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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard can guess your weight within 40 lbs. If he can't, and he never hasn't been able to, he will give you a red balloon.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Stone Gossard likes to push it. Push it real good.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard is in the Guinness book of world records a record 873 times.


    most of the entries involve peanut butter, masturbation, Wolverine Collectibles or Spam.


    243 of the entries involve all 4 of the above items.
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  • happy_larry
    happy_larry Posts: 221
    Stone Gossard is terrified of flying and refuses to get on a plane. The other band members get him on overseas tours by lacing his glass of milk with a powerful sleeping agent.
    Leeds 06
    Wembley 07
    Shepherds Bush
    Manchester
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard can masturbate.......no-handed.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard wonders if you people ever sleep? He doesn't have to sleep - he is blessed with the metabolic rate of a hummingbird.


    He takes a whole lot of quaaludes in order to play "daughter" at real speed.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    cory wrote:
    Stone Gossard can masturbate.......no-handed.


    I've seen that.

    :eek:

    on a related note, Stone Gossard has opposable big toes...like a monkey.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once had to fight 92 ninjas...so he split himself into separate clones...proceeded to kick their collective asses, and decided that he enjoyed watching himself have sex so much that he kept 3 of his clones around...the rest he consumed in a rich and hearty gravy.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard invented the electronic timecard...because he really just likes to fuck with the workin' man.
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  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Stone Gossard wears A-1 Steak Sauce as cologne to attract neighborhood dogs for the sole purpose of kicking them in the face.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    TrixieCat wrote:
    A long time ago I wondered what Stone Gossard would think of all this.
    I always had a back-of-the-mind-sneaking-suspicion that failed was Stone. lol

    If I were Stone, I would think it was hysterical. But Stone, if you are privvy to this and you are offended, I will give more money to help out Mr Leatherback.


    Stone Gossard wanted to support Mr. Leatherback because of that one night he spent with him back in the wild summer of '96...Stone Gossard couldn't post on this message board - when he types he is so fast that he melts keyboards...
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard tried to convert to Judaism...but decided against it when he was told that he wouldn't get to go to vacation bible school...Stone likes the nuns...mmmmmmm habits.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard trick or treats on July 31st in order to get the best candies.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once visited Puerto Rico, they have asked that he not return until they can bolster their rum supplies.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard wears bunny ears to sleep...his beloved grandma used to tell the young Stoney to "bounce off to bed little rabbit" this is how he remembers her.

    (aaaaaaawwwww)
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone doesn't drink coffee in the morning; listening to "You're the Best" from The Karate Kid Soundtrack starts his day off right.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard leaves post-it note love notes to his gardener tacked to his lawn mower...he isn't in love with him - he just likes to spread his immense sexual charisma onto a less well-endowed individual.
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once fucked a dung beetle...it wasn't on a bet, and to be honest, it is the reason that Eddie has to sleep with a can of "Raid" and a night light...
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  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Stone Gossard once made a sex toy using spam, a block of unadulterated beeswax, and a plunger. He called it the Tinky Goss and it is illegal everywhere except Amsterdam.
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  • electronblue
    electronblue Posts: 3,502
    Stone Gossard can reach an e-bow from anywhere...~
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    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


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