Strange But Probably True

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  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Edward Norton has been approached to play Mr Bean in the new sequel, tentatively titled, Mr Bean is a C**t !
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,092
    they put a man on the moon but who really knows ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • deadnote
    deadnote Posts: 1,678
    when i go to heaven im gonna have lots of friends
    set your laughter free

    dreamer in my dream

    we got the guns

    i love you,but im..............callin out.........callin out
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,092
    we loose our hair on our heads and in turn it starts to grow out of our ears ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The character of Ronald McDonald was dreamed up by Ray Kroc after a night of binge drinking and performing reach arounds on the entire Rat Pack (sans Sammy Davis Jr).
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    it really is all about the o
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    The original slogan for Dunkin Donuts was: America Runs On Dunkin, We've Got Crisco In Our Veins and Corn Syrup In Our Arteries.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Johnny Cash was addicted to Vindaloo, that's where the song came from.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Oprah Winfrey can bench press 350lbs. if and only if you promise her 10 packs of Hostess Cupcakes after she's done.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Jerry Springer's penis is actually coiled, hence the surname.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if you type the word "dunkman" into the CIA's main computer then all of Tibet will be freed from tyranny... each citizen also receives a small leather glove.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    If you grate cheese in the buff, you can reduce the risk of lung cancer in small otters.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    if you collect all the ear wax from everyone on this forum you'd have enough to make a life-size replica of Burt Reynold's laugh
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Studies have shown that the same people who are allergic to latex gloves, are also afraid of eating bananas in public.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    the laws of gravity are really just suggestions
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    nuns are known to masturbate up to 117 times a night.. i know this from my own personal studies.. prisnon warders like wee scottish boys who wear geeky glasses to do bad stuff to them... i know this from my own personal studies
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    nuns are known to masturbate up to 117 times a night.. i know this from my own personal studies.. prisnon warders like wee scottish boys who wear geeky guys to do bad stuff to them... i know this from my own personal studies

    Sometimes... people have to squint their eyes at the screen and take wild guesses as to what dunkmans trying to say. ;)
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Sometimes... people have to squint their eyes at the screen and take wild guesses as to what dunkmans trying to say. ;)

    muahahahahaha!!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    failedpersephone wrote:
    muahahahahaha!!!

    myuhuhuhuh ha ha

    ;)
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    myuhuhuhuh ha ha

    ;)


    not many people know this is the exact same sound Kelly makes when i place her gagged and tied into my trunk... note the subtle difference between her muffled cries and Failedp's.. thats cos failedP gets her gag tied tighter... she also gets the backseat.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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