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  • Boss302Boss302 Posts: 69
    "Now you's can't leave" - Bronx Tale

    "In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." fight club
    And you may see me today
    with an illegal smile
    it don't cost very much
    but it lasts a long while
    won't you please tell the man
    i didn't kill anyone
    i'm just tryin to have me some fun
  • "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." - Animal House
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • Dog LoyalDog Loyal Posts: 336
    Now here come two words for you: Shut The Fuck Up. (Midnight Run)
    The kids of today should defend themselves against the Seventies Nineties.
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    Turk: Say it!

    JD: I'm your biatch.
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • From Glengarry Glen Ross:

    Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going out.
    Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
    Blake: The leads are weak. The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years
    Moss: What's your name?
    Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
    Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name.
    I know we've been to Ohio and I know we've never been to Toledo, and i know i've never smiled while wearing a speedo.
    ~E.V.
  • From Glengarry Glen Ross:

    Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going out.
    Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
    Blake: The leads are weak. The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years
    Moss: What's your name?
    Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
    Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name.

    I love that movie. "Coffee is for closers."
    one foot in the door
    the other foot in the gutter
    sweet smell that they adore
    I think I'd rather smother
    -The Replacements-
  • From The Big Lebowski. The Dude is looking at a photo of the racially diverse "Little Lebowski Urban Achievers"

    Dude: These are?
    Brandt:These are Mr, Lebowski's children, so to speak.
    Dude: Different mothers?
    Brandt: No, um...
    Dude: So racially, he's pretty cool?





    Kill Bill Volume One. The legendary swordmaker has just finished his finest creation...

    Hatori Hanzo: I've completed doing, what I swore in an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I have created "something that kills people." And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If along your journey you encounter God, God will be cut. Yellow-haired warrior....go.
    The Bride: Domo.
    I love my female wife...
    we sit around and wonder exactly why our marriage should feel threatened by gay marriage
  • tooferztooferz Posts: 135
    i'm wearing an ape suit. that means I don't give a fuck. - big money hustla$

    but these go to 11 - spinal tap

    i said....put your mouth on the curb...now say good night - american history x

    we figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. why else would they be there unless they like to fuck? - dogma

    marijuana is not a drug. i used to suck dick for coke. now that's an addiction. you ever suck some dick for marijuana? - half baked

    do you know what nemesis means? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. - snatch
  • WesternskyWesternsky Posts: 363
    LOVE this movie. I watch it when I need to decompress... :)

    Dawson: Did you hear that O'Bannion flunked?
    Pink: Yeah, what a dumbshit.
    _____________________

    Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. . . You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
    _____________________

    Mitch: Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.
    Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher: It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. [shouts] Men! Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.
    Mitch: Okay.
    _____________________

    Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
    Clerks:
    "THIRTY SEVEN?????"

    "Including you?" Haaaahahahahaha... :D That scene always cracks me up.
  • kinetickinetic Posts: 148
    Nobody puts Baby in a corner. (Dirty Dancing)
    When you're married, you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.
  • tonadaxtonadax Posts: 594
    i think pacino and de niro have said the best movie lines ever...

    from carlitos way:
    - If I ever, I mean if I ever see you here again, you die.
    - It's who I am Gail, it's what I am. Right or wrong, I can't change that.
    - If you can't see the angles no more, you're in trouble.

    from taxi driver:
    - are u talkin´ to me.

    from scarface:
    - All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?"
    - say hello to my little friend.
    - This town it´s like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked.

    from casino:
    - Hey, be fuckin' nice. Calm. Be nice. Don't fuck up in here.
    - That's my business. That's what I do.
    - You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are?

    from sex and the city:
    - Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
    - The bad news is you're fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.
    - If you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized".
    - She has a lazy clitoris.
    - This is why I've never lived with a women. I want them out an hour after I climax.

    from jerry mcguire:
    - show me the money.
  • spongersponger Posts: 3,159
    Three Kings: "What is the problem with Michael Jackson?"
  • The Departed:
    "What's the matter, smartass, you don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare?"

    Dumb and Dumber:
    Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
    Harry: That's a special feeling Lloyd.


