A bird with arms

CJMST3K

cory wrote:

If you see a condor with an abnormally large anal cavity, that's the one that got me.

...and a condor I'd like to get to know....

Jeanie

So cory, just curious, but can't you poison the racoon?

Feed him some lovely last supper laced with something deadly? Then just clean up the corpse?

Oh and about the birds, they don't have asses, they're called cloacas.:D

You can read all about it on the eggs thread!!

Pearler

Cory, did you park under a tree ?

cory

Jeanie wrote:

So cory, just curious, but can't you poison the racoon?

Feed him some lovely last supper laced with something deadly? Then just clean up the corpse?

Oh and about the birds, they don't have asses, they're called cloacas.:D

You can read all about it on the eggs thread!!

Jeanie, you can poison it with anti-freeze. You run the risk of not knowing he's dead until it starts decomposing in your attic. Besides, I want the satisfaction in contributing to its demise. The poison is definitely on stand by.

Pearler, I live in the central part of the city, but my lot is 1.6 acres and lined with all kinds of trees like pine, oak, magnolia, and not to mention the other shrubs, flowers, etc....I hate it.

The racoon has finally done it. He broke into my house last night through the light fixture in my kids' bathroom. We didn't hear it when it happened because we were alseep downstairs. This morning, we heard water running. This motherfucker had turned the faucet on to get a drink. He left paw prints all over my drywall. I think he also took my car keys because I can't find them anywhere (I probably can't prove that one though).

Jeanie

cory wrote:

Jeanie, you can poison it with anti-freeze. You run the risk of not knowing he's dead until it starts decomposing in your attic. Besides, I want the satisfaction in contributing to its demise. The poison is definitely on stand by.

Surely you are so used to seeing him everyday cory that if he doesn't appear, you'll know to look in the attic and finish him off if you have to?
Anti freeze doesn't sound like much fun though! :eek:
Nor does the stench of him decomposing in your attic!! I don't envy you this game at all cory.

cory wrote:

The racoon has finally done it. He broke into my house last night through the light fixture in my kids' bathroom. We didn't hear it when it happened because we were alseep downstairs. This morning, we heard water running. This motherfucker had turned the faucet on to get a drink. He left paw prints all over my drywall. I think he also took my car keys because I can't find them anywhere (I probably can't prove that one though).

Is it just me or is this starting to sound like Caddyshack???? :D:D

cory

I am taking photos for future documentation so all of you can be privy to this bullshit.

True Story.

Jeanie

cory wrote:

I am taking photos for future documentation so all of you can be privy to this bullshit.

True Story.

Oh I believe you cory! And I can't wait to see the pics!!
Specially the one of you in the coon hat you're gonna make for yourself!!

South of Seattle

Cory, might I make a suggestion? Buy a silencer attachment for the gun and cough very loud when firing.

Also I think that bird has migrated to Oregon so you have no worries anymore.
I may have to take a picture later, once he defacates on my vehicle.

imspinnin

You and Jeanie sound bored, you guys should get together:rolleyes:

Jeanie

imspinnin wrote:

You and Jeanie sound bored, you guys should get together:rolleyes:

Well not that that isn't an excellent suggestion spinnin.
And cory is a cutie, however I am otherwise spoken for. As is cory.
I'd never cut his good lady wife's lunch.
And I'd never cheat on my sweetie either.

So unless you're suggesting we go hunt coon together, guess I'm still bored here!

cory

Here is the Wild Kingdom-like environment I live in. It also explains why I have chimps and zebras frequent my property from time to time. The last few pics are of my kids bathroom where the coon got inside last night.

And South of Seattle, be careful. That condor has the wing span of a basketball court and can produce enough egg nog to supply an office Christmas party.

Ohh, and the second pic (close up of the roof in the center) is where he gets in the house.

Jeanie

cory wrote:

Here is the Wild Kingdom-like environment I live in. It also explains why I have chimps and zebras frequent my property from time to time. The last few pics are of my kids bathroom where the coon got inside last night.

And South of Seattle, be careful. That condor has the wing span of a basketball court and can produce enough egg nog to supply an office Christmas party.

Ohh, and the second pic (close up of the roof in the center) is where he gets in the house.

OMG!!!! I can't believe all those paw prints on the plaster!!! You gotta set a camera up and film the little bugger!! I gotta see how he does that!!

Nice house btw cory.

josevolution

cory wrote:

Here is the Wild Kingdom-like environment I live in. It also explains why I have chimps and zebras frequent my property from time to time. The last few pics are of my kids bathroom where the coon got inside last night.

And South of Seattle, be careful. That condor has the wing span of a basketball court and can produce enough egg nog to supply an office Christmas party.

Ohh, and the second pic (close up of the roof in the center) is where he gets in the house.

damm i have to wait to view these picts cory i'm at work this system blocks them oh well still no jail time for the bandit maybe today will be the day...

cory

I was gonna try to be humane about it and trap the coon but he crossed the line by coming in the house.

I've decided to treat his ass to a little Prestone anti-freeze and then find him after he dies in a day or so.

And no, we don't eat fucking racoon soup in West Tennessee. Don't confuse us with East TN.

Jeanie

cory wrote:

I was gonna try to be humane about it and trap the coon but he crossed the line by coming in the house.

I've decided to treat his ass to a little Prestone anti-freeze and then find him after he dies in a day or so.

And no, we don't eat fucking racoon soup in West Tennessee. Don't confuse us with East TN.

So let us know when you've got him cory. I mean I know he's been a true pest and the bane of your existence, but I kinda admire the little fella his tenacity. Actually, he's kinda taken on mythical status. I'm wondering if the anti freeze will even slow him down or if he'll be laughing at you from the attic for the rest of your days!! :eek:

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cory wrote:

I was gonna try to be humane about it and trap the coon but he crossed the line by coming in the house.

I've decided to treat his ass to a little Prestone anti-freeze and then find him after he dies in a day or so.

And no, we don't eat fucking racoon soup in West Tennessee. Don't confuse us with East TN.

I wouldn't want to eat Racoon Soup either despite being in East Tennessee :eek:.

cory

*TheirInvisibleCrown wrote:

I wouldn't want to eat Racoon Soup either despite being in East Tennessee :eek:.

College towns don't count....:)


Update: I set 2 bowls of Prestone out for him last night. It doesn't look like he drank out of either bowl.

This motherfucker's smart yall.

Jeanie

cory wrote:

College towns don't count....:)


Update: I set 2 bowls of Prestone out for him last night. I doesn't look like he drank out of either bowl.

This motherfucker's smart yall.

Did you make it tempting for him cory?

The other thing I have to ask is, was that the first time you'd ever left something out for him to eat or drink?

I'd be mixing up something yummy for him, and leaving it out for him for a coupla days, watching to see if he ate or drank from it and then add the poison. You gotta make friends with him to getting him to trust you enough to take what your offering. And you gotta make it appealing. He can probably smell the "poison" so mask it with something sweet like honey. I have no idea what coons eat but I'd be fixing him something "special".

South of Seattle

I predict Cory's neighbor will have a cat that dies of an unknown cause later in the week.

Jeanie

South of Seattle wrote:

I predict Cory's neighbor will have a cat that dies of an unknown cause later in the week.

Well not unless he climbs into the attic SoS!

And I reckon if the coon's up there the cats won't be going anywhere near it!