A bird with arms

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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    josevolution wrote:
    damm now i miss cory & really all the banned people ...:(

    There are places where you can not miss them so much jose. :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,822
    Jeanie wrote:
    There are places where you can not miss them so much jose. :)

    i'm sure but i prefer it here no time for another board :D
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • wolfbear
    wolfbear Posts: 3,965
    josevolution wrote:
    damm now i miss cory & really all the banned people ...:(
    I know. It seems that it's mostly in the "off" season that people get banned; not much else to talk about so the "fun" people make "stupid" threads and get the boot. I think it's all in good fun though and I enjoy them. Then there are the MT people that get the boot for being too emphatic. I truly enjoy them all though. Even if I disagree, it's still good for discussion. :) I have to say though to give the mods a nod, that I wouldn't like their job. :)
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,822
    wolfbear wrote:
    I know. It seems that it's mostly in the "off" season that people get banned; not much else to talk about so the "fun" people make "stupid" threads and get the boot. I think it's all in good fun though and I enjoy them. Then there are the MT people that get the boot for being too emphatic. I truly enjoy them all though. Even if I disagree, it's still good for discussion. :) I have to say though to give the mods a nod, that I wouldn't like their job. :)


    agreed ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    josevolution wrote:
    i'm sure but i prefer it here no time for another board :D

    haha! :D Well that's true enough! Lot goes on around here! :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    wolfbear wrote:
    I know. It seems that it's mostly in the "off" season that people get banned; not much else to talk about so the "fun" people make "stupid" threads and get the boot. I think it's all in good fun though and I enjoy them. Then there are the MT people that get the boot for being too emphatic. I truly enjoy them all though. Even if I disagree, it's still good for discussion. :) I have to say though to give the mods a nod, that I wouldn't like their job. :)

    me either. :)
    NOPE!!!

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  • noisy mind
    noisy mind Posts: 65
    This...

    ...is HILARIOUS and should be preserved for all time!

























    I hate fucking raccoons
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    noisy mind wrote:
    This...

    ...is HILARIOUS and should be preserved for all time!



    I hate fucking raccoons

    :D Oh well I'm more than happy to bump it from time to time.

    You and cory would get along well together then because he HATES coons. :D
    NOPE!!!

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    The currents will shift
  • noisy mind
    noisy mind Posts: 65
    Jeanie wrote:
    You and cory would get along well together then because he HATES coons. :D

    Pity I missed knowing him...he is a riot!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    noisy mind wrote:
    Pity I missed knowing him...he is a riot!

    He is a riot. But he still owes me money for his ball implants. He's walking around with cahones paid for by me!


    True Story
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    noisy mind wrote:
    Pity I missed knowing him...he is a riot!

    He's around. I'm sure if you poke about on the internets you'll find him. :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

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    The currents will shift
  • faithful227
    faithful227 Posts: 352
    Funniest thread I've read in long long time.

    Made my night :)
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  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    my god!! i have not laughed so hard in ages!!

    wish he was here, this board could use a few laughs.
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    This thread is hilarious!!

    I read the whole thing and it was too funny!! :p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    I needed a laugh today at work and tried to find this thread but it eluded me. I'm happy to see it now :D It is awesomely awesome!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    PJPixie wrote:
    I needed a laugh today at work and tried to find this thread but it eluded me. I'm happy to see it now :D It is awesomely awesome!!

    It's too funny isn't it? :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • noisy mind
    noisy mind Posts: 65
    raccoon2.jpg
  • acoustic guy
    acoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    cory wrote:
    I go to get breakfast this morning and sit down inside my truck and look out my window as I turned my key. I then realized that there are some species of birds that have to have arms as well as wings. Otherwise there would be no way to explain the record setting amount of bird shit that was left on my windshield.

    What I imagine happening is that a condor ate an eagle and then landed on my hood. He then lifted his wings and used his arms to spread his butthole open to drop the 5 gallon bucket of egg nog across my freshly washed truck.

    Be careful out there. Some animals have no respect for other's property.

    If you see a condor with an abnormally large anal cavity, that's the one that got me.
    I just spit up my ice cream hahahahahahahaha LMAO!!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • PJPixie
    PJPixie Posts: 3,026
    This is one of my favorite THREADS OF ALL TIME! Glad to see it's back!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • libragirl
    libragirl Posts: 4,632
    ha....

    this was a good one. I miss cory.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.

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