Best movie line

tonadax

i think pacino and de niro have said the best movie lines ever...

from carlitos way:
- If I ever, I mean if I ever see you here again, you die.
- It's who I am Gail, it's what I am. Right or wrong, I can't change that.
- If you can't see the angles no more, you're in trouble.

from taxi driver:
- are u talkin´ to me.

from scarface:
- All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, you understand?"
- say hello to my little friend.
- This town it´s like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked.

from casino:
- Hey, be fuckin' nice. Calm. Be nice. Don't fuck up in here.
- That's my business. That's what I do.
- You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are?

from sex and the city:
- Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- The bad news is you're fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.
- If you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become "revirginized".
- She has a lazy clitoris.
- This is why I've never lived with a women. I want them out an hour after I climax.

from jerry mcguire:
- show me the money.

sponger

Three Kings: "What is the problem with Michael Jackson?"

invest-it-all

The Departed:
"What's the matter, smartass, you don't know any fuckin' Shakespeare?"

Dumb and Dumber:
Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling Lloyd.


Braveheart: (come on we all love this line )
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!!!


The Shawshank Redemption:
"That's the beauty of music. They can't take that away from you"


And for Tv show gotta be from Futurama:
Leela: Someone should teach you a lesson.
Zapp Brannigan: Well, if it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?
Kif: Ugh..."Sexlexia".

catefrances

that's no moon - obi wan kenobi, star wars.

reeferchief

catefrances wrote:

that's no moon - obi wan kenobi, star wars.

If you destroy me now, I shall become more powerfull than you ever could imagine.

You must do what you feel is right, of course.

These are'nt the droids your looking for.

catefrances

reeferchief wrote:

If you destroy me now, I shall become more powerfull than you ever could imagine.

You must do what you feel is right, of course.

These are'nt the droids your looking for.

oh yes a fellow star wars geek.


LEIA: i love you
HAN : i know.

reeferchief

catefrances wrote:

oh yes a fellow star wars geek.


LEIA: i love you
HAN : i know.

If you only knew the power of the dark side.

Your over confidence is your weakness.
Your faith in your friends is yours.

I'm not affraid.
You will be, you will be.

catefrances

reeferchief wrote:

I'm not affraid.
You will be, you will be.

gotta love yoda.



YODA(after luke tells him why hes come to the dagobah system):oohh jedi master.

GRAND MOFF TARKIN: i'm afraid you're far too trusting.

Eraserhead

The whole Mystery Man conversation in Lost Highway:

Mystery Man: We've met before, haven't we.
Fred Madison: I don't think so. Where was it you think we met?
Mystery Man: At your house. Don't you remember?
Fred Madison: No. No, I don't. Are you sure?
Mystery Man: Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.
Fred Madison: What do you mean? You're where right now?
Mystery Man: At your house.
Fred Madison: That's fucking crazy, man.
Mystery Man: Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead.

acoustic guy

"You better put that blade away, or your not gonna believe whats happening, even while its happening.

Clint Eastwood Baby!!!!

acoustic guy

Come on People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its...............YO ADRIANE!!!!!!

Corduroyboy

"Noooooooooooooooooooo, Bastard!"

- Marty McFly as Doc gets shot in the mall parking lot in Back to the Future

PJPOWER

"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motha fucka, mutha fucka!"
Samual L. Jackson- Pulp Fiction

Didn't feel like brousing through all the posts to see if that one had been said yet

AllIAm

"Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says they love somebody....it means nothing. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. Thats the only thing that counts." - the last kiss

"Whats your damage Heather?" - Heathers

anything from fight club... really i can't choose

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? - goodfellas

real genius:
Susan: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
susan: A girl has to have her standards

Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift. - swingers

Dan: I fell in love with her, Alice.
Alice: Oh, as if you had no choice? There's a moment, there's always a moment,"I can do this, I can give into this, or I can resist it", and I don't know when your moment was, but I bet there was one. - closer

RyeGuy

"you brought a poramian bowling man?"

Ledbetterman10

RockMan wrote:

"you brought a poramian bowling man?"

What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. It's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

The Waiting Trophy Man

I was wondering if you wouldn't mind marrying me too much - Rocky's marriage proposal to Adrianne

satansbedbugs

Ledbetterman10 wrote:

What do you mean brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. It's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

OVER THE LINE !!!!!!!!! Im sorry smokey , you were over the line thats a foul. Mark it zero, next frame....Great fucking movie..

Brainofdz

"Oh boy look at this hat, Its the worst hat I've ever seen, I'll bet ya buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup

*turns and sees Judge Smails wearing the same hat*

but it looks good on you though"

Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack (and obviously it was all in the delivery)

kidatplay

Aurora: I just didn't want you to think I was like one of your other girls.
Breedlove: Not much danger in that unless you curtsy on my face real soon.