A bird with arms

South of Seattle

cory wrote:

A silencer requires threading the inside of the barrel, buying the attachment itself, and answering a LOT of questions as to why I would want to modify my gun like that.

That's why I threw in the pillow idea

BTW thanks to the rain the last few days(surprise), the Condor Omelette has half washed off my hood.

Human Tide

I need to know how this one ends....I'm hooked.

Jeanie

Human Tide wrote:

I need to know how this one ends....I'm hooked.

Me too!! It's better than Bold & The Beautiful!!!

cory

Oh my God yall........I get so tired of coming back here with no news, but I've been too busy the past couple of nights to hunt for the devil's masked creation.

As it turns out, my trap hasn't been getting sprung because it was squirrels taking the food, and not the racoon. So, their lightweight asses weren't setting the trap. I feel like a complete dick face. Shut up Lou:)

Anyway, my only option is to pay someone to do it. I swear after he's caught, I will have pictures made of me beside him in the cage. I may hang my nuts out of my pants just out of his reach. I probably couldn't post that on here, but if he got caught, it may be worth temporary banishment.

I'll try one more day to get a clean shot on him. If not, Thursday will be the day I give up.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

cory.....

you are a funny fucking guy.....

one of the few here who consistently cracks me up.........

Jeanie

cory wrote:

Oh my God yall........I get so tired of coming back here with no news, but I've been too busy the past couple of nights to hunt for the devil's masked creation.

As it turns out, my trap hasn't been getting sprung because it was squirrels taking the food, and not the raccoon. So, their lightweight asses weren't setting the trap. I feel like a complete dick face. Shut up Lou:)

Anyway, my only option is to pay someone to do it. I swear after he's caught, I will have pictures made of me beside him in the cage. I may hang my nuts out of my pants just out of his reach. I probably couldn't post that on here, but if he got caught, it may be worth temporary banishment.

I'll try one more day to get a clean shot on him. If not, Thursday will be the day I give up.

Man, I cannot believe the twists and turns of this story!! :rolleyes:
You gotta make yourself a coon skin hat with his mangy carcass!!
Good luck!!! Oh and I don't recommend the plan with your nuts! Frankly this sounds like the smartest, quickest, meanest raccoon on the planet. No point losing the family jewels to him as well as your dignity!

SPEEDY MCCREADY

cory wrote:

Oh my God yall........I get so tired of coming back here with no news, but I've been too busy the past couple of nights to hunt for the devil's masked creation.

As it turns out, my trap hasn't been getting sprung because it was squirrels taking the food, and not the racoon. So, their lightweight asses weren't setting the trap. I feel like a complete dick face. Shut up Lou:)

Anyway, my only option is to pay someone to do it. I swear after he's caught, I will have pictures made of me beside him in the cage. I may hang my nuts out of my pants just out of his reach. I probably couldn't post that on here, but if he got caught, it may be worth temporary banishment.

I'll try one more day to get a clean shot on him. If not, Thursday will be the day I give up.

personally....

before this is all over....

i think the racoon is gonna send you a picture of his NUTS.....

hehehehehe...........

Jeanie

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

personally....

before this is all over....

i think the racoon is gonna send you a picture of his NUTS.....

hehehehehe...........

LMAO!! Now why doesn't that idea surprise me?

cory

I keep waiting to come home from work one day, walk in the kitchen, and see the racoon sitting at my table eating some Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup and then asking me how my day was.

I would love to able to say "It was a great day. I looked at some houses, typed up some reports, ran over a racoon on Highway 412...I hope it was somebody you knew, and ummmmm, ohh yeah, I shot a racoon in the face who was sitting at my table eating soup."

Jeanie

cory wrote:

I keep waiting to come home from work one day, walk in the kitchen, and see the racoon sitting at my table eating some Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup and then asking me how my day was.

I would love to able to say "It was a great day. I looked at some houses, typed up some reports, ran over a racoon on Highway 412...I hope it was somebody you knew, and ummmmm, ohh yeah, I shot a racoon in the face who was sitting at my table eating soup."

Listen cory, if it's come down to this, you supporting the mongrel, then he can bloody well earn his keep!! I'd be sitting down and asking where my soup was and don't take none of that usual shit, lay down the law. You're providing the roof and the sustenance, he needs to have dinner waiting for you, on the table when you get home!!

bostonlou

Pearl Jam will tour the South before this Racoon is caught

maybe NYPJ1 could come over and try to pummel the coon with his crutches?

or AmentsChick could come over and step on his balls?




just trying to think outside the box here

meme

This thread made my day.

My house is for sale, so I have been working pretty much full time for the past two weeks to make it shiny, spotless, and inviting inside and out.
I have been hearing noises (yeah... voices in my heeeeaaad...) at night lately, like someone moving a heavy dresser in the attic.

And this morning, the confirmation, an enormous pile of shit on the roof over the porch just outside my bedroom window.

Assholes.

