Best movie line

deadnote

"stop,freeze"

scream

Brainofdz

Max Fisher
"Thats a nice nurses uniform guy"
Luke Wilson character
"Actually, they're O.R. scrubs"
Max
"O......R they?"

boxwine_in_hell

acoustic guy wrote:

"You better put that blade away, or your not gonna believe whats happening, even while its happening.

Clint Eastwood Baby!!!!

Yes, best Eastwood line ever is...

Thug 1...."A man's gotta make a livin somehow."
Eastwood....."Dyin aint much of a livin boy."

BrinkofForever

1. "It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

2. "Yes. Well, I-I don't know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out... and then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou. There was always a million sparkles on the water... like that mountain lake. It was so clear, Jenny, it looked like there were two skies one on top of the other. And then in the desert, when the sun comes up, I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began. It's so beautiful."

3. "Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"

4. "No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work."

5. "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

10 bonus points to the person who can name what movies all five came from...

GRIMMY

Brink wrote:

1. "It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

2. "Yes. Well, I-I don't know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out... and then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou. There was always a million sparkles on the water... like that mountain lake. It was so clear, Jenny, it looked like there were two skies one on top of the other. And then in the desert, when the sun comes up, I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began. It's so beautiful."

3. "Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"

4. "No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work."

5. "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

10 bonus points to the person who can name what movies all five came from...

Blue?
Forest Gump?
Donnie Darko?
When Harry Met Sally?
Holy Grail?

AllIAm

Brink wrote:

1. "It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."

2. "Yes. Well, I-I don't know. Sometimes it would stop raining long enough for the stars to come out... and then it was nice. It was like just before the sun goes to bed down on the bayou. There was always a million sparkles on the water... like that mountain lake. It was so clear, Jenny, it looked like there were two skies one on top of the other. And then in the desert, when the sun comes up, I couldn't tell where heaven stopped and the earth began. It's so beautiful."

3. "Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"

4. "No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work."

5. "Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

10 bonus points to the person who can name what movies all five came from...

american beauty
forest gump
donnie darko
when harry met sally
monty python and the holy grail

EDIT: i see ive been beaten hehhe... but i think i got them all right

kinetic

Indiana Jones: Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?

Holy Grail: I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

O_G_D

MR. White Resivoir Dogs


"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize"

OR From Hardcore Anal Babes 3

"Cum on my face baby"

The Waiting Trophy Man

"Why don't you make like a tree, and leave". - Biff

GRIMMY

aBoxOfFear wrote:

"Why don't you make like a tree, and leave". - Biff

Its "make like a tree and get out out of here"...

The Waiting Trophy Man

GRIMMY wrote:

Its "make like a tree and get out out of here"...

HaHa! That's right.... ; )

Pearls&Stones

Brink wrote:

3. "Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"

I love "Donnie Darko." Another of my favorites (only in the director's cut, I believe...)

"I like rabbits, they're cute and they're horny"





And one from "The Godfather Part II" that I use a lot...

"Hyman Roth has been dying of the same heart attack for the last 20 years."

tellmesomethingtrue

my mother always told me that in this life you can be smart or pleasant
i was smart for many many years
i recommend pleasant

movie-harvey

chiquimonkey

some of my faves:

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."

-shawshank redemption

Joel: I don't see anything I don't like about you.
Clementine: But you will! But you will, and I'll get bored with you and feel trapped, because that's what happens with me.
Joel: Okay.
Clementine: Okay.
Joel: Okay.

- eternal sunshine of the spotless mind


General Murray: I can't make out whether you're a bloody madman or just half-witted.
T.E. Lawrence: I have the same problem, sir.

Tafas: [talking of Britain] Is that a desert country?
T.E. Lawrence: No: a fat country. Fat people.
Tafas: You are not fat?
T.E. Lawrence: No. I'm different.

- lawrence of arabia

Slim: You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

- to have and have not

pearljamfan99

"Is that gasoline I smell?" The Crow

Peace, J

Pearls&Stones

pearljamfan99 wrote:

"Is that gasoline I smell?" The Crow

Peace, J

I can't believe I posted in here twice already, but haven't put in my favorite line from "The Crow."

"Little things used to mean so much to Shelly. I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial."

NuclearTreeFrog

Warden Samuel Norton: I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank.

Red: [narrating] I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

District Attorney: And that also is very convenient, isn't it, Mr. Dufresne?
Andy Dufresne: Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly *inconvenient* that the gun was never found.

Red: [narrating] The first night's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in naked as the day you were born, skin burning and half blind from that delousing shit they throw on you, and when they put you in that cell... and those bars slam home... that's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.

Red: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized.
Heywood: Shit. I could never get like that.
Prisoner: Oh yeah? Say that when you been here as long as Brooks has.
Red: Goddamn right. They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyway.

Red: [narrating] I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

Red: [narrating] Andy Dufresne - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

soulsinging

"what are you doing? leave that poor family alone!"
*shoots at old lady*
"he said get back inside."
- gary oldman, the professional

"you and i have unfinished business."
"baby, you aint kiddin."
- kill bill

"shit man, i eat the pussy, i eat the butt, i eat every damn thing!"
- samuel l, true romance

""No, thanks"? What that mean, hmm? I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see, we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you, but I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from. See, if I ask if you want some dinner and you grab a' egg roll and start to chow down, I say to myself, this motherfucker, he's carryin' on like he ain't got a care. And who knows? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool is such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin'. He just sit down, watch my motherfuckin' tv. See? You ain't even sat down yet. And that TV over there... since you been in the room, there's a woman with her breastuses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me. Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties."
- gary oldman as drexl, true romance

that man is one of my all time fav actors.

vmfury

"Love is made by God. Ignore it and you will suffer as you cannot imagine."

Benzor

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIxOXxh0BF4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fmyspace%2Ecom%2Fben10c