yeah but don't let your guard down watch the kids when they are outside but you know that allready, anyway if he /she keeps coming back i would change my deodarant probably attracted to you cory you hot hick ......h he he ..
haha...I guess I truly do have animal magnetism.
He brushed against me and gave me a look like "Can I fucking help you with something?"
At least he won't get in my attic and leave piss stains on my ceiling. Fucking raccoons:mad:
He brushed against me and gave me a look like "Can I fucking help you with something?"
At least he won't get in my attic and leave piss stains on my ceiling. Fucking raccoons:mad:
you must ,yeah they don't like attics as much as the coons they like the hole's better so dont bend down in front of this monster .....he will bang you like a screen door in a hurricane in florida ....
you must ,yeah they don't like attics as much as the coons they like the hole's better so dont bend down in front of this monster .....he will bang you like a screen door in a hurricane in florida ....
"Hey dude, why are you walking funny? Twist your knee?"
"No man. I got raped by a fox with a giant walrus dong."
Alright, we had the condor, the raccoon, and now this.....
I walk outside to get my digital camera out of the front seat of my truck. I feel a brush against my leg but we have cats next door that go through our garbage so I didn't pay attention to it. I close the door and standing in front of me looking me in the eyes is a fucking FOX. He has a lot of gray hairs and I could tell his eyes were cloudy so he was probably pretty old. I swear to God I don't live near a zoo. Anyway, should I attempt to kill this thing or just leave the old fella alone? By the way, I'm a shitty animal trapper.
This is a true story.
A Gray Fox.........cool.....you might be right about his age or health.....generally not real keen about being around us hairless apes......who knows...he might have been somebody's pet once upon a time.
All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
A Gray Fox.........cool.....you might be right about his age or health.....generally not real keen about being around us hairless apes......who knows...he might have been somebody's pet once upon a time.
He seemed harmless. That's generally what somebody says before they get their asshole bit off by a wild animal.
He could have very easily bitten me. I never saw him. I guess you could say he was precious. I have a dog pen I could put him in.
Ohh, and fuck bats....they give me the heebie jeebies....I'm on a roll with my old school references today:)
aww no dog pen, he should be free. although if he snuck up on you like that he's like a ninja fox. which is freaking AWESOME. so no killing it. unless he does assbang you. and doesn't call the next day
i've never seen a bat in teh wild before, and where i work is an urban setting so where the heck the bat came from is beyond me. geezoinks! (that's shaggy circa 1913)
aww no dog pen, he should be free. although if he snuck up on you like that he's like a ninja fox. which is freaking AWESOME. so no killing it. unless he does assbang you. and doesn't call the next day
i've never seen a bat in teh wild before, and where i work is an urban setting so where the heck the bat came from is beyond me. geezoinks! (that's shaggy circa 1913)
Being assbanged and not getting a follow up phone call is unforgivable in my book;)
You're right, I shouldn't lock his old ass up. Unless I can prove that he is in fact, a ninja fox, then I could charge people to come a see him.
has anybody else in the neighborhood seen it? do you live near the woods?
rare ninja fox on display would be prodigiosus (20 B.C.)
There are some woods along the back of my house but not a lot. We live in the center of the city. I don't think my neighbors have seen it. We live on a cove with 4 houses. I find it to be _____________ <
Charlie Chaplin silent movie quote circa 1920's.
There are some woods along the back of my house but not a lot. We live in the center of the city. I don't think my neighbors have seen it. We live on a cove with 4 houses. I find it to be _____________ <
Charlie Chaplin silent movie quote circa 1920's.
that is so weird, i wonder where it came from!
and FYI dear, that was a misquote. _________ ___ __'_ (marcel marceau, RIP) *pouring invisible 40*
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haha...I guess I truly do have animal magnetism.
He brushed against me and gave me a look like "Can I fucking help you with something?"
At least he won't get in my attic and leave piss stains on my ceiling. Fucking raccoons:mad:
Why would you start was has no end?
you must ,yeah they don't like attics as much as the coons they like the hole's better so dont bend down in front of this monster .....he will bang you like a screen door in a hurricane in florida ....
"Hey dude, why are you walking funny? Twist your knee?"
"No man. I got raped by a fox with a giant walrus dong."
Why would you start was has no end?
now i just spit cofee all over the monitor ha ha ha yeah .....watch that fox
He seemed harmless. That's generally what somebody says before they get their asshole bit off by a wild animal.
Why would you start was has no end?
you should kill it... then wear it on your head and walk around your neighborhood yelling
COME ON OUT YOU PUSSY 'COON!!!!! LET'S FINISH THIS!!!!
That raccoon is a smart ass. In the end, I will hunt him down and destroy him.
I may take the fox in as a pet. He seemed swell <
I went back to 1951 for the word "swell"
Why would you start was has no end?
you should name him Mop
as in Foxy Mop
^^^^
i went to the sweat on my left nut for that humor
You have funny balls.
Why would you start was has no end?
i love foxes, they are neat critters. swell even....and i still use the word swell sometimes. i kick it olde school
maybe it just wandered out and will go back to whence it came. better than the rabid bat that has been reported by my work last week lol
He could have very easily bitten me. I never saw him. I guess you could say he was precious. I have a dog pen I could put him in.
Ohh, and fuck bats....they give me the heebie jeebies....I'm on a roll with my old school references today:)
Why would you start was has no end?
i've never seen a bat in teh wild before, and where i work is an urban setting so where the heck the bat came from is beyond me. geezoinks! (that's shaggy circa 1913)
Yeah I agree. They taste funny too.
Being assbanged and not getting a follow up phone call is unforgivable in my book;)
You're right, I shouldn't lock his old ass up. Unless I can prove that he is in fact, a ninja fox, then I could charge people to come a see him.
That would be groovy (1960's)
Why would you start was has no end?
has anybody else in the neighborhood seen it? do you live near the woods?
rare ninja fox on display would be prodigiosus (20 B.C.)
There are some woods along the back of my house but not a lot. We live in the center of the city. I don't think my neighbors have seen it. We live on a cove with 4 houses. I find it to be _____________ <
Charlie Chaplin silent movie quote circa 1920's.
Why would you start was has no end?
and FYI dear, that was a misquote. _________ ___ __'_ (marcel marceau, RIP) *pouring invisible 40*
Well I'll be _____ ______. New York City mime 1986.
chiqui + cory = trendsetters;)
Why would you start was has no end?
those NYC mimes have the filfithiest mouths. and don't get me started on their boxes
and damn skippy we set trends (where did damn skippy come from anyway?)
Skippy came from his father's penis originally.....Cory 2007
Why would you start was has no end?
hahaha yeah!
This was one funny thread. Could use the laugh.
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