Best movie line

norm

Last night, man, I was so drunk, I was calling Morocco, man. Trying to get to the Hotel Hilton at Tangiers in Casablanca, man. That's pathetic, man. Is that what you wanna do with your life? Suck down peppermint schnapps and try to call Morocco at 2:00 in the morning? That's senseless. But that's what happens, man.

- Mark Borchardt, American Movie

tarotvixen

Renault : Clear the room at once
Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Renault: I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
Croupier: Your winnings sir (hands Renault a big roll of bills)
Renault: Oh thank you very much. Everybody out at once!
--Casablanca

Reynaldo6

tooferz wrote:

"hey fuck ass gimme a beer"

"oh, fuck you! i'm not the rope-totin charlie bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost!"

"shut your fat ass, rayvie! i can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin into nine guys you've fucked!"

"me! me! i'm the guy! i know everyone! their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! i've got phone numbers, addresses! i know who they're fucking! i know where they live! we could kill everyone."

- boondock saints

some great quotes from the best movie ever. some other good ones.

"Ill tip her"
-Rocco

"Poor the drink you ferry f***"
-Agent Smecker

"I put evil men behind bars"
-Agent Smecker

Nothingbetter

"I'm your huckleberry." - Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday

"My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." - The Princess Bride

The Waiting Trophy Man

"Don't make me be the bad guy" - Joe Pesci, Casino

yosi1

White Goodman: There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

anotherclone

From various people in Shaun of the Dead:

"You've got red on you".

Drowned Out

Flagg wrote:

I've got a bad feeling about this.

~Just about everyone in Star Wars at one point or another.

you forgot the line that comes ten seconds later:
"We've got company!"

Pulp Fiction:
"aint no fuckin ball park either" or just about anything Jules says

Clerks:
"THIRTY SEVEN?????"
and
"what's your cat's name?"

"annoying customer"

I could go on forever with this...

daystar143

Flagg wrote:

I've got a bad feeling about this.

~Just about everyone in Star Wars at one point or another.

"It's not my fault." Han Solo, Lando Calrissian and me, on days when I'm trying to avoid my most recent screw up.

daystar143

tarotvixen wrote:

Renault : Clear the room at once
Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Renault: I am shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
Croupier: Your winnings sir (hands Renault a big roll of bills)
Renault: Oh thank you very much. Everybody out at once!
--Casablanca

"We'll always have Paris."

And is it really true that Rick never really says "Play it again, Sam?"

Boss302

"Now you's can't leave" - Bronx Tale

"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway." fight club

boxwine_in_hell

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." - Animal House

Dog Loyal

Now here come two words for you: Shut The Fuck Up. (Midnight Run)

Slip Kid

Turk: Say it!

JD: I'm your biatch.

absolutcilly

From Glengarry Glen Ross:

Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going out.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: The leads are weak. The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years
Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name.

boxwine_in_hell

absolutcilly wrote:

From Glengarry Glen Ross:

Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going out.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: The leads are weak. The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years
Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name.

I love that movie. "Coffee is for closers."

Pearls&Stones

From The Big Lebowski. The Dude is looking at a photo of the racially diverse "Little Lebowski Urban Achievers"

Dude: These are?
Brandt:These are Mr, Lebowski's children, so to speak.
Dude: Different mothers?
Brandt: No, um...
Dude: So racially, he's pretty cool?





Kill Bill Volume One. The legendary swordmaker has just finished his finest creation...

Hatori Hanzo: I've completed doing, what I swore in an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I have created "something that kills people." And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If along your journey you encounter God, God will be cut. Yellow-haired warrior....go.
The Bride: Domo.

tooferz

i'm wearing an ape suit. that means I don't give a fuck. - big money hustla$

but these go to 11 - spinal tap

i said....put your mouth on the curb...now say good night - american history x

we figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. why else would they be there unless they like to fuck? - dogma

marijuana is not a drug. i used to suck dick for coke. now that's an addiction. you ever suck some dick for marijuana? - half baked

do you know what nemesis means? a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. - snatch

Westernsky

LOVE this movie. I watch it when I need to decompress...

Dawson: Did you hear that O'Bannion flunked?
Pink: Yeah, what a dumbshit.
_____________________

Wooderson: Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. . . You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
_____________________

Mitch: Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.
Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher: It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle. [shouts] Men! Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.
Mitch: Okay.
_____________________

Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Drowned Out wrote:

Clerks:
"THIRTY SEVEN?????"

"Including you?" Haaaahahahahaha... That scene always cracks me up.

kinetic

Nobody puts Baby in a corner. (Dirty Dancing)