Best movie line

Uncle Leo

From Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
Principal: "I don't trust him as far as I can throw him."
Secretary: "With your bad back, you shouldn't be throwing anyone."

From The Princess Bride:
"There's not a lot of money in revenge."

From Reservoir Dogs:
"I'm Hungry. Let's get a taco."

From Dogma:
"No wonder he sees Jesus. Homie's rockin' the ganj!"

From Clueless:
"If anything happens to my daughter, I have a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you."

From Pulp Fiction:
"Yeah, well sewer rat may taste like pumkin pie, but I wouldn't know cuz I'd never eat the filthy mother fuckers."

"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' mother fucker, mother fucker."

Uncle Leo

Vedderfan10 wrote:

"I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead..." Danny Glover, Silverado

Yeeeeeee-haw!!

Reminds me a bit of another favorite from The Princess Bride:

Montoya: "You seem a good man. I hate to kill you."
Roberts: "You seem a good man. I hate to die."

tara

I'll Ride The Wave wrote:

Nice one!

"Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator!" - Brodie Bruce, Mallrats

"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age." - Wooderson, Dazed and Confused

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president." – Will Hunting, Good Will Hunting

I watched Matt Damon on some talk show a few years ago and he was still able to recite this.

nice ones, i've always loved that one from dazed and confused, and quote it all the time, my friends look at me like i'm a freak (i was going through a streak of younger men). i also like that one where he says something like 'man, i love them redheads', and the other dude says 'red's a good colour for you', maybe i'm biased though, being a redhead

Lizardjam

Be fair, alright, everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride - Mallrats

norm

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

tara

a compliment for us is a compliment for you

ten points to anyone who guesses, anyone?

bubbamackdaddy69

Those guys are right. You're money.
Mike: Then why won't she call?
Rob: She won't call because you left. She's got her own life to deal with and that's in New York. She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, but fuck her, man. You got to get on with your life. You've got to let go of the past Mikey, and when you do, the future is beautiful.

bubbamackdaddy69

cutback wrote:

I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

LOL........Chevy Chase !!

bubbamackdaddy69

Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?
Trent: No, baby, you're money.

not4u

jamainiac wrote:

That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good.

lol

im'a take a piss

olderman

"you were on a ship pardner. it's kinda hard to make contact with the people when you're floatin' in the fuckin' Gulf of Tonkin!!!!"

Riot_Rain

"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."

Men In Black


William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!

Almost Famous

illegal pants

'Let off some steam, Bennett'

Hitch-Hiker

Dude: I don't need Sympathy, I need my fucking Johnson!!!
Donny: What do you need that for Dude?

Byrnzie

The Deer Hunter-

Michael: You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.

Last Tango in Paris -

Jeanne: "What are we doing here?"
Paul: "Let's just say we're taking a flying fuck at a rolling donut".

Waking Life-

"The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving."

25th Hour -

Monty Brogan: "Well, fuck you, too. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky, whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, cheering the Bronx bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
[pause]... No. No, fuck you, Montgomery Brogan. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!"


La Haine -

Hubert: "Heard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each floor, he kept saying to reassure himself: So far so good... so far so good... so far so good. How you fall doesn't matter. It's how you land!"

Collin

Yeah. I know. I'm guilty. I understand that. I knew it was a crime but I did it anyway. Shit, why argue? I'm a fucking criminal.

fear and loathing

That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for?

Boondock Saints

suns rival

Stone Gossard: "Hi Janet."

Eddie Vedder: "A compliment for us, is a compliment for you."

Jeff Ament: "While we're young."

reeferchief

"You can trouble me for a glass of shut the hell up, now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep, read the name tag, you're in my world now grandma".

Hal - Happy Gillmore

And any by Chewbacca.

No Fear Of Falling

"It smells like Cypress Hill concert in here! I dont rent to these kind of people" - Grandmas Boy

soulsinging

Riot_Rain wrote:

William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!

ive got to agree that's a good one.