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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MCKB is the only successful patient of a strapadichtomy... this is why she hasnt left the house in 8 years and is scared of dust
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if you eat exactly 17,256 red lentils then the next day your poo will be an pure replica of William Shatner melting a yacht
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Icarus never flew too close to the sun. He actually had a rare obsessive compulsive disorder which had him pluck his own feathers uncontrollably while flying. Daedalus just made up the story about the sun to avoid the embarrassment and harassment he was sure to face over his wacky son.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The ratio of females to males at an Indigo Girls concert is 20:1. The penis ratio is 10:1.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    William Shakespeare used to smoke the tendons of otters to relax... he also wrote all his plays using a nun's colllapsed hymen for ink
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Genghis Khan failed the second grade, twice.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    dunkman wrote:
    MCKB is the only successful patient of a strapadichtomy... this is why she hasnt left the house in 8 years and is scared of dust

    HA!!!!!!!! :D You're goin to hell for that one!
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    HA!!!!!!!! :D You're goin to hell for that one!


    thats the only post on this thread that is actually true :D:D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Hugh Hefner has a radio in the shape of breasts that has nipples for knobs. (In actuality it is just a playmate who sings when he gropes her, but no one wants to disappoint the old bastard).
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Al Capone gave over $3.9 billion to charitable causes... he also stole $3.91 billion from charitable causes
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    If you chew doublemint gum while having a three way with identical twins your head will explode. No pun intended.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    13% of men in Texas still use leaves to wipe.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,712
    mookie9999 wrote:
    13% of men in Texas still use leaves to wipe.
    87% of men in Texas still think the pages of the Sears' catalogue work.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    If you mix calamine lotion with fresh berries and a touch of yogurt you will have the most refreshing parfait in existence. You will also have the runs for a month.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    It is a little known fact that flaxseed oil is dried camel dung.
    I love to turn you on
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    73% of Reindeer have just glued sticks to their heads in a woeful attempt to fit in with the others
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    In 1965, the Milton Bradley company had to recall the first 25,000 copies of the Operation board game due to the controversial testicular tumor that you had to try and remove.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    MCKB is the only successful patient of a strapadichtomy... this is why she hasnt left the house in 8 years and is scared of dust

    Yeah. You made a joke like that before but I ignored it so best try it again, huh?

    :)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Yeah. You made a joke like that before but I ignored it so best try it again, huh?

    :)



    ooooooooo touchy :(



    MCKB is so scary that Pol Pot used to hide in a goat at the mere mention of her acronym.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    28% of the population of Australia do not have a natural "accent", they are forced to listen to Yahoo Serious in order to fake it for the tourism board.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.

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