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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Stone Gossard' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.

    Geico saved 15% by switching to Stone Gossard.

    Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Stone Gossard got an award for masturbating in public.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Dude...where the hell have you been in this thread??????
    I want to see a Stone-off between you and FailedPersephone. lol

    She's not here. You'll have to do it TrixieCat
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    She's not here. You'll have to do it TrixieCat
    I am afraid. Very afraid.
    Ok...think Trixie.
    Stone Gossard thinks it is so cute how Trixiecat talks about herself in the first person.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Cheers, friend. Cheers.


    i gotta come clean......i didn't make these up...i found them here and substituted stone's name........but they're so damn funny i had to do it......chuck norris is gonna kill me now....:p:D:D
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    TrixieCat wrote:
    I am afraid. Very afraid.
    Ok...think Trixie.
    Stone Gossard thinks it is so cute how Trixiecat talks about herself in the first person.

    sorry...
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    Stone Gossard never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

    Stone Gossard got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.

    Stone Gossard refers to himself in fourth person.

    Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Stone Gossard so he can scare the shit out of them.

    Stone Gossard is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Stone Gossard
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    i gotta come clean......i didn't make these up...i found them here and substituted stone's name........but they're so damn funny i had to do it......chuck norris is gonna kill me now....:p:D:D
    I am laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You are the best. Truly! I bet we are like long lost supertwins or something. That is totally something I would do. Run with it for a while and then fess up. lol
    Stone Gossard would be impressed with your honesty.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    Stone Gossard never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

    Stone Gossard got in touch with his feminine side, and promptly got her pregnant.

    Stone Gossard refers to himself in fourth person.

    Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Stone Gossard so he can scare the shit out of them.

    Stone Gossard is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Stone Gossard
    Ok, the constipated one has tears rolling down my cheeks. Honestly. And potty talk is not my forte'.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I am killing myself here.
    When I said 'potty talk', I meant dirty talk. Not toilet talk. But look how appropriate it is???
    Stone Gossard loves potty talk.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Do you think this stuff get's back to them?

    I wonder if they have the same sense of humour.
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Do you think this stuff get's back to them?

    I wonder if they have the same sense of humour.
    A long time ago I wondered what Stone Gossard would think of all this.
    I always had a back-of-the-mind-sneaking-suspicion that failed was Stone. lol

    If I were Stone, I would think it was hysterical. But Stone, if you are privvy to this and you are offended, I will give more money to help out Mr Leatherback.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Stone Gossard.


    {i think that's my fav......old school reference....:D )
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cutback wrote:
    In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Stone Gossard.


    {i think that's my fav......old school reference....:D )
    Shut up! I was working on a stop, drop and roll last night! Couldn't make it funny.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Stone Gossard.

    Stone Gossard uses all seven letters in Scrabble... Every turn.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Shut up! I was working on a stop, drop and roll last night! Couldn't make it funny.

    Oh, it's nice to know these things don't just roll off you're tongue (s). I feel so inferior :o.

    I have nothing funny to add, so I will keep out of you conversation now... until tomorrow!
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Oh, it's nice to know these things don't just roll off you're tongue (s). I feel so inferior :o.

    I have nothing funny to add, so I will keep out of you conversation now... until tomorrow!
    No, just let it roll off your tongue. It is better that way. Most of mine just do. But I couldn't feel the mojo with the stop, drop and roll so I left it alone.

    Stone Gossard is so sick of Ed's political rants on stage that he had an "I'm With Stupid" shirt made to wear in Chicago. Trouble is he can't figure out if it should be printed if he were standing stage left or stage right. He is not a thespian, so he doesn't understand if that means Ed will be on His right or the Audiences right.
    Stone Gossard's brain hurts.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No, just let it roll off your tongue. It is better that way. Most of mine just do. But I couldn't feel the mojo with the stop, drop and roll so I left it alone.

    Stone Gossard is so sick of Ed's political rants on stage that he had an "I'm With Stupid" shirt made to wear in Chicago. Trouble is he can't figure out if it should be printed if he were standing stage left or stage right. He is not a thespian, so he doesn't understand if that means Ed will be on His right or the Audiences right.
    Stone Gossard's brain hurts.

    see, it's funny when people make up random crap about the band because I build up a picture in my mind and think 'awww, poor Stone! His brain hurts...)
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    see, it's funny when people make up random crap about the band because I build up a picture in my mind and think 'awww, poor Stone! His brain hurts...)
    My neverending love for all things Stone is what inspires me. lol
    Just relax your mind and go with it. Who cares if it stinks.
    Stone Gossard thinks it is the thought that counts.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard is the father of TrixieCat's son. He was conceived during reverse cowgirl sex because she's a freak:)
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard is the father of TrixieCat's son. He was conceived during reverse cowgirl sex because she's a freak:)
    Hi...you are scaring me. lol
    Stone Gossard wants to see that video again!!!!!!!!
    Ok, it is not Stone.. just send it again, I promise I won't erase it.

    Stone Gossard would buy the Brooklyn Bridge if you offered it to him.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away

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