    Braveheart: (come on we all love this line :p)
    Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!!!


    The Shawshank Redemption:
    "That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you"


    And for Tv show gotta be from Futurama:
    Leela: Someone should teach you a lesson.
    Zapp Brannigan: Well, if it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
    Kif: Ugh..."Sexlexia".
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    that's no moon - obi wan kenobi, star wars.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    that's no moon - obi wan kenobi, star wars.

    If you destroy me now, I shall become more powerfull than you ever could imagine.

    You must do what you feel is right, of course.

    These are'nt the droids your looking for.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    If you destroy me now, I shall become more powerfull than you ever could imagine.

    You must do what you feel is right, of course.

    These are'nt the droids your looking for.

    oh yes a fellow star wars geek. :D


    LEIA: i love you
    HAN : i know.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    oh yes a fellow star wars geek. :D


    LEIA: i love you
    HAN : i know.

    If you only knew the power of the dark side.

    Your over confidence is your weakness.
    Your faith in your friends is yours.

    I'm not affraid.
    You will be, you will be.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    I'm not affraid.
    You will be, you will be.

    gotta love yoda.



    YODA(after luke tells him why hes come to the dagobah system):oohh jedi master.

    GRAND MOFF TARKIN: i'm afraid you're far too trusting.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • EraserheadEraserhead Stoke-on-Trent Posts: 2,918
    The whole Mystery Man conversation in Lost Highway:

    Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we.
    Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?
    Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember?
    Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure?
    Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
    Fred Madison: What do you mean? You're where right now?
    Mystery Man: At your house.
    Fred Madison: That's fucking crazy, man.
    Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    "You better put that blade away, or your not gonna believe whats happening, even while its happening.

    Clint Eastwood Baby!!!!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    Come on People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Its...............YO ADRIANE!!!!!!
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
    Sweep the Leg Johnny.
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    "Noooooooooooooooooooo, Bastard!"

    - Marty McFly as Doc gets shot in the mall parking lot in Back to the Future
  • PJPOWERPJPOWER In Yo Face Posts: 6,499
    "I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motha fucka, mutha fucka!"
    Samual L. Jackson- Pulp Fiction

    Didn't feel like brousing through all the posts to see if that one had been said yet :)
  • AllIAmAllIAm Posts: 1,309
    "Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says they love somebody....it means nothing. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. Thats the only thing that counts." - the last kiss

    "Whats your damage Heather?" - Heathers

    anything from fight club... really i can't choose

    You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? - goodfellas

    real genius:
    Susan: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
    Chris Knight: Not right now.
    susan: A girl has to have her standards

    Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift. - swingers

    Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice.
    Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment,"I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one. - closer
  • RyeGuyRyeGuy Posts: 215
    "you brought a poramian bowling man?"
    "Makes much more sense to live in the present tense." Ed Ved

    "No one cares about climbing stairs, Nothing at the top no more." Chris Cornell
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,832
    RockMan wrote:
    "you brought a poramian bowling man?"

    What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. It's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
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  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    I was wondering if you wouldn't mind marrying me too much - Rocky's marriage proposal to Adrianne
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • satansbedbugssatansbedbugs On Tour Posts: 2,412
    What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. It's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.


    OVER THE LINE !!!!!!!!! Im sorry smokey , you were over the line thats a foul. Mark it zero, next frame....Great fucking movie..
    *Marker in the Sand Fanclub * HNIC

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  • BrainofdzBrainofdz Posts: 1,617
    "Oh boy look at this hat, Its the worst hat I've ever seen, I'll bet ya buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup

    *turns and sees Judge Smails wearing the same hat*

    but it looks good on you though"

    Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack (and obviously it was all in the delivery)
    "Stunned by my own reflection, It's looking back, sees me too clearly and I swore I'd never go there again, Not unlike a friend that politely drags you down,down,down"

    When you see me on the street, yell out "FAVO!!!"

    I've been to alot of Pearl Jam shows;So fucking what.
  • kidatplaykidatplay Posts: 14
    Aurora: I just didn't want you to think I was like one of your other girls.
    Breedlove: Not much danger in that unless you curtsy on my face real soon.
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