A bird with arms

cory

Zanne wrote:

Er, didn't you put antifreeze out for him? If he drank up some of that, he's prolly dead from kidney failure out in the sticks somewhere. He got the last laugh, tho.. You paid some asshole $160.00 to kill him whe he was already dead!

He never drank any of it. I'm telling you, this raccoon is a REAL Ahnimus;)

Jeanie

cory wrote:

He never drank any of it. I'm telling you, this raccoon is a REAL Ahnimus;)

Got any anti freeze left??

Jeanie

cory wrote:

Sad news everybody. I think the coon may have packed up and moved. The guy came over and set traps, I spent $160 for three days, and no sign of him. I don't hear him at night anymore. I haven't seen him in the yard or on the house in a few days. He doesn't come to the garage when I set food out. I'm really bummed about it because I wanted either catch him in the trap and set him in a full bathtub or shoot him. Either way, I was posting pics of him.

I'm sorry it ended this way. If this were a movie, people would boo and throw shit at the screen. The good thing is, he's gone....for now.

On the other hand, I did get to clean my garage this weekend. That completely sucked, but whatever.

Thanks for tuning in everyone. I couldn't have imagined a shittier ending to this thread.

Jeanie, I'll see you in other less crappy threads:)

Bugger cory!! That is a bit of an anticlimax, but he's gone, so you musta done something right!!

Now if you get bored, I've got several neighbourhood cats that I'm looking to encourage to bugger off home at night time and stop pissing and squawking outside my bedroom window! Any suggestions?

AmentsChick

oh man! This thread is back again. :( :rolleyes:

cory

AmentsChick wrote:

oh man! This thread is back again. :( :rolleyes:

Note to self: Mail (1) live raccoon to a chick in San Diego.

Jeanie wrote:

Bugger cory!! That is a bit of an anticlimax, but he's gone, so you musta done something right!!

Now if you get bored, I've got several neighbourhood cats that I'm looking to encourage to bugger off home at night time and stop pissing and squawking outside my bedroom window! Any suggestions?

I just checked and confirmed that I am the worst catcher of animals in the history of ever. I might suggest a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves to be tied outside of your bedroom window.

Jeanie

cory wrote:

I just checked and confirmed that I am the worst catcher of animals in the history of ever. I might suggest a kangaroo wearing boxing gloves to be tied outside of your bedroom window.

Yeah, not so easy to do. Roos being protected natives and all.

Several people have suggested aspirin in milk, but apparently that kills them, and I don't want them dead, just want them to bugger off home at night time.

We've got a rather large brush tailed possum that gives them a run for their money, but I'm starting to think they've eaten him!. :eek:

Perhaps I should consider getting a Doberman for a few weeks?

cory

Alright, we had the condor, the raccoon, and now this.....

I walk outside to get my digital camera out of the front seat of my truck. I feel a brush against my leg but we have cats next door that go through our garbage so I didn't pay attention to it. I close the door and standing in front of me looking me in the eyes is a fucking FOX. He has a lot of gray hairs and I could tell his eyes were cloudy so he was probably pretty old. I swear to God I don't live near a zoo. Anyway, should I attempt to kill this thing or just leave the old fella alone? By the way, I'm a shitty animal trapper.

This is a true story.

josevolution

cory wrote:

Alright, we had the condor, the raccoon, and now this.....

I walk outside to get my digital camera out of the front seat of my truck. I feel a brush against my leg but we have cats next door that go through our garbage so I didn't pay attention to it. I close the door and standing in front of me looking me in the eyes is a fucking FOX. He has a lot of gray hairs and I could tell his eyes were cloudy so he was probably pretty old. I swear to God I don't live near a zoo. Anyway, should I attempt to kill this thing or just leave the old fella alone? By the way, I'm a shitty animal trapper.

This is a true story.

ok now this one you must let live .....

cory

josevolution wrote:

ok now this one you must let live .....

