The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Davidtrios wrote:
    Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

    The whole opening scene is brilliant ... "Maybe next time don't wear a bra" ... "The arsonist was denied a bank loan" ... "You name's Lanolin? Lanolin? Like ... sheeps wool?" ... "AUDREY!!! THIS IS BUSH LEAGUE!!!"
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    That movie is full of great lines.
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    You changed your user name. I'm easily confused. This doesn't help.
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • Anon
    Anon Posts: 11,175
    jimed14 wrote:
    You changed your user name. I'm easily confused. This doesn't help.


    You didn't recognize the sexy?
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Kristy- are you suggesting another name change for me? ;)
  • petrocs
    petrocs Posts: 4,342
    Raoul Duke: Well? What are your plans?
    Dr. Gonzo: Plans?
    Raoul Duke: The child in the bedroom.
    Dr. Gonzo: Oh, Lucy. I met her on the plane. Yeah, she's a religious freak. I gave her a cap before I realized... Jesus, she's never even had a drink before.
    Raoul Duke: Well... It'll probably work out. We can keep her loaded and peddle her ass at the drug convention. Yeah. She's perfect for this gig. These cops will go fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and then gang fuck her. We can set her up in one of these back street motels, hang pictures of Jesus all over the room, then turn these fucking pigs loose on her. Hell, she's strong, man. She'll hold her own.
    Dr. Gonzo: Jesus Christ. I knew you were sick but I never expected to hear you actually say that kind of stuff, you filthy bastard.
    Raoul Duke: Straight economics man. This girl is a God-send. Shit, she can make us a grand a day.
    Dr. Gonzo: That's ugly, man. Stop talking like that.
    Raoul Duke: I figure she can do about four at a time. If we keep her full of acid that's more like two grand a day. Maybe three.
    Dr. Gonzo: Hold on, man. What if I just jump you and beat the dog shit out of you? Would that make you feel better? You filthy bastard.
    Raoul Duke: Alright listen to me. In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into some kind of towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and then savagely penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.
    Dr. Gonzo: That's so ugly, man!
    Raoul Duke: Fuck. Truth hurts.
    Dr. Gonzo: That's, argh! Argh! That's argh! Argh! That's argh!
    Raoul Duke: Argh!
    Dr. Gonzo: I wanted to help her, man.
    Raoul Duke: Well, you'll go straight to the gas chamber for this one. And even if you manage to beat that, they'll still send you back to Nevada for rape and consensual sodomy. She's got to go.
    Dr. Gonzo: Shit. It doesn't pay to try to help someone these days.
    Shows:
    9/24/96 MD. 9/28/96 Randalls. 8/28-29/98 Camden. 9/8/98 NJ. 9/18/98 MD. 9/1-2/00 Camden. 9/4/00 MD. 4/28/03 Philly. 7/5-6/03 Camden. 9/30/05 AC.
    10/3/05 Philly. 5/27-28/06 Camden. 6/23/06 Pitt. 6/19-20/08 Camden. 6/24/08 MSG. 8/7/08 EV Newark, NJ. 6/11-12/09 EV Philly, PA. 10/27-28-30-31/09 Philly, PA., 5/15/10 Hartford,5/17/10 Boston, 5/18/10 Newark, 5/20-21/10 MSG
  • Cliffy6745
    Cliffy6745 Posts: 34,036
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    Nah man, I'm pretty fucking far from okay.
  • Mr Rocko
    Mr Rocko Posts: 647
    Donnie Darko one of the best movies I've ever watched in my entire life.

    Donnie: Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?
    Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
    México 24/11/2011
  • bigbadbill
    bigbadbill Posts: 1,758
    Sam Kinison in Back To School (1986) - I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!
    11/6/95, 11/18/97, 7/13/98, 7/14/98, 10/24/00, 10/25/00, 10/28/00, 6/2/03, 6/3/03, 6/5/03, 7/6/06, 7/7/06, 7/9/06, 7/10/06, 7/13/06, 7/15/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 10/21/06, 4/10/08, 4/13/08, 9/30/09, 10/1/09, 10/6/09, 10/7/09, 10/9/09
  • he still stands
    he still stands Posts: 2,835
    "PREPARE TO BE FUCKED BY THE LONG DICK OF THE LAW!"

    -Seth Rogan in "Superbad"
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • bigbadbill
    bigbadbill Posts: 1,758
    Waiter: Excuse me sir, you are a member of the club?
    Fletch: No, I'm here with the Underhills.
    Waiter: The Underhills? They are left, Señor.
    Fletch: Oh they'll be back. He went out for his urinalysis.
    Waiter: Would you like to order something, sir? I will put it on the Underhills' bill.
    Fletch: Oh, yes. Very well. I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich and a...steak sandwich.
    11/6/95, 11/18/97, 7/13/98, 7/14/98, 10/24/00, 10/25/00, 10/28/00, 6/2/03, 6/3/03, 6/5/03, 7/6/06, 7/7/06, 7/9/06, 7/10/06, 7/13/06, 7/15/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 10/21/06, 4/10/08, 4/13/08, 9/30/09, 10/1/09, 10/6/09, 10/7/09, 10/9/09
  • bigbadbill
    bigbadbill Posts: 1,758
    Dr. Joseph Dolan: Drop your shorts and bend over.
    Fletch: No...we don't have to, I mean, maybe I just haven't been doing enough calisthenics...you know, my kidneys feel a lot better now, maybe if I just bent over like this every morning......
    [Dolan inserts his finger into Fletch's anus with an audible "pop" sound]
    Fletch: [singing] Moon River......[talking] Whew...ever serve time, Doc?
    Dr. Joseph Dolan: Breathe easy.
    Fletch: Yeah...breathe easy... Ahh!! Using the whole fist, Doc?!
    ...
    [After the proctological exam]
    Dr. Joseph Dolan: Well, I can't seem to find anything wrong with you, Mr. Babar.
    Fletch: Well, I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking.
    11/6/95, 11/18/97, 7/13/98, 7/14/98, 10/24/00, 10/25/00, 10/28/00, 6/2/03, 6/3/03, 6/5/03, 7/6/06, 7/7/06, 7/9/06, 7/10/06, 7/13/06, 7/15/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 10/21/06, 4/10/08, 4/13/08, 9/30/09, 10/1/09, 10/6/09, 10/7/09, 10/9/09
  • xavier mcdaniel
    xavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,450
    bigbadbill wrote:
    Sam Kinison in Back To School (1986) - I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh!


    well mr. helper, you remember that thing called the korean conflict where we failed to achieve victory. how come we didn't push those rice eaters over the great wall of china and nuke them into the fuckin stone age? Say it! Say it!
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    "I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
    Things happen in the game. Nothing you
    can do. I don't go and say,
    "I'm gonna beat this guy up."
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
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    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • aneutronbomb
    aneutronbomb Posts: 818
    where's your hand?

    under my head

    where's your other hand?

    between two pillows...
    and fuck me if I say somethin you dont wanna hear, fuck me!
    and fuck me if you only hear what you wanna hear
    fuck me...if I care...but im not leavin here
  • chelsea48
    chelsea48 Posts: 594
    obvious but great: WHAT ARE YOU BOY? SOME KIND OF DOOMS DAY MACHINE. and I love the smell of napalm in the morning!!!!
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    Alright you primative screwheads, listen up! You see this? This is my boomstick!!
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Tony Montana: I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Psycho: The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.

    Leon: ooooooooooooh.

    Psycho: You just made the list, buddy ....... and I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff ..... I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.

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    Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

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    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez

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