A bird with arms

chiquimonkey

cory wrote:

"Hey dude, why are you walking funny? Twist your knee?"

"No man. I got raped by a fox with a giant walrus dong."

i just called in sick to work. and damn myself for not using this reason :( *tear*

i love foxes, they are neat critters. swell even....and i still use the word swell sometimes. i kick it olde school

maybe it just wandered out and will go back to whence it came. better than the rabid bat that has been reported by my work last week lol

cory

chiquimonkey wrote:

i just called in sick to work. and damn myself for not using this reason :( *tear*

i love foxes, they are neat critters. swell even....and i still use the word swell sometimes. i kick it olde school

maybe it just wandered out and will go back to whence it came. better than the rabid bat that has been reported by my work last week lol

He could have very easily bitten me. I never saw him. I guess you could say he was precious. I have a dog pen I could put him in.

Ohh, and fuck bats....they give me the heebie jeebies....I'm on a roll with my old school references today:)

chiquimonkey

cory wrote:

He could have very easily bitten me. I never saw him. I guess you could say he was precious. I have a dog pen I could put him in.

Ohh, and fuck bats....they give me the heebie jeebies....I'm on a roll with my old school references today:)

aww no dog pen, he should be free. although if he snuck up on you like that he's like a ninja fox. which is freaking AWESOME. so no killing it. unless he does assbang you. and doesn't call the next day

i've never seen a bat in teh wild before, and where i work is an urban setting so where the heck the bat came from is beyond me. geezoinks! (that's shaggy circa 1913)

bostonlou

cory wrote:

You have funny balls.

Yeah I agree. They taste funny too.

cory

chiquimonkey wrote:

aww no dog pen, he should be free. although if he snuck up on you like that he's like a ninja fox. which is freaking AWESOME. so no killing it. unless he does assbang you. and doesn't call the next day

i've never seen a bat in teh wild before, and where i work is an urban setting so where the heck the bat came from is beyond me. geezoinks! (that's shaggy circa 1913)

Being assbanged and not getting a follow up phone call is unforgivable in my book;)

You're right, I shouldn't lock his old ass up. Unless I can prove that he is in fact, a ninja fox, then I could charge people to come a see him.

That would be groovy (1960's)

chiquimonkey

cory wrote:

Being assbanged and not getting a follow up phone call is unforgivable in my book;)

You're right, I shouldn't lock his old ass up. Unless I can prove that he is in fact, a ninja fox, then I could charge people to come a see him.

That would be groovy (1960's)

it's just impolite is what it is.

has anybody else in the neighborhood seen it? do you live near the woods?

rare ninja fox on display would be prodigiosus (20 B.C.)

cory

chiquimonkey wrote:

it's just impolite is what it is.

has anybody else in the neighborhood seen it? do you live near the woods?

rare ninja fox on display would be prodigiosus (20 B.C.)

There are some woods along the back of my house but not a lot. We live in the center of the city. I don't think my neighbors have seen it. We live on a cove with 4 houses. I find it to be _____________ <

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Charlie Chaplin silent movie quote circa 1920's.

chiquimonkey

cory wrote:

There are some woods along the back of my house but not a lot. We live in the center of the city. I don't think my neighbors have seen it. We live on a cove with 4 houses. I find it to be _____________ <

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Charlie Chaplin silent movie quote circa 1920's.

that is so weird, i wonder where it came from!

and FYI dear, that was a misquote. _________ ___ __'_ (marcel marceau, RIP) *pouring invisible 40*

cory

chiquimonkey wrote:

that is so weird, i wonder where it came from!

and FYI dear, that was a misquote. _________ ___ __'_ (marcel marceau, RIP) *pouring invisible 40*

Well I'll be _____ ______. New York City mime 1986.

chiqui + cory = trendsetters;)

chiquimonkey

cory wrote:

Well I'll be _____ ______. New York City mime 1986.

chiqui + cory = trendsetters;)

:eek:

those NYC mimes have the filfithiest mouths. and don't get me started on their boxes

and damn skippy we set trends (where did damn skippy come from anyway?)

cory

chiquimonkey wrote:

:eek:

those NYC mimes have the filfithiest mouths. and don't get me started on their boxes

and damn skippy we set trends (where did damn skippy come from anyway?)

Skippy came from his father's penis originally.....Cory 2007

norm

get a trampoline

chiquimonkey

cory wrote:

Skippy came from his father's penis originally.....Cory 2007

now i want peanut butter

cutback wrote:

get a trampoline

hahaha yeah!

bostonlou

i usually put peanut butter on my monkey and then have the dog lick it off

Jeanie

actually, bump.

This was one funny thread. Could use the laugh.

To absent friends!

josevolution

Jeanie wrote:

actually, bump.

This was one funny thread. Could use the laugh.

To absent friends!

cheers cheers nice of you to make it come alive again ,let me know if you still need me ? ....:)

in_hiding79

Cheers!!

Jeanie

josevolution wrote:

cheers cheers nice of you to make it come alive again ,let me know if you still need me ? ....:)

Yeah, I thought we could use the laugh.

How could a girl not need you jose?

josevolution

Jeanie wrote:

Yeah, I thought we could use the laugh.

How could a girl not need you jose?

damm now i miss cory & really all the banned people ...:(

Jeanie

in_hiding79 wrote:

Cheers!!

It's comic genius isn't it!