He didn't seem like he would get violent. Maybe it was his age. Does anybody know if they pose a threat to children? If so, I may have to try to kill it somehow. This of course means, he will survive.

josevolution

cory wrote:

He didn't seem like he would get violent. Maybe it was his age. Does anybody know if they pose a threat to children? If so, I may have to try to kill it somehow. This of course means, he will survive.

yeah but don't let your guard down watch the kids when they are outside but you know that allready, anyway if he /she keeps coming back i would change my deodarant probably attracted to you cory you hot hick ......h he he ..

cory

josevolution wrote:

yeah but don't let your guard down watch the kids when they are outside but you know that allready, anyway if he /she keeps coming back i would change my deodarant probably attracted to you cory you hot hick ......h he he ..

haha...I guess I truly do have animal magnetism.

He brushed against me and gave me a look like "Can I fucking help you with something?"

At least he won't get in my attic and leave piss stains on my ceiling. Fucking raccoons:mad:

josevolution

cory wrote:

haha...I guess I truly do have animal magnetism.

He brushed against me and gave me a look like "Can I fucking help you with something?"

At least he won't get in my attic and leave piss stains on my ceiling. Fucking raccoons:mad:

you must ,yeah they don't like attics as much as the coons they like the hole's better so dont bend down in front of this monster .....he will bang you like a screen door in a hurricane in florida ....

cory

josevolution wrote:

you must ,yeah they don't like attics as much as the coons they like the hole's better so dont bend down in front of this monster .....he will bang you like a screen door in a hurricane in florida ....

"Hey dude, why are you walking funny? Twist your knee?"

"No man. I got raped by a fox with a giant walrus dong."

josevolution

cory wrote:

"Hey dude, why are you walking funny? Twist your knee?"

"No man. I got raped by a fox with a giant walrus dong."

now i just spit cofee all over the monitor ha ha ha yeah .....watch that fox

tybird

cory wrote:

Alright, we had the condor, the raccoon, and now this.....

I walk outside to get my digital camera out of the front seat of my truck. I feel a brush against my leg but we have cats next door that go through our garbage so I didn't pay attention to it. I close the door and standing in front of me looking me in the eyes is a fucking FOX. He has a lot of gray hairs and I could tell his eyes were cloudy so he was probably pretty old. I swear to God I don't live near a zoo. Anyway, should I attempt to kill this thing or just leave the old fella alone? By the way, I'm a shitty animal trapper.

This is a true story.

A Gray Fox.........cool.....you might be right about his age or health.....generally not real keen about being around us hairless apes......who knows...he might have been somebody's pet once upon a time.

cory

tybird wrote:

A Gray Fox.........cool.....you might be right about his age or health.....generally not real keen about being around us hairless apes......who knows...he might have been somebody's pet once upon a time.

He seemed harmless. That's generally what somebody says before they get their asshole bit off by a wild animal.

bostonlou

i bet the raccoon sent him to mock you


you should kill it... then wear it on your head and walk around your neighborhood yelling

COME ON OUT YOU PUSSY 'COON!!!!! LET'S FINISH THIS!!!!

cory

bostonlou wrote:

i bet the raccoon sent him to mock you


you should kill it... then wear it on your head and walk around your neighborhood yelling

COME ON OUT YOU PUSSY 'COON!!!!! LET'S FINISH THIS!!!!

That raccoon is a smart ass. In the end, I will hunt him down and destroy him.

I may take the fox in as a pet. He seemed swell <

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I went back to 1951 for the word "swell"

bostonlou

cory wrote:

That raccoon is a smart ass. In the end, I will hunt him down and destroy him.

I may take the fox in as a pet. He seemed swell <

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I went back to 1951 for the word "swell"

you should name him Mop

as in Foxy Mop

^^^^
i went to the sweat on my left nut for that humor

cory

bostonlou wrote:

you should name him Mop

as in Foxy Mop

^^^^
i went to the sweat on my left nut for that humor

You have funny balls.