So I have a vested interest in how this goes cory.
I'll pay you the total depreciation of your house to kill my fucker if you succeed.

bostonlou

meme wrote:

This thread made my day.

My house is for sale, so I have been working pretty much full time for the past two weeks to make it shiny, spotless, and inviting inside and out.
I have been hearing noises (yeah... voices in my heeeeaaad...) at night lately, like someone moving a heavy dresser in the attic.

And this morning, the confirmation, an enormous pile of shit on the roof over the porch just outside my bedroom window.

Assholes.

So I have a vested interest in how this goes cory.
I'll pay you the total depreciation of your house to kill my fucker if you succeed.

sorry about that


i think it was the tacos

meme

bostonlou wrote:

sorry about that


i think it was the tacos

You come and clean that right out.
I got cory on you.

Jeanie

What's the update cory?

You managed to anihilate Rocky yet?

Figure you must be having this Memorial Day weekend thingy that everyone's referring to. Anyhoo, hope this weekend, you manage to get him.

Have a good one mate.

cory

Jeanie wrote:

What's the update cory?

You managed to anihilate Rocky yet?

Figure you must be having this Memorial Day weekend thingy that everyone's referring to. Anyhoo, hope this weekend, you manage to get him.

Have a good one mate.

I called a "pro" to come out and catch him. It's costs $100 for the first trip and then $30 per day until he's caught. His ass better get caught tonight is all I'm saying.

I hope to have pics added with me and Satan soon.

I find that to be a little expensive if it takes more than a few days. I haven't caught him in 2 weeks, so that's over $500 right there. All he did was put another trap in my attic.

Be on the lookout for a missing raccoon trapper who has money owed to him;)

Have a good weekend Jeanie.........ohhh, and the rest of you subscribers to my pain.

bostonlou

cory wrote:

I called a "pro" to come out and catch him. It's costs $100 for the first trip and then $30 per day until he's caught. His ass better get caught tonight is all I'm saying.

I hope to have pics added with me and Satan soon.

I find that to be a little expensive if it takes more than a few days. I haven't caught him in 2 weeks, so that's over $500 right there. All he did was put another trap in my attic.

Be on the lookout for a missing raccoon trapper who has money owed to him;)

Have a good weekend Jeanie.........ohhh, and the rest of you subscribers to my pain.

driving home last night there was a raccoon in the road

so i swerved and made a pancake out of him

pulled over

got out

went up to him and whispered

that's for cory

Jeanie

cory wrote:

I called a "pro" to come out and catch him. It's costs $100 for the first trip and then $30 per day until he's caught. His ass better get caught tonight is all I'm saying.

I hope to have pics added with me and Satan soon.

I find that to be a little expensive if it takes more than a few days. I haven't caught him in 2 weeks, so that's over $500 right there. All he did was put another trap in my attic.

Be on the lookout for a missing raccoon trapper who has money owed to him;)

Have a good weekend Jeanie.........ohhh, and the rest of you subscribers to my pain.

Hope your Memorial Day Weekend has been a blast cory.

What's the update on our little furry friend?

Has the damn trapper got him yet?

cory

Jeanie wrote:

Hope your Memorial Day Weekend has been a blast cory.

What's the update on our little furry friend?

Has the damn trapper got him yet?

Sad news everybody. I think the coon may have packed up and moved. The guy came over and set traps, I spent $160 for three days, and no sign of him. I don't hear him at night anymore. I haven't seen him in the yard or on the house in a few days. He doesn't come to the garage when I set food out. I'm really bummed about it because I wanted either catch him in the trap and set him in a full bathtub or shoot him. Either way, I was posting pics of him.

I'm sorry it ended this way. If this were a movie, people would boo and throw shit at the screen. The good thing is, he's gone....for now.

On the other hand, I did get to clean my garage this weekend. That completely sucked, but whatever.

Thanks for tuning in everyone. I couldn't have imagined a shittier ending to this thread.

Jeanie, I'll see you in other less crappy threads:)

Zanne

cory wrote:

Sad news everybody. I think the coon may have packed up and moved. The guy came over and set traps, I spent $160 for three days, and no sign of him. I don't hear him at night anymore. I haven't seen him in the yard or on the house in a few days. He doesn't come to the garage when I set food out. I'm really bummed about it because I wanted either catch him in the trap and set him in a full bathtub or shoot him. Either way, I was posting pics of him.

I'm sorry it ended this way. If this were a movie, people would boo and throw shit at the screen. The good thing is, he's gone....for now.

On the other hand, I did get to clean my garage this weekend. That completely sucked, but whatever.

Thanks for tuning in everyone. I couldn't have imagined a shittier ending to this thread.

Jeanie, I'll see you in other less crappy threads:)

Er, didn't you put antifreeze out for him? If he drank up some of that, he's prolly dead from kidney failure out in the sticks somewhere. He got the last laugh, tho.. You paid some asshole $160.00 to kill him whe he was already dead!