would Jeff Do? and Stone acts accordingly.
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  • homewardangel
    homewardangel Posts: 21
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    Stone Gossard once made a meal without using any ingredients.

    The best one so far..........very dry.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard can communicate with dolphins.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard wears a technicolor dreamcoat when he flosses
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    Stone sings lullabies to get your mind off of the fact that Jeff is hiding under your bed...and that "axe" isn't another name for his guitar...

    :D:D:D hahaha... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

    :D Thanks for giving me a giggle though.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard loves to piss of Matt by going in after sound check and taping down the peddles on his drumset. He also gets a kick out of putting some unidentified lubricant on Matt's drumsticks.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Stone Gossard loves to piss of Matt by going in after sound check and taping down the peddles on his drumset. He also gets a kick out of putting some unidentified lubricant on Matt's drumsticks.

    heeheeheehee

    sorry I can't add anything to this but I am out of my depth. :o
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes to keep Ed in check as to who is the better guitar player by rearranging the strings on Ed's guitar. Also, he sometimes changes the direction of the arrow so Ed has no idea where to strum his pick.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard is made of 82% ham and 12% added water
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  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard knows if the chicken or the egg came first but he won't tell anybody becuase its a secret thats been in the Gossard family for centuries.
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  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard invented milk
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    Manchester
  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard taught the Fonz how to say AAAAAAAyyyyyyyy
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  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Goaasrd is currently waiting extradiction to The Peoples Republic of Congo on charges relating to an incident involving a duck, a lizard, some masking tape and an umbrella.
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    Shepherds Bush
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  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Despite help form hundreds of people Stone Gossard has never been able to find Wally (or Waldo if your one of those Americans) and will never give up on the hunt until he does.
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  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard has detailed plans to a prison tattooed to his body.
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