The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • mookiemoochie16
    mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    "A compliment for us, is a compliment for you!" :mrgreen:
    The oceans made me, but who came up with love?

    "You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    There was nothing easy about those fly balls, Ahmad. They were tough chances! The sun was in your eyes!

    Don't give me none of your honky bullshit, Buttermaker. I know they were easy.

    Let's not bring race into this, Ahmad. We got enough problems as it is.

    Engleberg?

    What?

    That is a bunt - B-U-N-T. The catcher is supposed to pick up the bunt and throw it to first base.

    Well, how was I supposed to know? You made such a big deal yelling out to them.

    Diversionary tactic, Engleberg. Now get the ball...

    Now get back to the stands before I shave off half your mustache and shove it up your left nostril.
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    " Lord it's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!"
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

    It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy.

    Tanqueray and Tab and keep 'em comin'. Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?

    Hey, Herbie! How's life?
    Taking forever.

    It must be hard to spank your monkey.
    You have a monkey?

    Hey Roy, can you get sick from drinking piss?
    I think you can.
    Even if its your own?
  • PearlOfAGirl
    PearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    I still laugh when I see this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv8tVxk6Nj4 :lol:

    Wish you were here...
    ♥~RIP Dad
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?"
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • rhcpjam1029
    rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,982
    keeponrockin wrote:
    "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
    "This is what happens when you feed a stoner nachos" (TV version).



    pulp fiction is just chock full of them....

    "what ain't no country i ever heard of. they speak english in what?"

    "does he look like a bitch!?!"

    "bring out the gimp..."
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    Orgazmo:

    "I'm not a superhero! I'm a Latter-Day Saint!
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,994
    rhcpjam1029 wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
    "This is what happens when you feed a stoner nachos" (TV version).

    never heard that one before. the TV edit that I've heard is "This is what happens when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!
    2000: Camden 1, 2003: Philly, State College, Camden 1, MSG 2, Hershey, 2004: Reading, 2005: Philly, 2006: Camden 1, 2, East Rutherford 1, 2007: Lollapalooza, 2008: Camden 1, Washington D.C., MSG 1, 2, 2009: Philly 1, 2, 3, 4, 2010: Bristol, MSG 2, 2011: PJ20 1, 2, 2012: Made In America, 2013: Brooklyn 2, Philly 2, 2014: Denver, 2015: Global Citizen Festival, 2016: Philly 2, Fenway 1, 2018: Fenway 1, 2, 2021: Sea. Hear. Now. 2022: Camden, 2024: Philly 2, 2025: Pittsburgh 1

    Pearl Jam bootlegs:
    http://wegotshit.blogspot.com
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    ARMAGEDDON 1998

    Truman: So what's the verdict?
    Harry Stamper: They'll do it. They've made a few requests though.
    Truman: Such as?
    Harry Stamper: [riffles through sheets of paper] Well, there's uh, few things here, uh... nothin' really big, uh, just- Well, as an example, uh, uh, Oscar here, he's got some outstanding parking tickets. Wants them wiped off his record.
    Oscar: [shouting from balcony] Fifty-six tickets in seven states...
    Harry Stamper: [to Oscar] I'll-I'll tell 'em Oscar, you got it.
    Oscar: Okay.
    Harry Stamper: Uh, Noonan's got two women friends that he'd like to see made American citizens no questions asked. Max would like you to... bring back eight-track tapes. Not sure if that's gonna work, but, uh, let's see what else. Um, Chick wants a full week's Emperor's Package at Caesar's Palace. Um - hey, you guys wouldn't be able to tell us who actually killed Kennedy, would ya?
    [pause, turns and shakes his head]
    Harry Stamper: Um, Bear would like to stay at the...
    [tries to read writing]
    Harry Stamper: "White horse"?
    [looks up at Bear]
    Bear: White, *House*. White House.
    Harry Stamper: White House. Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House for the summer. Stuff like that.
    Truman: Sure, I think we can, uh, take care of... some of that.
    Rockhound: [shouting from balcony] Harry!
    Harry Stamper: [motions back at Rockhound] Yeah one more thing, um... none of them wanna pay taxes again.
    [pauses]
    Harry Stamper: Ever!

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Rommel, you magnificent bastard! I read your BOOK!!
  • g under p
    g under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,236
    From one of my top 5 movies of all time...COOL HAND LUKE with it's #11 on the American Film Institute's Top 100.

    Cool_Hand_Luke_Poster.gif

    What we’ve got here is "failure to communicate".
    Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week.
    Which is the way he wants it.
    Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men.

    Video of the scene...Failure To Communicate

    Rest of the top 100 Movie quotes...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_10 ... vie_Quotes

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • whgarrett
    whgarrett Posts: 574
    We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! :D
  • toodee
    toodee Posts: 89
    Bill S. Preston Esq: "Be Excellent to each other"
    Theodore "Ted" Logan: "Party on Dudes!"

    Words to base a life philosophy on :lol:
  • Flagg
    Flagg Posts: 5,856
    Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
    Indiana Jones: Its not the years honey. Its the mileage.




    Indiana Jones: Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck.
    Sallah: How?
    Indiana Jones: I don't know. I'm making this up as I go.
    DAL-7/5/98,10/17/00,6/9/03,11/15/13
    BOS-9/28/04,9/29/04,6/28/08,6/30/08, 9/5/16, 9/7/16, 9/2/18
    MTL-9/15/05, OTT-9/16/05
    PHL-5/27/06,5/28/06,10/30/09,10/31/09
    CHI-8/2/07,8/5/07,8/23/09,8/24/09
    HTFD-6/27/08
    ATX-10/4/09, 10/12/14
    KC-5/3/2010,STL-5/4/2010
    Bridge School-10/23/2010,10/24/2010
    PJ20-9/3/2011,9/4/2011
    OKC-11/16/13
    SEA-12/6/13
    TUL-10/8/14
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,866
    Gaear Grimsrud: Where is pancakes house?
    Carl Showalter: What?
    Gaear Grimsrud: We stop at pancakes house.
    Carl Showalter: ...what're you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast. Gotta go to a place I can get a shot and a beer, steak, maybe, not more fuckin' pancakes, c'mon.
    Gaear Grimsrud: [Gaear just stares at Carl]
    Carl Showalter: Oh, come on, man! Okay, here's an idea; we can stop outside of Brainerd, I know a place there we can get laid. Whaddya think?
    Gaear Grimsrud: I'm fucking hungry now, you know!
    Carl Showalter: Yeah yeah Jesus, I'm sayin' - we can... stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright?
    Gaear Grimsrud: [Gaear glares briefly]
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    Cinderella Man - worst title of all-time but a damn good movie:

    Joe Gould: Jesus H. Christ! Jesus Mary and Joseph! All the saints and martyrs and Jesus! Did I mention Jesus?
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The Big Lebowski:

    Maude showing The Dude the porno revealing Bunny's past...:

    Guy from porno: "Hi, I heard there was a problem with your cable?"

    Maude turns off the TV: "You can imagine where it goes from here."
    The Dude: "He fixes the cable?"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    rhcpjam1029 wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"
    "This is what happens when you feed a stoner nachos" (TV version).



    pulp fiction is just chock full of them....

    "what ain't no country i ever heard of. they speak english in what?"

    "does he look like a bitch!?!"

    "bring out the gimp..."

    "Giving a woman a foot massage and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holy's aint the same ballpark, it's not the same league, it ain't even the same fucking sport!"
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

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    And like that ... *poof* ... he's gone.
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez

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