The 2011 New Year Diet Resolution Thread

norm wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

norm wrote:

just had my oatmeal...lunch will be tuna on whole wheat and dinner...actually going out to a steakhouse tonight...strappin' on the feed bag! :thumbup: :thumbup: :wave:

Do you use mayo for the tuna???

Or do you use that fat-free mayo??? That crap that tastes like monkey spleens????

it's the crappy mayo

i'm getting used to it


how do you know what monkey spleens taste like? :think:

Fat-free mayo is the most vulgar crap on planet earth....

I use light mayo....I think its 50 calories a serving.....

But I fucking refuse to eat that fat-free mayo.....I would rather weigh 673lbs. than eat that crap.......

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

norm...

You are my kind of guy...

Oatmeal for breakfast....
Tuna for lunch...

Dinner???

160z porterhouse
baked potato/butter/sour cream
bowl of lobster bisque
2lbs of dinner rolls covered in butter
and some cheesecake.....

With a diet fucking coke....of course....

hehehehehehehehehe

hehehe

well my buddy is coming to town with a friend of his for the bcs game so were going out to dinner...if i wasn't going out, i'd probably be having some chicken and a salad or some boring shit like that

oh and substitute the diet coke for a 7&7...with diet 7-up of course

:wave:

QuarterToTen wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

I use light mayo....I think its 50 calories a serving.....

But I fucking refuse to eat that fat-free mayo.....I would rather weigh 673lbs. than eat that crap.......

and what exactly is fat-free half and half made out of?

water and chalk dust?

there is no such thing.

fat-free anything is pretty repulsive, at least in my experience.

fat free half and half???

Is that in the same aisle as the diet bread and fat free mayo???? hehehehe

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

QuarterToTen wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

I use light mayo....I think its 50 calories a serving.....

But I fucking refuse to eat that fat-free mayo.....I would rather weigh 673lbs. than eat that crap.......

and what exactly is fat-free half and half made out of?

water and chalk dust?

there is no such thing.

fat-free anything is pretty repulsive, at least in my experience.

fat free half and half???

Is that in the same aisle as the diet bread and fat free mayo???? hehehehe

i believe so.

either that or it is in the aisle marked Inedible Crap.

it cracks me up to go to the grocery store these first few weeks of the New Year.

all of the highly visible aisles that only days ago held cookies, cakes, fudge and 14 pound salami's,
are now brimming with South Beach this and 100 calorie pack that.

and next to that are the yoga mats and hand weights.

ya gotta love the guilt of the holidays.
haha

Another one of my favorites....

SOY MILK????

WTF is soy milk???

soy
water
chalk dust
monkey spleen

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

Another one of my favorites....

SOY MILK????

WTF is soy milk???

soy
water
chalk dust
monkey spleen

nasty.

that's what soy milk is.

well i don't care for it anyway.
i'd rather do without all together.

Thurs 7/10

decaff coffee x 8 with 1 sugar & either skimmed or semi skimmed milk
Cranberry wheats
Apple
Salad with very small amount of cheese
Fat free vanilla yoghurt & strawberries
Small carton of orange juice
Salad wrap with 4 mini quorn savoury eggs
Banana yoghurt
2 caramel snack a jacks

Exercise; walked to work and back 2 miles

Bit tiddled off as I weighed myself this am and shouldn't have, put 3/4 pound on since monday :x

I think you should eat lots and drink lots tonight - it will make me feel better about putting weight on

Black Diamond wrote:

It's funny, the Mrs and I are doing it together and she asked this AM what I am down (4 1/2 pounds). She was not happy

Will be good today but tonight I have dinner with our cousin in the city and he is a drinker and eater. Wish me luck...

hold on!!!