The Great Movie Quotes Thread

PearlOfAGirl · February 2010

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

he still stands · February 2010

g under p wrote:

From one of my top 5 movies of all time...COOL HAND LUKE with it's #11 on the American Film Institute's Top 100.

What we’ve got here is "failure to communicate".
Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week.
Which is the way he wants it.
Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men.

Video of the scene...Failure To Communicate

Rest of the top 100 Movie quotes...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_10 ... vie_Quotes

Peace

LOVE LOVE LOVE

Cool Hand Luke!!!

"Sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVXKOb5EE7Y @ 2:35

g under p · February 2010

From another one of my alltime favorites with Clint Eastwood....KELLY'S HEROES

video from the scene....Maybe The Guy's A Republican

[the lone obstacle to the sought-after gold is a solitary tank guarding the bank]
Crapgame: Then make a DEAL!
Big Joe: What kind of deal?
Crapgame: A DEAL, deal! Maybe the guy's a Republican. "Business is business," right?

Peace

pandora · February 2010

Antonio Banderas
"it's easier to destroy than create"
Desperado

dcfaithful · February 2010

HeartShapedBox wrote:

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

The way Pesci says that kills me everytime.

JonnyPistachio · February 2010

this thread is great!

Hooker: you wanna take me to a kung fu movie?
Clarence Whirley: Three kung fu movies.
hooker: sorry, it's just not my cup of tea.

-and also:

Vincenzo Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

dcfaithful · February 2010

JonnyPistachio wrote:

this thread is great!

Hooker: you wanna take me to a kung fu movie?
Clarence Whirley: Three kung fu movies.
hooker: sorry, it's just not my cup of tea.

-and also:

Vincenzo Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

Christopher fuckin' Walken.

norm · February 2010

dcfaithful wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

this thread is great!

Hooker: you wanna take me to a kung fu movie?
Clarence Whirley: Three kung fu movies.
hooker: sorry, it's just not my cup of tea.

-and also:

Vincenzo Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

Christopher fuckin' Walken.

i have this scene saved on my tivo...one of the greatest scenes in film history!

dcfaithful · February 2010

norm wrote:

dcfaithful wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

this thread is great!

Hooker: you wanna take me to a kung fu movie?
Clarence Whirley: Three kung fu movies.
hooker: sorry, it's just not my cup of tea.

-and also:

Vincenzo Coccotti: Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

Christopher fuckin' Walken.

i have this scene saved on my tivo...one of the greatest scenes in film history!

True, it is awesome. But that movie has been a gold mine for all my friends who like to poke jabs at my Italian heritage. "Wop" is a thing of the past, now they never fail remind me of what I have running through my veins.

g under p · February 2010

From another alltime favorite with Deniro directed movie...A BRONX TALE

*C* asking whether or not his date was *THE ONE*....Here's the whole scene...A Bronx Tale: DOOR TEST

Love that scene

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.

I did this on my first date with my fiance and before I could look through the rear window she had already unlocked my door with her hand when she could've done so electronically on her side. I knew then the possibilities with her were great and they were.

Peace

g under p · February 2010

A Bronx Tale

Priest: Don't be afraid, my son. No one is more powerful than God.

Calogero 'C' Anello: I don't know about that, father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here.

Priest: Ya got a point.

Peace

davidtrios · February 2010

Let it Ride with Richard Dreyfus:

Jay Trotter: May I... buy you a drink?
Mrs. Davis: I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.

Greenberg: She has very long legs.
Vicki: Thanks. They go from my ass all the way to the floor.

JonnyPistachio · February 2010

g under p wrote:

From another alltime favorite with Deniro directed movie...A BRONX TALE

*C* asking whether or not his date was *THE ONE*....Here's the whole scene...A Bronx Tale: DOOR TEST Love that scene

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.

I did this on my first date with my fiance and before I could look through the rear window she had already unlocked my door with her hand when she could've done so electronically on her side. I knew then the possibilities with her were great and they were.

Peace

Man, that one is AWESOME! That stuck with me with every girl I ever dated. And it has proven to be a good measure, even with the current future ex-Ms.JonnyPistachio.

Anon · February 2010

Singles

Linda Powell: I was just nowhere near your neighborhood. Look, I don't need to be your girlfriend or anything. I just wanna know you again.
Steve Dunne: What took you so long?
Linda Powell: I was stuck in traffic.

dcfaithful · February 2010

LoveOnTwoLegs wrote:

Singles

Linda Powell: I was just nowhere near your neighborhood. Look, I don't need to be your girlfriend or anything. I just wanna know you again.
Steve Dunne: What took you so long?
Linda Powell: I was stuck in traffic.

When I first watched that movie, that part made smile.

g under p · February 2010

MIDNIGHT RUN

http://tbird827.files.wordpress.com/200 ... t_run1.jpg

Jonathan Mardukas: I can't fly.
Jack Walsh: What?
Jonathan Mardukas: You heard me, I can't fly.
Jack Walsh: No, no, no. You're going to have to do better than that, pal.
Jonathan Mardukas: No, I don't have to do better than that, because it's the truth, I can't fly: I suffer from aviaphobia.
Jack Walsh: What does that mean?
Jonathan Mardukas: It means I can't fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia.
Jack Walsh: I'll tell you what: if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from "fistophobia".

Alonzo Mosely: What should be of paramount importance to you right now is not the phone calls, it's the fact that you're gonna spend ten years for impersonating a federal agent.
Jack Walsh: 10 years for impersonating a fed, uh?
Alonzo Mosely: 10 years.
Jack Walsh: How comes no one's after you?

Jonathan Mardukas: What's the name of this establishment?
Red Wood: Red's Corner Bar.
Jonathan Mardukas: Are you Red?
Red Wood: Yes.
Jonathan Mardukas: Do you dye your hair?
Red Wood: No.
[pause]
Jonathan Mardukas: Why do they call you Red?
Red Wood: It's short for Redwood. My last name's Wood.
Jonathan Mardukas: What's your first name?
Red Wood: Bill.

Jonathan Mardukas: Ever had sex with an animal, Jack?
Jack Walsh: No, but I saw some tasty-looking chickens back at that barn over there.

Serrano's got the discs, Serrano's got the discs

[last lines]
Jack Walsh: You wouldn't happen to have change of a thousand, would ya?
Cab Driver: What are you, a comedian? Get out of here, ya bum!
Jack Walsh: Well, looks like I'm walkin'.

Peace

The Waiting Trophy Man · February 2010

there's no crying in baseball

Franny · February 2010

Capt. Rodway: We each have our jobs. Now I'm a Marine. That means I do the serious work. You're a Navy Pilot. That means that you sit here and... eat jello

PearlOfAGirl · February 2010

uninnocent- · February 2010

i don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. i don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed -- you know, as a career, i don't want to do that.

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