Best movie line

"Your man Christian is a cakeboy."

"A what?"

"He's a disco-dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket-holdin' friend of Dorothy - know what I'm sayin'?"

"Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box" - Goodfellas



O&A

"What are you going to do with those pies boys?" From Killer Klowns From Outer Space, my 6 year old son's favorite movie.

drivingrl wrote:

"Your man Christian is a cakeboy."

"A what?"

"He's a disco-dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket-holdin' friend of Dorothy - know what I'm sayin'?"

Nice one!

"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!" - Brodie Bruce, Mallrats

"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age." - Wooderson, Dazed and Confused

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president." – Will Hunting, Good Will Hunting

I watched Matt Damon on some talk show a few years ago and he was still able to recite this.

"I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead..." Danny Glover, Silverado

Yeeeeeee-haw!!

"That's All I Have To Say, about the war in Vietnam" - Forrest Gump

"leave the gun- take the canoli"
- the godfather

thats your home, u too good for your home

what u want him to piss your name on the wall

is that the guy with the old balls

Ok, This might be the funniest thing ive ever seen...If you havent seen this movie, immediately go rent it , smoke a joint, and kick back and enjoy....sbb

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7nqW2K1d-Jk