Best movie line

RainDog

Ah, film quotes. This one's maybe not the best, but it's been in my head for a while now:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost ..... in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die. " - Roy Batty, Blade Runner

And another cool line, from the same character:

"Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."

Scratchin a Letter

"Listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, who would not let... Listen you fuckers you screwheads, here's a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up."

-Taxi Driver

Dercheef

Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
"Team America"


Bullet Tooth Tony: You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
"Snatch"

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
"Snatch"

Tyler Durden: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
"Fight Club"

Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Narrator: What? In the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid.
"Fight Club"

Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?
Narrator: So you can breath.
Tyler Durden: Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows.
Narrator: That's, um... That's an interesting theory.
"Fight Club"

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
"Fight Club"

[on the way to Las Vegas]
Trent: They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?
Mike: Do you think we'll get there by midnight?
Trent: Baby, we're going to be up five hundy by midnight!
Mike: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!
Trent: Vegas baby! Vegas!
Mike: Vegas!
"Swingers"

harmless_little_f***

'I think I'm gonna pass out... cus of all the gayness'

Talladega Nights

NCBRI

"We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly"

"Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?"

"I work just as hard or harder than anybody on that stage. You know what I do? I connect. I get people off. I look for the guy who isn't getting off, and I make him get off. "


"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

norm

Anthony: Grace thinks I'm a failure.
Dignan: What? What has she ever accomplished in her life that's so great?

facepollution

From 'Go':

Ronna: I need a favor.

Todd: I didn't know we'd become such good friends. Because if we had, you'd know that I'd give head before I'd give favors and I don't even give my best friends head, so your chance of getting a favor is pretty fucking slim.

Tiny: "Im tellin you my mother's mother's mother was black!"

Marcus: "If you were any less black, you'd be clear"

Ridin The Wave

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."

-Fight Club

pjhawks

Ridin The Wave wrote:

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake."

-Fight Club

"you dick!" - Spicoli

"smoochie boochies" - Jay from Jay and Silent Bob

"who cried when Ole Yeller died? no one cried when Ole Yeller died, I balled my eyes out" - Bill Murray as John Winger in Stripes

"what do you call this one? I call this one...lunch - ewww avoid the green eyes, they're not ripe yet" - A Fish Called Wanda

"wanna fuck" - Body Heat

"let's win this one for all the small schools that never got a chance" - Hoosiers

"Thus endith the lesson" - Kevin Costner as Elliot Ness in The Untouchables

Sonja_S

Makes me feel like riverdancing - Willem Dafoe in Boondock Saints

C'est weird, eh? - Bon Cop, Bad Cop

IDgotI

Friom "Fog of War"

Errol Morris: Is it a bit like you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't?

Robert S. MacNamera: Yeah, that's right, and I'd rather be damned if I don't.

Todd76

"You make me want to be a better man" - As Good As It Gets

Terryible

"Yippee Kay Ya Mother fucker" Die Hard movies

murph83

"The human torch was denied a bank loan."

xscorcho

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" -- Bender

fyreguy73

Hey boy, what are you waiting for, he ain't going to bite you. (Platoon)

I know what your thinking, did I fire 6 shots or 5, well, do you feel lucky punk, well, do ya? (Dirty Harry)

Jeremy1012

"If I, Aguirre, want the birds to drop dead from the skies, then they will drop dead from the skies. I am the Wrath of God. The ground over which I pass sees me... and trembles" - Aguirre: The Wrath of God

Hitch-Hiker

Warriors, come out to Playeee - The Warriors
I hate manure! - Back to the Future

bacchanal

"were 10 minutes from the fucking fun park and you all wanna bail out....well this is no longer a vacation...its a quest...a quest for fun....you'll have so much fuckin fun you'll have to have surgery to wipe the smiles off your fuckin faces....PRAISE MARTY MOOSE!!!!!"
THE FUNNIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME...VACATION

Flagg

Do, or do not. There is no try.

~Yoda