A bird with arms

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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    damm now i miss cory & really all the banned people ...:(

    There are places where you can not miss them so much jose. :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,258
    Jeanie wrote:
    There are places where you can not miss them so much jose. :)

    i'm sure but i prefer it here no time for another board :D
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • wolfbearwolfbear Posts: 3,965
    damm now i miss cory & really all the banned people ...:(
    I know. It seems that it's mostly in the "off" season that people get banned; not much else to talk about so the "fun" people make "stupid" threads and get the boot. I think it's all in good fun though and I enjoy them. Then there are the MT people that get the boot for being too emphatic. I truly enjoy them all though. Even if I disagree, it's still good for discussion. :) I have to say though to give the mods a nod, that I wouldn't like their job. :)
    "I'd rather be with an animal." "Those that can be trusted can change their mind." "The in between is mine." "If I don't lose control, explore and not explode, a preternatural other plane with the power to maintain." "Yeh this is living." "Life is what you make it."
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,258
    wolfbear wrote:
    I know. It seems that it's mostly in the "off" season that people get banned; not much else to talk about so the "fun" people make "stupid" threads and get the boot. I think it's all in good fun though and I enjoy them. Then there are the MT people that get the boot for being too emphatic. I truly enjoy them all though. Even if I disagree, it's still good for discussion. :) I have to say though to give the mods a nod, that I wouldn't like their job. :)


    agreed ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    i'm sure but i prefer it here no time for another board :D

    haha! :D Well that's true enough! Lot goes on around here! :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    wolfbear wrote:
    I know. It seems that it's mostly in the "off" season that people get banned; not much else to talk about so the "fun" people make "stupid" threads and get the boot. I think it's all in good fun though and I enjoy them. Then there are the MT people that get the boot for being too emphatic. I truly enjoy them all though. Even if I disagree, it's still good for discussion. :) I have to say though to give the mods a nod, that I wouldn't like their job. :)

    me either. :)
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • This...

    ...is HILARIOUS and should be preserved for all time!

























    I hate fucking raccoons
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    noisy mind wrote:
    This...

    ...is HILARIOUS and should be preserved for all time!



    I hate fucking raccoons

    :D Oh well I'm more than happy to bump it from time to time.

    You and cory would get along well together then because he HATES coons. :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Jeanie wrote:
    You and cory would get along well together then because he HATES coons. :D

    Pity I missed knowing him...he is a riot!
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    noisy mind wrote:
    Pity I missed knowing him...he is a riot!

    He is a riot. But he still owes me money for his ball implants. He's walking around with cahones paid for by me!


    True Story
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    noisy mind wrote:
    Pity I missed knowing him...he is a riot!

    He's around. I'm sure if you poke about on the internets you'll find him. :D
    NOPE!!!

    *~You're IT Bert!~*

    Hold on to the thread
    The currents will shift
  • Funniest thread I've read in long long time.

    Made my night :)
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    my god!! i have not laughed so hard in ages!!

    wish he was here, this board could use a few laughs.
    Peace, Love.


    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    This thread is hilarious!!

    I read the whole thing and it was too funny!! :p
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    I needed a laugh today at work and tried to find this thread but it eluded me. I'm happy to see it now :D It is awesomely awesome!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    PJPixie wrote:
    I needed a laugh today at work and tried to find this thread but it eluded me. I'm happy to see it now :D It is awesomely awesome!!

    It's too funny isn't it? :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • noisy mindnoisy mind Posts: 65
    raccoon2.jpg
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    cory wrote:
    I go to get breakfast this morning and sit down inside my truck and look out my window as I turned my key. I then realized that there are some species of birds that have to have arms as well as wings. Otherwise there would be no way to explain the record setting amount of bird shit that was left on my windshield.

    What I imagine happening is that a condor ate an eagle and then landed on my hood. He then lifted his wings and used his arms to spread his butthole open to drop the 5 gallon bucket of egg nog across my freshly washed truck.

    Be careful out there. Some animals have no respect for other's property.

    If you see a condor with an abnormally large anal cavity, that's the one that got me.
    I just spit up my ice cream hahahahahahahaha LMAO!!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    This is one of my favorite THREADS OF ALL TIME! Glad to see it's back!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    ha....

    this was a good one. I miss cory.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    a bump for those who don't know of cory's brilliance :D
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    I'm in tears reading this all over again, thank you for finding it!
    This has got to be my all time favorite thread..........EVER!!!
    The best use of Life is Love.
    The best expression of Love is Time.
    The best time to Love is Now.


    I'm never as good as when you're there.........
  • chimechime Posts: 7,838
    :D

    Good to see this thread again.
    So are we strangers now? Like rock and roll and the radio?
  • what a funny motherfucker :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • christ that was some funny shit...

    I don't think I laughed that much the first time I read it.
    My whole life
    was like a picture
    of a sunny day
    “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
    ― Abraham Lincoln
  • muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    just curious, what got him banned? was he allowed back?
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • muiren77 wrote:
    just curious, what got him banned? was he allowed back?
    my thread WARNING people about porn. and no he got a lifetime.


    please let him back, even if it means banning me
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • muiren77muiren77 Posts: 3,511
    my thread WARNING people about porn. and no he got a lifetime.


    please let him back, even if it means banning me



    oh man, that sucks!


    dtl10 - although it was your thread, don't feel guilty about it...we are free to post what we want but we just have to be careful not to post anything that the mods think worth banning...:)
    what is essential is invisible to the eye

    apparently, 07162056 is THE date...
  • PJPixie wrote:
    I'm in tears reading this all over again, thank you for finding it!
    This has got to be my all time favorite thread..........EVER!!!
    YES !!! me too.... I remember checking this thread fro an update on the racoon adventure daily:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    :lol::lol::lol:
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