if you reverse a "muppet" and pull out the stuffing, you can; in an emergency, use said muppet as a flotation device, provided you are no where near a large body of water.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
not many people know this is the exact same sound Kelly makes when i place her gagged and tied into my trunk... note the subtle difference between her muffled cries and Failedp's.. thats cos failedP gets her gag tied tighter... she also gets the backseat.
if you use your own veins to strangle someone to death then you simply cannot be convicted.
ok dunk thats 2 posts about abduction and death.. easy big boy... easy)
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i'm so scared... i just watched I Am Legend.. piece of piss by comparison.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
not many people know this is the exact same sound Kelly makes when i place her gagged and tied into my trunk... note the subtle difference between her muffled cries and Failedp's.. thats cos failedP gets her gag tied tighter... she also gets the backseat.
Few people are aware that Scotsmen will engage in a small bit of reverse-role playing. Dunk, for example is at this very minute singing the Snow White song, though you cant hear him through the ball gag.
you come up with the type of ball
get back to your happy place little dunkie
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
in scotland it is possible to get drunk simply by licking the internal organs of a tramp.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
more people choke on stuffed animal fur from the "build a bear" corporation than go sailing through the cape of good hope on the fourth friday of each lunar year.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
raisins aren't in fact sun-dried grapes but are the eyes of drowned pandas... i wont tell you what pretzels are.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
when Stone is on stage he isnt actually dancing he is in fact massaging thousands of tired locusts that he keeps in his shoes...
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
its a little known fact that i'm off to my bed and in that bed i shall remain mentally traumatised by dreaming of Jessica Tandy and her 115 labia wrinkles
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Cal Ripken Jr. has two cloned versions of himself which allowed him to break the consecutive games record. When you divide his total between the three he's no longer an Iron Man, he's basically Dave Henderson with a Caesar cut.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Tom Selleck's moustache is made up of about 3million tiny spiders highly trained to stay perfectly still... his manly chest hair is in fact manly chest hair
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
John Candy's belly button was so deep that, instead of blue fluff, he once pulled out Giorgio Armani's new autumn collection in its entirety, along with a new child for Madonna and Angelina to fight over.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Cal Ripken Jr. has two cloned versions of himself which allowed him to break the consecutive games record. When you divide his total between the three he's no longer an Iron Man, he's basically Dave Henderson with a Caesar cut.
Okay that actually made me LOL.
fo shizzle.
word.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Sean Connery's favourite time of day is tennish.. which is also his favourite sport.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
On any given Sunday the word "amen" is uttered approximately 32 million times across the U.S. The phrase "not this shit again" comes in at a close second at 29.4 million.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Although cruel in the manner of which they are obtained, the freshly severed legs of a giraffe are the second deadliest weapon in Botswana, after the town whore.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
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Do you want to kick his ass or shall I, FP?
Oh, please - allow me!!
. . .
ok dunk thats 2 posts about abduction and death.. easy big boy... easy)
no.. not her.
MCKB can do it.
i'm so scared... i just watched I Am Legend.. piece of piss by comparison.
Few people are aware that Scotsmen will engage in a small bit of reverse-role playing. Dunk, for example is at this very minute singing the Snow White song, though you cant hear him through the ball gag.
you come up with the type of ball
get back to your happy place little dunkie
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Okay that actually made me LOL.
fo shizzle.
word.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
He likes 50 seconds. it makes him feel like a "marathon man"
"Diamonds, Because it's not hard enough already dealing with this person"
"Diamonds, Easier to smuggle than cocaine"
"Diamonds, It's not as though were killing you if you don't find them"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"